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And you thought Farming Simulator 2011 was boring! [NSFW (or whack posers) SLYT]
posted by cthuljew (46 comments total) 43 users marked this as a favorite

 
This is one of those videos I've seen a thousand times but keep finding new, hilarious things inside it that I hadn't noticed before.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 12:47 PM on October 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


BAN THIS SICK FILTH

god i love this video
posted by FAMOUS MONSTER at 12:47 PM on October 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


So this is a genre now? My favorite: TRAIN SIMULATOR BITCH (NSFW: Language, Skrillex)
posted by 2bucksplus at 12:48 PM on October 26, 2012 [5 favorites]


I hate waking up at 3:30 AM every morning to play this fucking game.
posted by yeti at 12:54 PM on October 26, 2012 [24 favorites]


First saw this about six months ago, still laugh at it every time.

NO SCOPE CORNSHOT!
posted by mightygodking at 12:56 PM on October 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Dear god. Apparently it really IS a genre.
posted by cthuljew at 1:02 PM on October 26, 2012 [7 favorites]


There's a really funny one for Peggle Nights, but I can't remember what the title is to search for it.
posted by codacorolla at 1:05 PM on October 26, 2012




What is it about these videos that turns me into a gurgling, chortling moron? If you search for any video game, ANY video game, you might get some vaguely interesting content. ADD "MLG" TO YOUR SEARCH AND IT BECOMES A MAGIC LAND OF SKRILLEX AND LENSFLARE.

Moonbase alpha | MOONBASE ALPHA MLG | bonus Moonbase alpha


WoodCutter Simulator | \/\/00DCUTTA SIMULATOR MLG SMOKE TREEZ

Trainz 2012 | TRAINZ 2012 NOSCOPE MLG

STAPLEFAHRER IST OP

bonus tf2 video: GOOD EFFORT KEEP TRYING MOUSE ONE
posted by boo_radley at 1:08 PM on October 26, 2012 [10 favorites]


GET ON MY LEVEL GARBAGE
posted by SharkParty at 1:11 PM on October 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


can't... breathe...
posted by Mizu at 1:16 PM on October 26, 2012


Moonbase alpha | MOONBASE ALPHA MLG | bonus Moonbase alpha

Wait...

There's a free NASA moonbase game?
posted by MartinWisse at 1:23 PM on October 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


This is the wonderful sort of thing that could cause Dawkins to despair at how his phrase has been turned from "idea equivalent of gene" to "garish internet fad feat. Skrillex".
posted by Apocryphon at 1:24 PM on October 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


great yet another thing to make me love 2010s. now I cant act bored with new internet culture great now i have to laugh at this until i sneeze and disturb my coworkers great.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 1:24 PM on October 26, 2012


Diddy Dawkins can bite my dubsteez.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 1:25 PM on October 26, 2012


MartinWisse: " There's a free NASA moonbase game?"

It's pretty grJOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN uiuiuiuiuiuiuiuiu
posted by boo_radley at 1:27 PM on October 26, 2012 [5 favorites]


MAD DAWKINS? LIKE I GIVE A PHOACK! SMOEK WAED!!
posted by SharkParty at 1:35 PM on October 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


I'm almost 40 years old but "420 SMOKE COAL EVERYDAY" is now being used as a catchphase by some of my online friends after I posted that Train Simulator video to Facebook a couple weeks ago.
posted by mrbill at 1:35 PM on October 26, 2012 [8 favorites]


One of my favorite things about these videos is that they are so visually noisy that I barely even notice the advertisement overlays.
posted by SharkParty at 1:45 PM on October 26, 2012


This is how the world ends: not with a bang, but a wub.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:55 PM on October 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


While the rest was pretty hilarious, I still want to register how really uncomfortable I am with the awfully suspicious way the video seems to be laughing at the gays at the end in a 'hur hur this game is so gay its like Shepard/Cortez having gay dude sex!' kind of way rather than laughing with us in a 'LOL WTF Shepard is not a dude!' kind of way.

Also the weird Jewish stereotyping.
posted by Blasdelb at 2:06 PM on October 26, 2012


It's interesting that you singled out probably the MOST subtle bit of homophobia in these videos!
posted by SharkParty at 2:16 PM on October 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


That scene is always to be ridiculed for how horribly they rendered Cortez, so that it's less Shepard having sex with a man as he is with having sex with a dark crypto-racist-caricature shadow person who is almost invisible. Having terrible graphical glitches was one of the reasons that ME3 was castigated for.

The appearance of the Hasidic Jew is to congratulate the player for destroying the Iranian nuclear silos, a phrase which reappears in the second Moonbase Alpha video for some reason. I think his second line of dialogue is taken from the Merchant in Resident Evil 4.

Behind the rich cultural tapestry of MLG videos.
posted by Apocryphon at 2:30 PM on October 26, 2012 [6 favorites]


So this is a genre now? My favorite: TRAIN SIMULATOR BITCH (NSFW: Language, Skrillex)

I can't stop breathing for all the laughter. "One hundred two hours played, I REGRET NOTHIN!" is pretty much the best game slogan ever.
posted by Spatch at 2:38 PM on October 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


One more, for the heavy thinkers out there.
posted by cthuljew at 2:47 PM on October 26, 2012


"The appearance of the Hasidic Jew is to congratulate the player for destroying the Iranian nuclear silos, a phrase which reappears in the second Moonbase Alpha video for some reason. I think his second line of dialogue is taken from the Merchant in Resident Evil 4."

AHHHHIAHHHH I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE, still though, 'straight' dudes mocking gay people as just being somehow degraded straight people who might be laughably shocked to wake up next to someone of the same sex is kind of a thing.
posted by Blasdelb at 2:52 PM on October 26, 2012


OH MAN, BLASDELB GOING OFF DA RAILLLLLZZZ!!
posted by Evernix at 3:02 PM on October 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


Blasdelb: "AHHHHIAHHHH I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE, still though, 'straight' dudes mocking gay people as just being somehow degraded straight people who might be laughably shocked to wake up next to someone of the same sex is kind of a thing."

It is, and there's an impossibly thin line between mocking MLG videos and having that void look back into you.
posted by boo_radley at 3:02 PM on October 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


SAMPLE TEXT
posted by cthuljew at 3:06 PM on October 26, 2012


I'd like to add that singing "Numberwang" at the appropriate spots in Bangarang is a fun little hobby.
posted by Wolfdog at 3:07 PM on October 26, 2012 [3 favorites]


I really, really want to see one of these videos for XCOM. Points if the entire video is done exclusively with footage of the original X-COM and Xenonauts.
posted by Apocryphon at 3:09 PM on October 26, 2012


Got a selection of good things on sale, Stranger
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 3:17 PM on October 26, 2012


Youtube playlist.
posted by cthuljew at 3:20 PM on October 26, 2012 [2 favorites]


XCOM requested, XCOM delivered. I take no responsibility for the racism and sexism contained therein.
posted by thecjm at 4:10 PM on October 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


I'm surprised I haven't seen this one posted.
posted by lizjohn at 4:15 PM on October 26, 2012


2SPOOKY
posted by zsazsa at 5:01 PM on October 26, 2012


(sagan bootleg remix)
posted by A Thousand Baited Hooks at 5:49 PM on October 26, 2012


OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST WATCH WHY COULDN'T THIS HAVE HAPPENED ON ALL CAPS DAY
posted by Joey Michaels at 7:47 PM on October 26, 2012


WTF YouTube? Can't view on mobile? You see any wheels on this iPad? Punk ass bitch.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 9:58 PM on October 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Something to note - trains drifting across multiple tracks is somehow a YouTube thing.
posted by grizzly at 11:04 PM on October 26, 2012


Youtube culture: enough material for a thousand sociology degrees.
posted by MartinWisse at 2:34 AM on October 27, 2012


~xX[[MLG]PRO IE9 360 NO-REFRESH Xx~

Anyways, as far as I know the earliest example of this genre is this piece, entitled "MW3 xXLeGiTqUiCkSCOPEzzXx [[MLG]] ~360 NOSCOPEZZ~ .:1337:.", though it has been taken down and reuploaded a few times.
posted by Algebra at 7:59 AM on October 27, 2012 [3 favorites]


THIS IS ALL YOU DO
posted by thelonius at 8:58 AM on October 27, 2012 [1 favorite]


I bought that game in the hopes it would be fun and quit playing after ten minutes.

Plainly I lack imagination.
posted by winna at 9:30 AM on October 27, 2012


WHY HAS NO ONE DONE THIS FOR CARMAGEDDON THERE IS NO GOD
posted by zippy at 11:17 AM on October 27, 2012


This looks like a job for me.
posted by zippy at 4:06 PM on October 27, 2012


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