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		<title>The Foulest Stench Is In The Air, The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years</title>
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		<description>It has been 30 years since it was first recorded, and almost that long since it was released as a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62m4ZytHtoc&quot;&gt;single&lt;/a&gt; and a &lt;a href=&quot;http://vimeo.com/5355461&quot;&gt;extra-long music video&lt;/a&gt; (alt. link: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA&quot;&gt;YT&lt;/a&gt;), but &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thriller_%28song%29&quot;&gt;Thriller&lt;/a&gt; has remained at the top of lists for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.timeout.com/newyork/own-this-city-blog/the-20-best-halloween-songs-of-all-time-1&quot;&gt;best Halloween songs&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.billboard.com/features/the-top-10-halloween-songs-1005445412.story&quot;&gt;2&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://top40.about.com/od/top10lists/tp/halloweensongs.htm&quot;&gt;3&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aolradioblog.com/2009/09/16/10-best-halloween-songs/&quot;&gt;4&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://voices.yahoo.com/top-100-halloween-songs-witches-devils-ghosts-6699446.html?cat=33&quot;&gt;5&lt;/a&gt;) and &lt;a href=&quot;http://k1047.cbslocal.com/2011/10/19/top-15-halloween-themed-songs-videos/&quot;&gt;best Halloween videos&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.haitianbeatz.com/board/topic.html?id=2051&quot;&gt;2&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.spinner.com/2009/10/13/top-10-halloween-music-videos/&quot;&gt;3&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://starztogo.com/videos/top-10-halloween-videos/&quot;&gt;4&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://artiewayne.wordpress.com/2008/10/26/the-top-halloween-music-videos/&quot;&gt;5&lt;/a&gt;). You know &lt;a href=&quot;http://thrilltheworld.com/video-links/&quot;&gt;the dance&lt;/a&gt;, and you&apos;ve read &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2010/07/michael-jackson-thriller-201007?printable=true&amp;currentPage=all&quot;&gt;Vanity Fair&apos;s extensive Thriller Diaries&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/93140/The-Thriller-Diaries&quot;&gt;previously&lt;/a&gt;), or at least &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/music/la-et-web-thrillertrivia12feb12,0,5481196.story&quot;&gt;Los Angeles Times&apos; 25 Thriller facts&lt;/a&gt;, but have you seen &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_3erORWOKg&quot;&gt;the almost hour long making of the video&lt;/a&gt;? Have you heard &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgDSXlXkJv4&quot;&gt;the voice-over session with Michael and Vincent Price&lt;/a&gt;, with the bonus unreleased &quot;rap&quot; vocals by Price? You remember that &lt;a href=&quot;http://moviemet.com/news/vault-interview-vincent-price&quot;&gt;Vincent did Thriller just to make fun of himself&lt;/a&gt;, like he did when he &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCE7LTGTeNM&quot;&gt;worked with Jack Benny&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io_kipvkPxg&quot;&gt;Red Skelton&lt;/a&gt;, right? Or maybe you&apos;re in the mood for more of the comedic horror that Michael liked, such as &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson%27s_Ghosts&quot;&gt;his collaboration with Stephen King&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3SbDZ8NPus&quot;&gt;Michale Jackson&apos;s Ghosts&lt;/a&gt; (HD, with Japanese subtitles and intro). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the almost 14 minute long video is too long, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCeZYRzXyHM&quot;&gt;here&apos;s a shorter fan edit&lt;/a&gt;, featuring a &quot;full music version&quot; with some bonus sound effects from the long video, plus the full zombie dance. If you want different takes on the song, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.coversproject.com/search?q=thriller&quot;&gt;the Covers Project currently lists a scant 9 covers&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thriller_%28song%29#Cover_versions&quot;&gt;Wikipedia has a few additions to the list&lt;/a&gt;, which also ignore the revisions included in &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thriller_25&quot;&gt;Thriller 25&lt;/a&gt;, the special edition re-issue, featuring gobs of bonus bits &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.discogs.com/Michael-Jackson-Thriller-25/master/8883&quot;&gt;spread across many different versions&lt;/a&gt; (scroll down to 2008). For your pleasure, here are some of those covers and re-versions: 

Early alternate versions: 
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tp9MDcAPwY&quot;&gt;Frankie Knuckles &amp;amp; David Morales Def Thrill Mix&lt;/a&gt; (1982, re-released on Thriller 25 as &quot;1982 Def Remix&quot;)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9XqXRxpvH8&quot;&gt;Instrumental version&lt;/a&gt; (1988, re-released on deluxe versions of Thriller 25)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
Covers: 
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVVQR3zHMUA&quot;&gt;Ten Masked Men&lt;/a&gt; (2000, metal)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOVcSHgGHwc&quot;&gt;Ian Brown&lt;/a&gt; (2000, funky sort of indie rock, covered &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.discogs.com/Ian-Brown-Thriller/release/1121062&quot;&gt;along with&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUBTy_8jO1s&quot;&gt;Billy Jean&lt;/a&gt;)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eep4K3ylp2c&quot;&gt;Joe Dolce&lt;/a&gt; (2001, folksy/bluesy, complete with harmonica)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3ph9Uj-go&quot;&gt;Aerogramme&lt;/a&gt; (2003, Scottish orchestral indie rock, or something like that)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9PUH2Y8lE&quot;&gt;The Prodigy sampled the track in The Way It Is&lt;/a&gt; (2004)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdwm8TW-y0&quot;&gt;Ben Gibbard&lt;/a&gt; (2007, live indie rock cover)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4E5W0OOl40&quot;&gt;Wise Guys&lt;/a&gt; (2008, German a cappella version, re-titled &quot;Schiller&quot;)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eloYA9eFTys&quot;&gt;Gothminister&lt;/a&gt; (2008, industrial rock/hard goth cover)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFzHv53UVXI&quot;&gt;Imogen Heap&lt;/a&gt; (2009, covered on piano for BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.imogenheap.com/2012/07/01/thriller-featured-on-bbc-coverage-of-euro-2012-final/&quot;&gt;done in one take, then re-used for BBC&apos;s end montage to its UEFA Euro 2012 football tournament coverage&lt;/a&gt;)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhEM_5zhblo&quot;&gt;Mutilators&lt;/a&gt; (2010, psychobilly)
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkPqblpoI8E&quot;&gt;The London Symphony Orchestra&lt;/a&gt; (year unknown)&lt;ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/li&gt;</description>
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		<title>By: filthy light thief</title>
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		<description>Lots of previous tributes, parodies and covers of Thriller, including: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbem9d_kaiju-dance_webcam&quot;&gt;Thriller, performed by Kaiju&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/87285/But-All-The-While-You-Hear-The-Tokusatsu-Kaiju-Creeping-Up-Behind&quot;&gt;previously&lt;/a&gt;), &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k3BCq75lN1uGLnNvkL&quot;&gt;lipdubbing Thriller&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/85528/Ce-soir-sera-une-bonne-soire&quot;&gt;one of many lipdubs featured&lt;/a&gt;), &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/82835/The-Videography-of-Michael-Jackson&quot;&gt;included in the videography of Michael Jackson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/63091/Thriller-The-Ultimate-version&quot;&gt;along side many &quot;covers&quot; of the song and dance&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/58134/Cause-This-is-Thriller-Thriller-Night&quot;&gt;and a few more videos&lt;/a&gt;, plus &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/46343/Zombies-in-the-Streets-of-Lexington&quot;&gt;zombies in the streets of Lexington&lt;/a&gt; (back when the image tag was in effect), and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/37986/Thriller&quot;&gt;the original posting of the Lego re-creation of the long-form Thriller video&lt;/a&gt;, which has since &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MThEoxSWURA&quot;&gt;found its way onto YouTube&lt;/a&gt;. And somewhere in that timeline, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/82095/October-25-2009-isnt-THAT-far-away&quot;&gt;Thrill The World&lt;/a&gt; was mentioned previously, who have the nice step-by-step videos for the zombie dance.</description>
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		<title>By: Bwithh</title>
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		<description>Thanks for the amazing post, flt.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 21:29:38 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mudpuppie</title>
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		<description>flt, for your extraordinary efforts, I&apos;d give you as many favorites as candles on my birthday cake, but then it would be obvious (or obvious-er, thanks to this thread) that I am now officially in the demographic of radio stations that play songs from the XX&apos;s, YY&apos;s, and ZZ&apos;s.

Perfecting the moonwalk was a top priority at every 1980s slumber party I attended. As far as I know, N.E. was the only one to actually get there (and even then, her moonwalk was very &lt;em&gt;gringa&lt;/em&gt;). Her parents sent us all home before midnight, though (M.M. drew a magic-marker mustache on A.M., against A.M.&apos;s will), so who knows what might have happened.</description>
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		<title>By: corey flood</title>
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		<description>I work at an elementary school and I have found that a surefire remedy for a bad day is watching a bunch of small children doing the Thriller dance. In the weeks leading up to Halloween, I&apos;ve probably seen this a dozen times and it has had the lovely effect of re-conditioning the song from one that scared me to death in 1983 to one that now reminds me of some truly wonderful children and teachers.

Thanks for this.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 22:26:21 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: good in a vacuum</title>
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		<description>Thirty years and it&apos;s never lost its cool. Great fucking song.</description>
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		<title>By: hippybear</title>
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		<description>The movie 13 Going On 30 was a damn sight better than it should have been.  And &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhbYxXg7p-A&quot;&gt;this scene&lt;/a&gt; from it inspired me to work on learning the Thriller dance for myself.  

(Seriously, watch the movie.  It&apos;s startlingly good.)</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 22:49:24 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: knile</title>
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		<description>Via &lt;a href=&quot;http://coverville.com&quot;&gt;Coverville&lt;/a&gt;, a few more covers that I think aren&apos;t, uh, covered above:
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL5_Sl9aMoI&quot;&gt;Honeywagon&lt;/a&gt;, bluegrass
&lt;a href=&quot;http://coverville.com/archives/interesting/one-man-thriller-a-cappella-with-a-unique-twist/&quot;&gt;Fran&#231;ois Macr&#233;&lt;/a&gt;, a cappella
&lt;a href=&quot;http://highrize.wordpress.com/2007/10/31/petra-haden-thriller/&quot;&gt;Petra Haden&lt;/a&gt;, a cappella

Via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/88330/Igor-Presnyakov-plays-classical-guitar&quot;&gt;a post on the blue&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU2O5b0UdPE&amp;feature=plcp&quot;&gt;Igor Presnyakov&lt;/a&gt; does a classical guitar version.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 00:33:11 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: three blind mice</title>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;You remember that Vincent did Thriller just to make fun of himself&lt;/i&gt;

But Jackson used the association with Price (and Eddie van Halen on Beat It) to appeal to a wider audience of people who were not nominally fans of Michael Jackson. It was a massively successful concept which I think contributed a lot to the commercial success of the album.</description>
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		<title>By: filthy light thief</title>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;three blind mice&lt;/b&gt;, good point. The van Halen effect was noted in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/music/la-et-web-thrillertrivia12feb12,0,5481196.story&quot;&gt;LA Times 25 Thriller facts&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;&quot;Thriller&apos;s&quot; phenomenal success led to a breaking down of traditional racial barriers on FM radio at the time. New York&apos;s WPLJ, a &quot;white&quot; station, played Jackson&apos;s &quot;Beat It&quot; because of Eddie Van Halen&apos;s appearance on it. The song caused a wave of protests from some listeners who didn&apos;t want &quot;black&quot; music on their station. MTV also had a reputation for favoring white performers at the time, and its heavy rotation of Jackson videos helped alleviate the criticism.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I honestly didn&apos;t realize that there were &quot;white&quot; stations, though it sounds like &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WPLJ&quot;&gt;WPJL wasn&apos;t always so conservative&lt;/a&gt;, so the LA Times classification might be a bit off there. Anyway, I made the jump to Vincent Price&apos;s comedic roles because I didn&apos;t know that he played kookier roles until reading &lt;a href=&quot;http://moviemet.com/news/vault-interview-vincent-price&quot;&gt;that interview&lt;/a&gt;. I really liked his dry wit in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCE7LTGTeNM&quot;&gt;his appearance on &quot;The Jack Benny Show&quot;&lt;/a&gt;, and was then rather surprised to see him &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io_kipvkPxg&quot;&gt;play a wacky island chef on &quot;The Red Skelton Hour&quot;&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 01:56:31 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: XhaustedProphet</title>
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		<description>Let&apos;s not forget that this song actually started out as &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_kimWJ7128&quot;&gt;Starlight&lt;/a&gt;.&quot;</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 02:14:49 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: XhaustedProphet</title>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSPvvVfcoAw&quot;&gt;Bollywood Thriller!!!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 02:20:11 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: filthy light thief</title>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/104827/Before-Thriller-Starlight&quot;&gt;How &quot;Starlight&quot; became &quot;Thriller,&quot; previously&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 02:38:57 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mayurasana</title>
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		<description>A wrong turn onto Greenmount off North Ave usually means observing a decaying neighbourhood with boarded up housing, seedy-looking shops and restaurants, and several police cars.  I haven&apos;t been in Baltimore long, and naively, I never knew such &lt;em&gt;widespread&lt;/em&gt; urban rot existed in major American cities until I started exploring B&apos;more.  &lt;small&gt;(No, I haven&apos;t watched &quot;The Wire&quot;.)&lt;/small&gt;

Maybe I like rooting for the underdog, or maybe it&apos;s charmed me, but I&apos;ve already developed a soft spot for this slice of Gotham.

The other day, same wrong turn, same dark hour, I see the same decay, meanderings, and  window grills.  I idly wonder what the cop count would be on a Saturday, if any different from the usual.  The buildings blend into a weary hue of battledress and I chat about my experiences in other cities.  Suddenly, a flicker of red up ahead catches my eye.  Police?  

Edging closer, a few restaurants roll by.  There&apos;s that  fried chicken and fish shack in the middle of an empty lot again. 

But in the foreground, a kid, at most 13 years old, wearing a red jacket, slick pants, shiny black shoes, and &lt;em&gt;perfectly&lt;/em&gt; coiffed hair is shifting  sharply, left and right, dancing up a storm, &quot;Thriller&quot; blasting from his boombox.  In that empty lot, he had an audience of only his buddy and the cars passing by, but he had those moves &lt;i&gt;down&lt;/i&gt;.   Wearing his enormous grin, defiantly embodying the hopeful intersection of the troubled scene behind him and pure joy, he warms my heart.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 02:42:08 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Faint of Butt</title>
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		<description>Self-link: I wrote &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bewilderingstories.com/issue493/thriller_rev.html&quot;&gt;this essay&lt;/a&gt; on liminal and uncanny themes in &quot;Thriller&quot; for &lt;i&gt;Bewildering Stories.&lt;/i&gt; I hope you folks like it.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 02:55:37 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: pxe2000</title>
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		<description>Everyone has their own Michael Jackson stories.  This one is mine.  

I was six years old when this came out.  My mom worked for the cable company, which meant we got free cable.  My younger brother and I were only allowed to watch Nickelodeon (the button for which Mom had helpfully painted with red nail polish on the &lt;a href=&quot;http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Push_button_cable_box.jpg&quot;&gt;cable box&lt;/a&gt;), and MTV was expressly forbidden.  She saw this as such common sense that she didn&apos;t mention it to the babysitter who had come to supervise us when she went out on a date one evening.  I mean, you&apos;d have the good sense not to watch cable in front of the kids, lest they get a peep of &lt;i&gt;Emmanuelle&lt;/i&gt; or &quot;Girls on Film&quot;, right?  

The first thing my babysitter did when she got in was flip the cable box to MTV, in spite of my weak protestations.  I watched a few minutes of this, hoping to get a taste of the New Romantic, lipstick-colored forbidden fruit.  Unfortunately, one of the first sights I got when she first flipped over wasn&apos;t the iced nipples or gender-bending my mom feared.  

It was Michael Jackson with yellow eyes.  

I felt my pants grow warm before I realized I&apos;d lost control of my bladder with fear, and as those opening chords sounded out as though to taunt me, I left the room screaming and crying.  My sitter shut off the TV in a huff, made me take off my pants, and started a wash so that my mom wouldn&apos;t know.  

To the best of my knowledge, my mom didn&apos;t find out right away.  Unfortunately, in the hours between my mother&apos;s return and school the next morning, my sitter informed her sister -- who was in my grade -- and the entire school bus knew of my Jacko-fearing micturation.  

For a good two years at school, I was known as &quot;pee pants&quot;.  My mom let me stay home on Halloween that year, but opted not to play any Michael Jackson at school parties, lest I be further taunted.  This backfired in a big way, since I became known not only as someone who could use remedial toilet training skills.  The boys on my schoolbus would do gross things, like flip their eyelids inside out, and taunt me with the song, and no one did anything to stop it.  

Eventually the kids moved on to something else, and my loss of control over my bladder was lost to time.  Or so I thought.  

My family moved away from our hometown in the middle of third grade, only to return when I was a high school freshman.  I hadn&apos;t even thought of this incident for years, but the kid sister of my ill-fated sitter came up to me at my locker one day and invited me over her house to listen to the new Michael Jackson album, &lt;i&gt;Dangerous&lt;/i&gt;.  At the time, Jackson was becoming as well known for his offstage activities, and I looked her in the eye and said coolly to her, &quot;I&apos;m surprised your mom would let you listen to a child molester like Jackson.&quot;  And that was that.  

Many years later, one of my roommates would hip me to the greatness of &lt;i&gt;Off the Wall&lt;/i&gt;, but this story doesn&apos;t have a happy ending.  I still feel a knot in my stomach whenever I hear that three-note riff, and I can&apos;t hear past all the playground taunts to hear this as the great song everyone tells me it is.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 04:20:26 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Trivia Newton John</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/121414/The-Foulest-Stench-Is-In-The-Air-The-Funk-Of-Forty-Thousand-Years#4655152</link>	
		<description>pxe2000, let the healing begin with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4GRBqykzpE&quot;&gt;Enhanced Thriller Cat&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 04:56:55 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Theta States</title>
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		<description>Thriller TERRIFIED me as a kid when it came out, but I grew to appreciate it in subsequent years, especially as a high watermark in pre-cgi special effects and makeup.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 08:36:23 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: filthy light thief</title>
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		<description>My wife, as a child, was both scared and entranced by Thriller. Her older sister would call her in the room when it was on but not tell her what it was, and Mrs. flt would run in, then cover her eyes, but not leave the room. She is currently a huge fan of zombies, and it might be due to Thriller, all those years ago.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 13:28:13 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: bukvich</title>
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		<description>On the Rockets radio broadcast tonight right after halftime Craig Ackerman said the Palace halftime show which was a staging of Thriller was the best halftime show he has ever seen in 15 (?) years of doing basketball play by play. Can&apos;t find the sucker on youtube yet.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 19:54:28 -0800</pubDate>
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