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I AM A DOG WE DO NOT WEAR SHOES
November 20, 2012 7:32 PM   Subscribe


 
Very cute. Shoulda went with a faster foodstuff.
posted by dobbs at 7:38 PM on November 20, 2012


BEST
posted by elizardbits at 7:43 PM on November 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


ok wait i have gifs brb
posted by elizardbits at 7:43 PM on November 20, 2012


Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Try Kitten Mittens!
posted by mannequito at 7:43 PM on November 20, 2012


gifs gifs wooo

01

02

03 (best IMAO)
posted by elizardbits at 7:45 PM on November 20, 2012


Full GIF set
posted by griphus at 7:46 PM on November 20, 2012


too late i winar
posted by elizardbits at 7:46 PM on November 20, 2012 [2 favorites]


This dog is all "fuck the what is this?"
posted by stltony at 7:56 PM on November 20, 2012


Dogs wear boots now? Or is this part of his Leeloo costume?
posted by Brocktoon at 7:59 PM on November 20, 2012


Finally a dog version of Kitten Mittens.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 8:00 PM on November 20, 2012


This is how I walk in shoes as well. Please do not laugh.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:02 PM on November 20, 2012 [3 favorites]


God damn it. What does Barkley have paused there on the dvr?

WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING, DOG? IS IT REAL HOUSEWIVES?
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 8:14 PM on November 20, 2012 [2 favorites]


why does this dog have on shoes? I could only watch about 30 seconds of this. Can any one explain what is cute about this? the dog doesn't seem to think so............
posted by tarantula at 8:16 PM on November 20, 2012


In places where the roads and sidewalks are salted during the winter, if you don't put little shoes on your dog, their feet will crack and bleed. Bloody dog feet are not cute. Tiny shoes are.

NEXT QUESTION.
posted by elizardbits at 8:18 PM on November 20, 2012 [8 favorites]


Also Barkley has allergies and the skin in between dog toes is v. sensitive and tends to break out very easily, so shoes will protect the skin from street gunk during an allergy outbreak.
posted by griphus at 8:19 PM on November 20, 2012


Griphus, this is a good start to posting more Christmas cheer!
posted by shortyJBot at 8:24 PM on November 20, 2012


Can any one explain what is cute about this?

It is a dog and he walks funny in the shoes.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:24 PM on November 20, 2012 [3 favorites]


Snout brain: ooh, snacks! Toss more please.

Tail brain: Get it off, get it offffff! Hey, snout brain! Help me out!

Snout brain: om nom nom your call cannot be completed as dialed.

(Source: I have a degree in dognitive science)
posted by zippy at 8:24 PM on November 20, 2012 [18 favorites]


Can any one explain what is cute about this?

mostly the way doggie's legs goin' waggle waggle
posted by Greg Nog at 8:43 PM on November 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


This Hyperbole and a Half had me up like half a night watching dogs-in-booties videos on YouTube.
posted by houseofdanie at 8:46 PM on November 20, 2012


I can't help but think he looks more naked with those on.
posted by Sailormom at 8:49 PM on November 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


YES THANK YOU THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED NOW GOOD POST. :D
posted by FirstMateKate at 8:52 PM on November 20, 2012


Mean.
posted by stevil at 9:06 PM on November 20, 2012


Median.
posted by elizardbits at 9:14 PM on November 20, 2012


Mode.
posted by radwolf76 at 9:16 PM on November 20, 2012


Average....

Wait... what?
posted by Mezentian at 10:45 PM on November 20, 2012


mediocre?
posted by quazichimp at 12:31 AM on November 21, 2012


Workmanlike.
posted by MartinWisse at 12:42 AM on November 21, 2012


Obligatory.
posted by Decani at 2:40 AM on November 21, 2012 [2 favorites]


That's hilarious! Me and the Husky walk at a local park a lot in the winter, I've been thinking of getting her boots, they are salting the walking trail more these days. Now I HAVE to get her a pair...
posted by HuronBob at 3:02 AM on November 21, 2012


I am now trying to rework the lyrics to Safety Dance for a Husky...
posted by Mezentian at 4:13 AM on November 21, 2012


Horses don't mind shoes, but they sometimes have a thing about shipping boots.
posted by drlith at 4:46 AM on November 21, 2012


Not cool.
posted by uraniumwilly at 6:25 AM on November 21, 2012


True! They are probably quite warm and toasty!
posted by elizardbits at 7:22 AM on November 21, 2012 [2 favorites]


I thought you said 'tasty' for a second there and I was about to agree vociferously. MEA CULPA
posted by shakespeherian at 7:36 AM on November 21, 2012


"So this is my life, now..."
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:00 AM on November 21, 2012


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