Me: generate a paper ballot that is both machine-readable and human-readable, which the voter then deposits in a ballot box.
charlie don't surf: You fill in the little ovals and then put it into a machine that scans it and records the vote in memory, and then the results are sent by modem to the Elections Office, with no human intervention.
xthic: You use a sharpie to connect two sides of an arrow next to each of your preferred candidate(s). You then insert it into an optical scanner, which processes it, gives you a little ding and a 7-segment LED counter ticks up to show you that everything went well.
President: H. P. Lovecraft
Governor: Huey Newton
Senator: Randle McMurphy
« Older The new "no comment": F-Off. Has electronic media ... | "Hipster Sexism... Newer »
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
Buy a Shirt