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Melkor just SOUNDS evil

Chrysostom — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:21:12 -0800

More than most literary phenomena, names in fiction seem very straightforward until you start to think about them. The simple question, 'why does a name sound right?' leads to a whole range of questions. Are there rules about how names are given to characters? Do naming practices differ in different periods? Are they specific to particular genres? Do different authors use names in entirely different ways? There are also anxieties to address: is discussion of names in fiction snagged in a feedback loop, in which we think James Bond is such a good name for a spy because that's what we know it to be?

By: nooneyouknow

nooneyouknow — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:33:24 -0800

Oooooh! I was just thinking about this. Very few things will cause me to quickly drop a book I had been considering like a stupid name. Names that resulted in me running far away from the books in question: "Knox Bolander", "Decky Bradshaw" and "Starbride".

By: Joakim Ziegler

Joakim Ziegler — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:36:50 -0800

Slab Squatthrust! Big McLargehuge! Beef Blastbody! Smoke Manmuscle!

By: Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish

Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:37:44 -0800

I think the last straw for my attempt to read the completely-by-the-numbers fantasy "epic" The Wayfarer Redemption was when the prophesied hero of lore was referred to as "the StarMan." Annoying camel-caps are bad enough, but there was no way to shake the mental image of a yellow, five-pointed, two-eyed star bouncing around the Mushroom Kingdom with plate armor and a broadsword.

By: MtDewd

MtDewd — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:38:08 -0800

Glad to see that Gussie Fink-Nottle makes an appearance.

By: ZipRibbons

ZipRibbons — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:39:53 -0800

Have you noticed the JB trend for superspy names? James Bond Jason Bourne Jack Bauer er... That's it.

By: Sunburnt

Sunburnt — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:42:03 -0800

It is, I think, commonly known that Ian Fleming was trying to find an ordinary name for Bond because so many literary spies had flamboyant or tough-guy names. The name came from the author of a contemporary Audubon Guide. A fact I now see in the first paragraph of the link. Durrrrr The topic of Tough-guy names always reminds of the infamous MST3K episode "Space Mutiny" -- I guess I'm not the only one, Joakim Ziegler -- which featured a muscle-bound hero dying for a new moniker every scene.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:44:21 -0800

Jackmerius Tacktheratrix!

By: theodolite

theodolite — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:45:02 -0800

I can never keep names straight, either in real life or in books, so I feel a stronger connection to a book whenever an author just refers to all their characters with descriptive epithets. I didn't even notice that none of the characters in Murakami's Hard-Boiled Wonderland had names (they're all "the librarian," "the colonel," "grandpa") until I was describing a part of it to someone.

By: Sunburnt

Sunburnt — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:45:06 -0800

Tricky calling that a trend, ZipRibbons-- James Bond first appeared in 1953, Jason Bourne in 1980, and Jack Bauer in 2002ish.

By: Egg Shen

Egg Shen — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:45:52 -0800

Dr. Buzz Stryker from General Hospital seems to hold the non-parody record.

By: Rory Marinich

Rory Marinich — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:46:04 -0800

Don't forget the international wizarding man of mystery, Jarry Botter.

By: arcticseal

arcticseal — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:46:34 -0800

Have you noticed the JB trend for superspy names? James Bond Jason Bourne Jack Bauer er... That's it. Jeb Bush blew it when he chose politics.

By: EmpressCallipygos

EmpressCallipygos — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:46:58 -0800

Warning: TV Tropes link: some names are just inherantly cool.

By: Brandon Blatcher

Brandon Blatcher — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:46:58 -0800

I enjoyed the movie Flight, but almost skipped seeing it because the lead character was named Whip Whitaker.

By: Artw

Artw — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:47:19 -0800

A friend of mine cane up with Dwight Wombat, loosely based on Snake Pliskin, and that guy has been inhabiting test data for websites I've worked on ever since...

By: Mblue

Mblue — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:47:59 -0800

Angus Thermopyle Sorus Chatelaine Vector Shaheed Hashi Lebwohl It's not the ~~best~~ real story, but the character names are compelling.

By: griphus

griphus — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:48:29 -0800

I think the MST3K standout was "Gristle McThornbody." Also, does anyone remember the literary term for a name that reflects the personality of the character? I've always seen it referenced w/r/t Dickens. I am almost entirely there's a word for it outside of "characteronym" and "Cratylic."

By: Joakim Ziegler

Joakim Ziegler — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:51:04 -0800

Brandon Blatcher: "I enjoyed the movie Flight, but almost skipped seeing it because the lead character was named Whip Whitaker" His name is William Whitaker, "Whip" is his nickname.

By: Celsius1414

Celsius1414 — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:51:54 -0800

Do you find it...wisible...when I say the name...Biggus...Dickus?

By: Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish

Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:51:56 -0800

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:52:24 -0800

I didn't even notice that none of the characters in Murakami's Hard-Boiled Wonderland had names (they're all "the librarian," "the colonel," "grandpa") until I was describing a part of it to someone. Overuse of epithets fills me with a rage that cannot be textually rendered.

By: Joakim Ziegler

Joakim Ziegler — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:54:24 -0800

elizardbits: "Overuse of epithets fills me with a rage that cannot be textually rendered." That's ok, Rages-against-epithets.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:55:02 -0800

I have spent hours researching names for historical uses, literary allusions, memetic significance, only to realize no one ever notices anyway. So now I just crib from people around me.

By: Brandon Blatcher

Brandon Blatcher — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:57:21 -0800

His name is William Whitaker, "Whip" is his nickname. That doesn't really matter, since everyone in the movie refers to him as Whip and even the credits list him as Whip. Good movie though. Names are logos and company names. The specifics tend not to matter, it's that actions that make the name.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:57:22 -0800

Gussie Fink-Nottle If I spent a lifetime trying to come up with a name that conveys "man who feels strongly about newts", I could do no better.

By: griphus

griphus — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:59:19 -0800

So now I just crib from people around me. The Adventures Starbuck Doctorwho Wardrobe.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:01:36 -0800

I see you've met Mr. Tablet Playingcard

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:03:36 -0800

If the spy had been called James Brown, would that have helped or hindered the musician's career? shtay on the sheen like a shex machine

By: juv3nal

juv3nal — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:04:42 -0800

Have you noticed the JB trend for superspy names? James Bond Jason Bourne Jack Bauer er... That's it. I can neither confirm nor deny that Josiah Bartlett is the civilian cover name given to Benjamin Willard after his mission to *****REDACTED*****.

By: Sokka shot first

Sokka shot first — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:04:44 -0800

Overuse of epithets fills me with a rage that cannot be textually rendered. Stay away from Doctor Who, then. They never use that guy's name.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:04:46 -0800

Here is the story of my first crush! When I was a young 'un, I used to see old reruns of Bewitched. I had a huge little boy non-sexual (more or less, I guess) crush on Elizabeth Montgomery, who played Samantha Stevens. She could do magic! She was pretty! She helped her stupid husband out on the sly! She was a smart, funny super-mom who could fly and turn people into toads. And her name sounded EXACTLY right for a sexy suburban witch. Anyway. Later in life, I found myself using the name "Samantha Stevens" as a stand-in for any female character whose name I hadn't settled on yet.

By: clvrmnky

clvrmnky — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:06:54 -0800

I'm re-reading a bunch of classique science fiction (the weirdo time-travel, red-baiting, psyche-animal-talking Andre Norton, if you must know) and the question of how authors choose character names keeps coming up in my mind. Plate of shrimp?

By: Mblue

Mblue — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:11:15 -0800

HAL WOPR Skynet Marvin

By: Lorin

Lorin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:12:11 -0800

I see you've met Mr. Tablet Playingcard Tablet Playingcard, wasn't he a blackjack dealer at Casino Hermann Goering?

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:12:46 -0800

My extremely lazy bad habit is looking at my book shelf for author names to steal.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:12:59 -0800

Also, I'm a big fan of "Dirk Pitt", as it gives you a pretty good idea of what kind of book you're reading.

By: dances_with_sneetches

dances_with_sneetches — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:15:11 -0800

Maybe a fun reverse game would be to ascribe personalities to names to see if they matched the author's intent. From a recent fantasy novel of mine. Cyril Crumm Philamena Dunwick Benny Ayala Vitch Derwood Fudge

By: flex

flex — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:16:00 -0800

'He Looks Like A 'Bob'' Is True: "Researchers at Miami University think they know why you can remember some peoples' names but not others'. They've shown quantitatively that certain names are associated with certain facial features. For example, when people hear the name "Bob" they have in mind a larger, round face than when they hear a name such as "Tim" or "Andy." Robin Thomas, associate professor of psychology, and colleagues not only show that this link exists, but they also show that if people try to learn face-name pairs that go against their expectations, they have a hard time doing it." See also the bouba/kiki effect.

By: Joakim Ziegler

Joakim Ziegler — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:16:14 -0800

brundlefly: "Also, I'm a big fan of "Dirk Pitt", as it gives you a pretty good idea of what kind of book you're reading" "Pitt" is also reasonably close to a slang term for penis in both Swedish and Spanish, so there's that.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:16:50 -0800

I think Philip Marlowe is an amazingly good name. There's this hint of haunted sadness and longing, it's also very masculine, but it seems plausible, a name that someone might actually use.

By: still_wears_a_hat

still_wears_a_hat — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:17:11 -0800

Pussy Galore and Honey Ryder, Plenty O'Toole, Holly Goodhead. But especially Pussy Galore.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:18:51 -0800

Anne Uumellmahaye

By: Mblue

Mblue — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:21:33 -0800

Peter Parker Clark Kent Matt Murdock Bruce Banner Susan Storm etc..... Best: Ben Grimm

By: still_wears_a_hat

still_wears_a_hat — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:22:26 -0800

And let's not forget the fabulous Modesty Blaise

By: CrystalDave

CrystalDave — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:23:40 -0800

Have you noticed the JB trend for superspy names? James Bond Jason Bourne Jack Bauer I can't remember where I saw this, but supposedly those were the internal descriptions for the three dialogue types in Alpha Protocol. (Interesting game in places, but very obviously rushed) I kinda appreciated it that much more after realizing that. It makes sense.

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:24:55 -0800

ROWSDOWER!

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:25:41 -0800

Rowsdower is that a ......stupid name?

By: mikurski

mikurski — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:31:11 -0800

Have you noticed the JB trend for superspy names? James Bond Jason Bourne Jack Bauer ... "Pitt" is also reasonably close to a slang term for penis in both Swedish and Spanish, so there's that. Something that blew my mind is that in German, Bauer is the word for a farmer/peasant, or a 'common man'. The etymology of Jack also descends from similar terminology, having connotations of 'common'. Which means that 'Jack Bauer' comes out as 'the common man's common man.'

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:31:42 -0800

isn't that right Billy Everyteen?

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:32:38 -0800

The protagonist of my new novel is called Shazbat McMaster.

By: jacquilynne

jacquilynne — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:35:36 -0800

I read a lot of romance novels, where character names can be unutterably ridiculous. Dukes named Hawk, cowboys named Colt, and spies with code names like Lone Wolf are common. I mostly only notice them when they're over the top in their dumbness.

By: Joakim Ziegler

Joakim Ziegler — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:40:34 -0800

jacquilynne: "I read a lot of romance novels, where character names can be unutterably ridiculous. Dukes named Hawk, cowboys named Colt, and spies with code names like Lone Wolf are common. I mostly only notice them when they're over the top in their dumbness" So, those examples are not over the top? Now I'm curious.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:43:47 -0800

Shitty thriller writer Vince Flynn writes about a conservative super-spy named Mitch Rapp. I only know this from reading over a guy's shoulder on a bored-as-hell-can't-sleep redeye flight. The book was so preposterously bad I almost wanted to buy it!

By: oneswellfoop

oneswellfoop — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:44:48 -0800

What if, after James Bond defeated Goldfinger, he was given the nickname "Gold Bond"? Or what if James Bond screwed up once and was given the nickname "Junk Bond"?

By: Sunburnt

Sunburnt — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:48:13 -0800

Neal Stephenson stabbed this one on in the heart, though, in his book "Snow Crash." The main character's name is Hiro Protagonist. He carries a sword and delivers pizza by day, but in the Metaverse (worldwide social virtual reality), he's a Samurai.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:49:32 -0800

Oh, by the way, the linked review is an excellent read! I doubt they will have the book at my library but I'll try.

By: Merzbau

Merzbau — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:51:36 -0800

I think early exposure to too much pomo fiction has completely broken my recognition of what names are and aren't silly. I mean, when you're used to stuff like Manny DiPresso and Judith Prietht it takes something amazingly stupid to make a lasting impression.

By: mmrtnt

mmrtnt — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:56:04 -0800

There was a trend in late 19th, early 20th century fiction that I always found curious: Authors referring to characters as "Mr. S___", etc.

By: Jeanne

Jeanne — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:00:38 -0800

I've come to notice that YA fiction (contemporary realistic) has an absolute surfeit of a certain type of names: names that are perfectly balanced between trendy and obscure, and that are slightly tomboyish for girl main characters. Cameron. Colby. Polly. They're nice names, the kind of names you'd want to name your own kids, and then you realize that the names in YA have absolutely nothing to do with what people actually were naming their kids in the mid-1990s.

By: mmrtnt

mmrtnt — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:02:12 -0800

Also, I've never met anyone named "Fenton" and it's SUCH a cool name

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:05:47 -0800

Fenton? We named the dog Fenton.

By: juv3nal

juv3nal — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:06:59 -0800

There was a trend in late 19th, early 20th century fiction that I always found curious: Authors referring to characters as "Mr. S___", etc. It's a trope that's about nodding towards authenticity i.e. as if those were the names of real people that a reader might recognize if they had not been redacted. Kind of the same thing as "Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent" from Dragnet.

By: Terminal Verbosity

Terminal Verbosity — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:11:27 -0800

I wrote a short story a few years ago that was set several decades in the future. All my writing group peers complained about the name of the protagonist, a woman in her fifties: Caitlin. "She sounds like a kid!" "Well, yeah, because she was born right about now, when we name kids things like Caitlin." My reasoning was sound but I couldn't sway any of them.

By: Mblue

Mblue — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:17:39 -0800

My reasoning was sound but I couldn't sway any of them. Charlie Zoe Justin I just covered a century.

By: jacquilynne

jacquilynne — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:19:11 -0800

So, those examples are not over the top? Now I'm curious. Lone Wolf was actually from a novel of great badness, and I mocked that code name roundly to friends while I read it. (The good thing about cheesy romance novels is that even when they're bad, they're still entertaining.) Hawk and Colt are arguably middle of the road choices for romance novel leads. Could be 'this is mildly cheesy but okay', could be 'oh, god, the cheeeeeeeese', depending on last name and other context. Though, I have to admit, as a caveat to my criticism of romance novel names, when I tried to write a romance novel, I named my male lead Lance Marshall. So, you know, do as I say and not as I do, apparently.

By: philipy

philipy — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:25:17 -0800

In those days you could get away with calling a character Pussy Galore. Apparently the character was based on the love of Fleming's life.

By: mmrtnt

mmrtnt — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:26:28 -0800

We named the dog Fenton. Fenton was the Hardy Boy's dad. Yes. I'm old.

By: cthuljew

cthuljew — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:27:48 -0800

This article's failure to mention the Song of Ice and Fire series is criminal. GRRM's greatest gift to literature is his character names.

By: Spatch

Spatch — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:29:18 -0800

The main character's name is Hiro Protagonist. He carries a sword and delivers pizza by day, but in the Metaverse (worldwide social virtual reality), he's a Samurai. And his companion in the story is a super-cool bad-ass skateboarding courier with a ton of other self-insert characteristics, including the ability to do anything as long as it's awesome, named Yours Truly.

By: griphus

griphus — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:29:47 -0800

Apparently the character was based on the love of Fleming's life. ...who happened to be an overweight Maine Coon.

By: verstegan

verstegan — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:37:36 -0800

There's something specially annoying about the names in Iris Murdoch's late novels. Jenkin Riderhood. Duncan Cambus. Gulliver Ashe. Gideon Fairfax. Ursula Brightwalton. AAAAGH MAKE IT STOP But this thread wouldn't be complete without a reference to Mr Justice Cocklecarrot and the case of the twelve red-bearded dwarfs: The court had to be cleared owing to the roars of ribald laughter which greeted the appearance in the witness-box of the twelve red-bearded dwarfs all in a heap. Their names were read out amid growing uproar. The names appeared to be: Sophus Barkayo-Tong, Amaninter Axling, Farjole Merrybody, Guttergorm Guttergormpton, Badly Oronparser, Churm Rincewind, Cleveland Zackhouse, Molonay Tubilderborst, Edeledel Edel, Scorpion de Rooftrouser, Listenis Youghaupt, Frums Gillygottle. Cocklecarrot: Are these genuine names? A Dwarf: No, m'worship. Cocklecarrot: Then what's your name? Dwarf: Bogus, m'ludship. Cocklecarrot: No, your real name. Dwarf: My real name is Bogus, your excellency. (At this point the court had to be cleared)

By: Mblue

Mblue — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:40:56 -0800

In those days you could get away with calling a character Pussy Galore. You have to hide the sex now. Next James Bond girl? Bisquet Teatime.

By: Iridic

Iridic — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:43:28 -0800

Also, does anyone remember the literary term for a name that reflects the personality of the character? Aptronym?

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:44:17 -0800

In casino royale Veser scoffs at her cover name, " broadchest".

By: Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish

Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:48:01 -0800

Next James Bond girl? Bisquet Teatime. Please don't do that to my head.

By: Mblue

Mblue — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:49:18 -0800

Dwarf: My real name is Bogus, your excellency. Lou Costello's estate will be suing shortly.

By: Chrysostom

Chrysostom — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:49:24 -0800

mmrtnt: "There was a trend in late 19th, early 20th century fiction that I always found curious: Authors referring to characters as "Mr. S___", etc." This comes up in Ask Metafilter periodically: 1, 2.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:54:05 -0800

Warning: TV Tropes link: some names are just inherantly cool. Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's.

By: Chrysostom

Chrysostom — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:56:03 -0800

"The other thing David - that's my brother - says about him is that he has the absolute perfect bestseller's name." "Really?" said Dirk. "In what way?" "David says it's the first thing any publisher looks for in a new author. Not, `Is his stuff any good?' or, `Is his stuff any good once you get rid of all the adjectives?' but, `Is his last name nice and short and his first name just a bit longer?' You see? The `Bell' is done in huge silver letters, and the `Howard' fits neatly across the top in slightly narrower ones. Instant trademark. It's publishing magic. Once you've got a name like that then whether you can actually write or not is a minor matter."

Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

By: The Sprout Queen

The Sprout Queen — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:56:12 -0800

I had a great-great-great-aunt whose married name was Temperance Brewer.

By: good in a vacuum

good in a vacuum — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:59:10 -0800

I love the scene in Boogie Nights where Mark Wahlberg and John C. Reilly pitch their action porn movie idea to Burt Reynolds in a limo, and tell him that their characters' names are Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell. And Reynolds laughs and says they're great names.

By: hap_hazard

hap_hazard — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:08:31 -0800

Angola Maldives was on another mission. A bad guy intends to blow up the sun!

By: thomas j wise

thomas j wise — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:15:15 -0800

Ellery Queen, which does double-duty as pseudonym and detective, has always been one of my favorite literary names--it sounds slightly chilly, for some reason, and feels suitable for a mystery novel. Ozias Midwinter (from Wilkie Collins' Armadale) has a certain ring to it, though. Also, let's all thank Sir Arthur Conan Doyle for recognizing that "John Watson" was a much better name for his "normal" narrator than was Ormond Sacker.

By: teleri025

teleri025 — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:32:46 -0800

Out of all the trashy, paranormal romances I read, my favorite character name is Kitty Norville. Because her name is Kitty... And she's a werewolf. Pure genius.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:06:19 -0800

Dukes named Hawk I know exactly which book you reference and I regret nothing.

By: gubenuj

gubenuj — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:14:02 -0800

My daughter's been playing a virtual family game on the iPad in which the baby is named Dur. I looked it up to find that it is (at least according to the interwebs) a Hebrew name meaning "accumulating" which I suppose somehow makes sense in the context of the game. Yet nonetheless a befuddling choice.

By: ohshenandoah

ohshenandoah — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:26:23 -0800

there's a formula for creating names for the Hero in a romance novel First name = a weapon or a synonym for "Hard" Last name = Geographical Outcropping + Predatory animal Blade Ravenscroft Lance Wolfriver Stark Montstallion

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:43:36 -0800

Rigid Badgerpoint

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:43:51 -0800

Hm.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:47:31 -0800

Club Foxbutte.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:49:00 -0800

(Catch phrase: "I told you, it's pronounced BYOOT.")

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:04:27 -0800

Sickle Jackalstack!

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:05:54 -0800

I'm starting to think I should check out the romance section at the library; this all sounds great.

By: danb

danb — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:06:20 -0800

Stone Leopardplateau

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:09:25 -0800

That one's kind of ridiculous.

By: psoas

psoas — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:09:57 -0800

No mention of Annie "Yes, I also wrote 'Brokeback Mountain'" Proulx? The dramatis personae of The Shipping News alone is enough to inspire disbelief: Tert Card! PETAL BEAR!! WAVEY PROWSE!!! Ahem. I enjoyed the movie Flight, but almost skipped seeing it because the lead character was named Whip Whitaker. Which reminded me of this. Also, I just saw a short play wherein a robot, upon given consciousness, decided (to her handler's horror) to name herself Dr. Vulnavia Flamecabinet, which is ten types of amazing. Say it out loud. Try not to laugh.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:12:35 -0800

I should have gone with Firm Foxbutte.

By: Obscure Reference

Obscure Reference — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:25:33 -0800

Hugh Person (corrupted "Peterson" and pronounced "Parson" by some) extricated his angular bulk from the taxi Nabakov having some fun naming his character in Transparent Things.

By: nonasuch

nonasuch — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:42:44 -0800

Are we really not going to discuss Harry Potter? I mean, Rowling basically named a character Werewolf von Werewolf.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:49:30 -0800

Erect Moosecliff

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:02:25 -0800

Artw: "A friend of mine cane up with Dwight Wombat, loosely based on Snake Pliskin, and that guy has been inhabiting test data for websites I've worked on ever since..." I recently made a short film involving a Snake Plissken ripoff named "Tank Flintlock".

By: tangerine

tangerine — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:06:41 -0800

"She sounds like a kid!" "Well, yeah, because she was born right about now, when we name kids things like Caitlin." A friend's nine-year-old niece recently declared that Jennifer and Heather are old-lady names.

By: Occula

Occula — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:38:10 -0800

Rigid Badgerpoint has filled me with all the glee.

By: mygothlaundry

mygothlaundry — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:42:10 -0800

When I was fourteen or so and writing fantasy novels - well, the beginnings of fantasy novels, a tendency that has persisted to this day - I used to use scrabble letters to come up with the names. Tzunl! Egnit! And of course, the inimitable Glnmprfx. I had to put a paranormal romance down the other day because, I'm sorry, but I cannot read a book in which the protagonists (who I think are also vampires but I didn't get that far in) are named RuthLess and ValIant and so on. Rhage. Yeah, it's too much. Just call them Tim or something.

By: threeants

threeants — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:42:26 -0800

To me, one of the major tells of amateurish, tone-deaf fiction is that everyone has these unrealistically super-anglo last names. Greenshaw, Woodbury, Hallton, etc. If every character in your story could also be the name of an English country village and you're not writing online erotica or a Hallmark Channel movie, reconsider.

By: thesmallmachine

thesmallmachine — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 19:16:57 -0800

Some of Evelyn Waugh's satirical names have aged poorly, but I do love the beautiful undertaker Aimée Thanatogenos in The Loved One, as well as the very dead-on names in Brideshead Revisited: the loyal daughter Cordelia, the Canadian power broker Rex Mottram, and the long-suffering and reality-fleeing Lord Sebastian Flyte. E.M. Forster also nails it pretty often; Lucy Honeychurch, Adela Quested, Emily Failing, Cecil Vyse.

By: Artw

Artw — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 19:19:16 -0800

What the Dickens?

By: Anything

Anything — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 19:20:58 -0800

Whoever came up with 'Todd Packer' for Todd Packer in The Office earns lots of points.

By: Chrysostom

Chrysostom — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 19:33:14 -0800

Anything: "Whoever came up with 'Todd Packer' for Todd Packer in The Office earns lots of points." It was THIS GUY.

By: Abehammerb Lincoln

Abehammerb Lincoln — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 19:43:56 -0800

We can add "onius" "ainious" or "anous" to justabout anything, and it becomes magical. --Dr. Chevalier

By: key_of_z

key_of_z — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 20:41:35 -0800

Constantine Quiche, the best detective in the world, in R.A. Lafferty's 'Apocalypses.' Here's a real one from the paper: "Dutch" Ruppersberger, congressman from Maryland.

By: Rinku

Rinku — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 01:14:23 -0800

Also, I've never met anyone named "Fenton" and it's SUCH a cool name I'm teaching english in China and across all my classes I have about ten kids with "Fenton" as an english name. Also a disturbing number of Mintons. I think there are two somewhat common Chinese given names that sound close to them.

By: finnb

finnb — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 06:43:36 -0800

I have a text file where I collect my favorite ridiculous names for people and places in Henry James stories. He's an absolute treasure trove: Amy Frush, Bessie Mangler, Lady Augusta Minch, Mildred Theory, Fleda Vetch, Weeks Wimbush, the Thrupp Apartments, Rosanna Gaw ... and of course the immortal Gwendolyn Ambient, from "The Author of 'Beltraffio'", aunt of Dolcino. His notebooks were full of unused names, all likewise bizarre: Alan Wrencher, the town of Mockbeggar, Wentworth Hench, Tagus Shout, the butler Twentyman, Vizard, Lucy Curd, Haughty Crimper, Kate Shimple, the town of Voyd ...

By: BWA

BWA — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 10:16:24 -0800

> Dickens indeed. But then, he took care to find out real life oddball names. (So too Wodehouse, of course.) Among my real life favorites is Learned Hand - he comes out of the Puritan tradition of giving the infants attributional names the parents hoped would stick. Constance, Charity, Kill-Sin, Fly-Fornication, that sort of thing. And speaking of parents, what were Mr and Mrs Blitzer thinking? "Wayne: Okay, Worst Name. CNN Pentagon Correspondent, Wolf Blitzer? Shyeah, right! Garth: It's so obvious the guy made it up for the war! Wayne: Yeah! I know, it's like, "Hi, we now take you to our War Correspondent, Howitzer Explosion Guy."

By: BlueHorse

BlueHorse — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 19:07:01 -0800

In the matter of names, Pterry is king: Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite Adora Belle Dearheart (also known as Spike and Killer) Moist von Lipwig Cheery Littlebottom Nobby Nobbs Lord Havelock Vetinari Samuel Vimes Willikins, Butler to Samuel Vimes William de Worde Rob Anybody Casanunda Legitimate First Reacher Gilt Gimlet Gimlet All Jolson Lu-Tze (also known as Sweeper) Lacrimosa de Magpyr Lady Margolotta Horace Nancyball A.E. Pessimal Windle Poons Verity Pushpram Inigo Skimmer Glenda Sugarbean Findthee Swing Buggy Swires Goodie Whemper Arthur Winkings (also known as Count Notfaroutoe) Doreen Winkings (also known as Countess Notfaroutoe)

By: pocketfullofrye

pocketfullofrye — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 21:17:01 -0800

"No mention of Annie "Yes, I also wrote 'Brokeback Mountain'" Proulx? The dramatis personae of The Shipping News alone is enough to inspire disbelief: Tert Card! PETAL BEAR!! WAVEY PROWSE!!! Ahem." Well, sure, the characters sound like they could be Puritans, but that's what Proulx wants to evoke -- that particular subculture of Newfoundland. She's obviously very deliberate about it: in a book that uses knots as a running theme, the protagonist's name is a pun on one. Besides, going through life with a surname like Proulx probably desensitizes you to their improbability.

By: taz

taz — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:51:33 -0800

Yes, I love the names in the Shipping News! May I add, China Miéville? (Anti?)heroine "Bellis Coldwine" has one of my favoritest literary names ever, but all of his character names are great. And speaking of authors whose names begin with "M" and end in "ville," how about Melville? "Moby Dick" is a fever dream of deliciously bizarre and perfect names. For ohshenandoah's romantic hero formula, I present you with Master Catapult Poodlepeak. Nunchuck Bluffskunk? Rocky Humpdingo? Nightstick Knollhare? Am I doing this right?

By: juv3nal

juv3nal — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 13:30:47 -0800

Blunderbuss Deinonychuspromontory?