Sometimes, people do too many drugs at once.

November 8, 2001 12:51 PM

Sometimes, people do too many drugs at once. That's the only explaination I can find for this. Apologies for linking to stile.
posted by bryanzera (25 comments total)

apology accepted for linking to stile, but you'll have to be boiled in feces for the content.
posted by phalkin at 12:57 PM on November 8, 2001

i wasted time loading THAT? on heavy Nyquil, no less!

attilla the bun
posted by bunnyfire at 1:19 PM on November 8, 2001

That's an old one from Neil Cicierega, creator of Hyaakogojyuichi. Not nearly as good.
posted by toddshot at 1:33 PM on November 8, 2001

Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar.
posted by Potsy at 1:34 PM on November 8, 2001

Save yourself the indignity of visiting stile and get it at newgrounds.
posted by Rockames at 1:39 PM on November 8, 2001

last time i let a +1MB flash movie of crap like that was.... oh wait, this morning, with oddtodd. why an't anyone use flash for good?! (eneri, wherefore art thou? [and yes, i know what wherfore actually means... i really do wonder what eneri translates to.])
posted by lotsofno at 1:50 PM on November 8, 2001

si, si! muchas drogas!
posted by dlewis at 2:03 PM on November 8, 2001

That was astoundingly craptacular. Or at least the 10 seconds that I wasted watching it before I turned it off was.
posted by skwm at 2:55 PM on November 8, 2001

uhh... didn't matt say 'no more stile links.'
posted by jcterminal at 3:12 PM on November 8, 2001

Hi, I'm back now.

Still have no idea what this is all about, but when I tried to load it, my computer made like a refrigerator and froze.

Given that the power switch on the back of my computer doesn't work anymore, I crawled underneath my desk to turn it off at the wall...the dust, the horror...the jungle of cords grasping at me like triffid tendrils...

Anyway, thanks for asking.
posted by lucien at 3:19 PM on November 8, 2001

The truly horrific thing about it is that if you keep watching, it just goes on and on forever, that impossibly bad Japanese music burning itself into your brain. It seemed like an hour, though it couldn't have been more than six or seven minutes. And the whole time my finger is frozen over the "x" in the upper right hand corner--it's FROZEN, in this rictus of shame and bewilderment. Like, I can't stop watching this thing. And because I'm watching this on Stile, there's a picture of boobies dangling overhead, like a fleshy sword of Damocles.

Oh, it was a horror, indeed.
posted by vraxoin at 3:26 PM on November 8, 2001

That was the most brilliant piece of satire ever created.
posted by TiggleTaggleTiger at 3:38 PM on November 8, 2001

it's getting tiresome. aybabtu was funny. hatten was a grin. a few of the subsequent offerings were ok. the meme died for good sometime around '123456789 fuck! shit! piss!'. in the meantime, i think it reached its pinnacle of expression in 'frontier psychiatrist', a full blown music video.
posted by quonsar at 3:43 PM on November 8, 2001

'123456789 fuck! shit! piss!' is a work of art. It should be put onto interstellar spacecraft just like the gold disks that went along with Voyager.

(Yes, I'm kidding.)
posted by Potsy at 6:36 PM on November 8, 2001

you could have given us graphic warning .....
posted by redhead at 7:15 PM on November 8, 2001

"fleshy sword of Damocles"

Heineken out the nose. You win, vraxoin.
posted by GriffX at 7:44 PM on November 8, 2001

Hmmmm.... guess I'll never get a chance to enjoy the show... stuff like the porn ad overhead just make me automatically hit backspace. :(
posted by prototype_octavius at 8:11 PM on November 8, 2001

I only got about 10 seconds before 100 porn ad windows opened.

Hyaakogojyuichi. I wonder what that feels like after 9/11/01...
posted by ParisParamus at 9:28 PM on November 8, 2001

try animutation.com before stile.

me, I love this. It reminds me of something I would have made if flash existed in my toolbox 10 years ago. The completely incorrect "subtitles" crack me up every time.

It's NOT an attempt at another AYBABTU-style meme. I'm tired of people bringing that accusation out every time they don't like a flash animation. It's like accusing every dumb comedy of trying to be STAR WARS.

I like it, you don't have to, I don't care. in conclusion, TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM, IT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE, GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I'LL PLAY THE GUITAR.
posted by kevspace at 9:47 PM on November 8, 2001

Oh, I would also like to thank ParisParamus for somehow creating a magical conversational link between LESKO'S REVENGE and THE RECENT NATIONAL TRAGEDIES. Bravo!
posted by kevspace at 9:48 PM on November 8, 2001

Oh, I would also like to thank ParisParamus for somehow creating a magical conversational link between LESKO'S REVENGE and THE RECENT NATIONAL TRAGEDIES. Bravo!

I was simply referring to the fact that since 9/11, nothing has seemed as funny and enjoyable as watching that Flash masterpiece.
posted by ParisParamus at 9:59 PM on November 8, 2001

Who is Lesko, again?
posted by ParisParamus at 10:00 PM on November 8, 2001

Lesko. Surely you've seen his late night infomercials?
posted by Potsy at 10:51 PM on November 8, 2001

For anybody other than me who finds Matthew Lesko hilarious:

I don't watch much MTV, but I happened to flip onto it a couple weeks ago, and they were running the Andy Dick show. He was dressed up in a purple suit with question marks all over it, screaming at the camera: "DUMPSTERS! You can eat what other people throw away!!!" And he leaps into a dumpster.

Andy Dick is obviously a whole different topic here, but I was dying laughing ten minutes later.
posted by GriffX at 11:07 PM on November 8, 2001

I would like to see this guy go after Ron Popeil.
posted by ParisParamus at 4:13 AM on November 9, 2001