November 10, 2001

7:16 AM

"Tita Andronica?" Food for thought. Never anger a Sheila with cutlery.
posted by RavinDave (14 comments total)

a note warning us not to read while eating our morning bagel would have been nice...
posted by machaus at 7:29 AM on November 10, 2001

Blechh!

"Cannibal orgy" is a bit overboard for a case of cookin' her sweetums up and serving it to his kids, isn't it? One hopes that Ms. Knight doesn't get assigned kitchen duty at the prison.

Of course, on the other hand, depending on your feelings about whether prisons are "country clubs" or not, perhaps you do hope that she does.
posted by MAYORBOB at 7:32 AM on November 10, 2001

I don't think I'll ever be able to eat again . . .

Note to self: Never date a woman who used to work in a slaughterhouse.
posted by aladfar at 7:44 AM on November 10, 2001

<sheepish>Sorry, machaus.</sheepish> Thought the Titus Andronicus reference would be picked up.

(er ... don't goe THERE if you're still eating either. In fact, don't go there).
posted by RavinDave at 7:45 AM on November 10, 2001

"whose file was marked never to be released from jail"

I wish we had something like that in the states, we have is the so-called 'life in jail' - which is what, 15 years?

I blame the cinema.
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 7:55 AM on November 10, 2001

Wow. She makes Lorena Bobbitt look harmless, eh?
posted by gloege at 8:33 AM on November 10, 2001

This is even more disturbing than the thought of Shatner hosting "Iron Chef".
posted by gimonca at 9:13 AM on November 10, 2001

And to think they just ran Sweeney Todd on PBS.

For those who need it: Titus explained.
posted by dhartung at 1:04 PM on November 10, 2001

How do we know that this wasn't consensual cannibalism?
posted by MrBaliHai at 2:30 PM on November 10, 2001

Now that's what I call savage love! Hey-yo!
posted by geoff. at 7:27 PM on November 10, 2001

She certainly cut right to the heart of the matter...
posted by warhol at 7:47 PM on November 10, 2001

Knight, in a new black night gown, showed Price ``no mercy'' when she attacked him after the couple had apparently had sex...

So before breaking up with her, he figured he'd get "one more" hop in the sack.

Sad part is, he was thinking he'd have the last laugh.
posted by Fofer at 10:21 PM on November 10, 2001

Shouldn't it be 'Titiana'?
posted by chrisgregory at 1:37 AM on November 11, 2001

I wonder if the last words he ever heard were, "You call that a knife. Now, this is a knife!"
posted by MAYORBOB at 3:04 AM on November 11, 2001