Comments on: I will do everything in my power to help him through the transition process

I will do everything in my power to help him through the transition process

New Frontier — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:34:53 -0800

"We discussed the danger of partisan division, and the need for us, all of us, to come together and find common ground after a very rough and divisive couple of weeks. ... It is no secret that Brad and I had two very different visions for you and whom you date. Tonight, you have spoken, and Brad has prevailed." --- The American People Have Spoken About Our Relationship

By: Tom-B

Tom-B — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 22:00:22 -0800

dude cool text but is he looking at a relationship as if it was a zero-sum game?

By: oneswellfoop

oneswellfoop — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 22:21:04 -0800

Hey, there was only one Brad.

By: RobotVoodooPower

RobotVoodooPower — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 22:25:17 -0800

The New Yorker, you're still in the same clothes you were wearing on election night and your "I Voted" sticker is stained with Midori. Have a friend change your Twitter password to something you don't know and go to bed.

By: the quidnunc kid

the quidnunc kid — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 23:20:19 -0800

Ha ha ha! That was great - it reminds me of that whole election thing you guys are doing this month. I can't wait to find out who wins by the way - hopefully someone will make a post about it.

By: hippybear

hippybear — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 23:32:53 -0800

Hey, there was only one Brad. No there wasn't. There was Barry Bostwick in Rocky Horror and Cliff De Young in Shock Treatment.

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 23:46:48 -0800

I personally went with the Rocky Horror interpretation (I was sort of hoping for that take, tbh).

By: mannequito

mannequito — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:06:26 -0800

it reminds me of that whole election thing you guys are doing this month. I can't wait to find out who wins by the way - hopefully someone will make a post about it. awww, you're not running then!? I was all set to vote for you, #1!

By: bleep

bleep — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:20:09 -0800

I had to read the first half of that that so many times to figure out where it was going. Without the benefits of the comments telling me what something is about or whether or not it's worth my time. Fails all around.

By: the quidnunc kid

the quidnunc kid — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 03:09:23 -0800

I was all set to vote for you, #1! BLESSED ART THOU WHO HUNGER AND THIRST FOR WHAT IS RIGHT

By: adamdschneider

adamdschneider — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 04:54:23 -0800

I was all set to vote for you, #1! Shut up, Wesley!

By: Halloween Jack

Halloween Jack — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 05:37:31 -0800

Ex-Onion Writer Gets Job At New Yorker, Writes Same Articles As Before

By: stormpooper

stormpooper — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 06:27:20 -0800

I hoenstly thought this was going to be some soap box speech by Angelina Jolie.

By: Thorzdad

Thorzdad — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 07:05:28 -0800

I had to read the first half of that that so many times to figure out where it was going. I keep re-reading it and I still don't know what I'm reading. It's like talking to someone who only speaks in terms of their own, highly personal, points of reference, and they expect you to, of course, know what they are.

By: bleep

bleep — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 09:50:06 -0800

Onion articles are well-written.

By: benito.strauss

benito.strauss — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 10:52:27 -0800

It's like talking to someone who only speaks in terms of their own, highly personal, points of reference, and they expect you to, of course, know what they are. That's what listening to dog-whistle heavy Republican politicians speaking to republican crowds is like for me.

By: MissySedai

MissySedai — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 11:31:44 -0800

Christ, no wonder she dumped him.

By: herbplarfegan

herbplarfegan — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:05:00 -0800

I came in to nth the "I have no idea what that was."

By: jenfullmoon

jenfullmoon — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 18:49:29 -0800

This crap gets published in the New Yorker? Seriously?

By: Lexica

Lexica — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:45:06 -0800

I wish I remember where I read this, because it so perfectly sums things up:

It was funny in that New Yorker "Shouts and Murmurs" kind of way… which is to say, rather tedious and not very funny at all.