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HELLO AVERAGE HUMAN DO YOU LIKE dwayne johnson the rock AND desktop wallpapers?
November 18, 2012 5:57 PM   Subscribe

http://dwaynejohnson wallpaperstherock .blogspot.com/ is your source for Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) Wallpapers. Endless options. Desktop Wallpapers of Dwayne Johnson Smiling in Tulips Flowers Fields wallpaper. Desktop Wallpapers of Dwayne Johnson Faster Movie in Stonehenge Rock Monument wallpaper. Dwayne Johnson Free Wallpapers The Rock shows Biceps and Tattoo Bull in Crystal Landscape Background. Dwayne Johnson Wallpapers and posters, Movie actor smiling while you work at your computer in Autumn Trees background. A panoply of Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) desktop wallpaper image options.

Via. Warning, slightly SEO ridden.
posted by codacorolla (32 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite

 
FINALLY. Jeez, I've been waiting for something like this for what seems like forever.
posted by painquale at 6:02 PM on November 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


what is happen
posted by elizardbits at 6:03 PM on November 18, 2012 [5 favorites]


Clearly, these are photobombs. The only question is who is being bombed -- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson by the soft autumn leaves of Kilbride, ON, or Kilbride, ON by the cheery, toothful smile of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
posted by dhartung at 6:04 PM on November 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


The question isn't "DO YOU LIKE Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson?", the question is "HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson?"
posted by Think_Long at 6:05 PM on November 18, 2012 [3 favorites]


I love him this much: |-----(sun)-----------------------------------------------(pluto)------|
posted by Think_Long at 6:07 PM on November 18, 2012 [2 favorites]


For those about to rock!
posted by srboisvert at 6:08 PM on November 18, 2012


For theirs alone is the kingdom of DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON.
posted by Nomyte at 6:11 PM on November 18, 2012


This individual is vaguely familiar. Who is he?
posted by Pudhoho at 6:25 PM on November 18, 2012


ROCK OF AGES, GIF FOR ME!
posted by argonauta at 6:25 PM on November 18, 2012


[Added some spaces so the first link would stop breaking the mobile view. Rock on. ]
posted by restless_nomad at 6:26 PM on November 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


my god... it's... it's so beautiful ...



*weeps*
posted by louche mustachio at 6:35 PM on November 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


The Rundown was a pretty fun movie.
posted by curious nu at 6:38 PM on November 18, 2012


As to when I realized the internet wasn't just for freaks; well, I'm still not sure it isn't.

From my profile page, unchanged since 2002. Still no need to update it, I see.
posted by TedW at 6:49 PM on November 18, 2012


I realize this is totally missing the point, and I agree that this site is both hilarious and awesome, but: what is with these "wallpapers" being so small? I downloaded the tulip one, and when I set it as my wallpaper, it's, like... tiny.

These SEO weasels do not seem to understand how computer wallpaper works. Sadface.
posted by ErikaB at 6:51 PM on November 18, 2012


I realize this is totally missing the point, and I agree that this site is both hilarious and awesome, but: what is with these "wallpapers" being so small?

You need to change your resolution, yo.
680x480 should do it.
You can find that on your Windows 95 desktop by using right click, then desktop...
posted by Mezentian at 6:53 PM on November 18, 2012 [3 favorites]


I clicked through fully expecting that these would be genuine.

Whatever else you might say about DTRJ, he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously, and looks to be having a genuinely good time doing his thing. I can easily see him being down with fields of tulips, autumn leaves, or what have you.
posted by ryanshepard at 6:55 PM on November 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


I have met Dwayne. He struck me as a genuinely good guy and grateful for the, frankly, excellent hand life has dealt him.
posted by kjs3 at 7:09 PM on November 18, 2012


Needs more Splash Mountain.
posted by elsietheeel at 7:12 PM on November 18, 2012


Awww, Windows XP default wallpapers. Good times.
posted by fuse theorem at 7:18 PM on November 18, 2012


omg guyz he also makes vin diesl wallpapers omg
posted by device55 at 7:24 PM on November 18, 2012 [2 favorites]


Ohhhhhhh this is relevant to my interests!!!1!
posted by orrnyereg at 8:12 PM on November 18, 2012


As search engine optimization continues, the probability of its producing genuinely worthwhile content approaches unity.
posted by LogicalDash at 8:35 PM on November 18, 2012


Would you say I have a plethora of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wallpapers?
posted by the man of twists and turns at 9:06 PM on November 18, 2012 [1 favorite]


Can you smell what The Rock is paperin'?
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:08 PM on November 18, 2012


GOOGLE DEAN AMBROSE
posted by mightygodking at 9:49 PM on November 18, 2012


I love how the internet is continuously in love with Republican action heroes.
posted by Apocryphon at 10:25 PM on November 18, 2012


This has exactly the same appeal as @horse_ebooks. I have a feeling that (perhaps sometime soon) robot-generated content will cease to seem amusingly zen and will simply overwhelm us with its crushing, depressing reality: meaning is cheap and shoddy and it was never worth having human thoughts or emotions in the first place.
posted by damehex at 11:43 PM on November 18, 2012


Uh, I follow the guy on twitter and I doubt a Republican action hero would say

@therock Lead us my friend.. #Obama2012 RT: @BarackObama: Four more years. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A7EiDWcCYAAZT1D.jpg”

The Rock as The Hulk for halloween is definitely wallpaper worthy and the guy truly does seem to be pretty cool.
posted by M Edward at 11:45 PM on November 18, 2012


DTRJ is pretty pro-Bama judging from his Twitter history, Apocryphon. You don't need to be a conservative to appreciate mega-ripped dudes handing out drubbings.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 11:47 PM on November 18, 2012


The Rock grew up in Auckland, NZ! There is no way he would bend Republican. Grey Lynn 4 life
posted by aychedee at 12:03 AM on November 19, 2012 [1 favorite]


He spoke at the 2000 RNC.
posted by Apocryphon at 1:47 AM on November 19, 2012


Yes, he did speak at the 2000 RNC (with then-speaker Dennis Hastert) as part of WWE's Smackdown Your Vote campaign to get more 18 to 30 year olds to vote. He did the same thing at the DNC.
posted by inturnaround at 5:18 AM on November 19, 2012 [2 favorites]


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