we walked in and i groaned immediately because i somehow have a homing device for taints i've already licked and my eyes made a beeline for the back of this dude's head. i couldn't have avoided him if i'd wanted to, stupid visual accuracy. all the people and weed smoke in that goddamned club and still i nearly got whiplash from my neck snapping around so hard when my inner bloodhound caught a whiff of those pheromones. i elbowed caitlin and she was like, "bitch, i have a switchblade in my purse" and that is how we fucking party.
oh, right. do i help her take her coat off? if it rains later, should i put mine over a puddle? who opens the door? do i pull her chair out? should i walk on the outside of the sidewalk? i'm supposed to order for her, yes? is it bad that i didn't ask her father's permission after she invited me out? WHY AM I SO BAD AT LOVING PEOPLE THE RIGHT WAY?! welp.
I... it's a play, you can go see it. Buy a ticket. They don't, like, not let you in if you lack a vagina.
4 remembering which of the 8,719 directv channels is which. 501 is hbo. 282 is animal planet. 242 is usa. 356 is msnbc. 264 is bbc america. 331 is mtv. 202 is cnn. 237 is bravo. 525 is starz. 206 is espn. 231 is food network. 419 is cnn in espanol. 253 is lifetime movie network. 248 is fx. 559 is independent film channel. 245 is tnt. 265 is a&e. i do not know which one is the science channel. or the oprah one. history, either. i also refuse to watch any channel under 100, because i don't pay $120/month to watch free fucking tv.
Vitris-47 has been the central stage of many conflicts over the ages. The Idalin empire rules over the planet with an ironhand and war is always present. On the other side, theres the resistance, trying to retake the planet to its former glory and you are part of it.
i love super fancy art shit. there is nothing better than pushing my tits up and slapping on some lipstick to stand around pretending i understand symbolism and chiaroscuro or whatever while checking out urban art patrons. ie, hip hop dudes in plaid shirts and grandpa cardigans with bowties and their "going out" gym shoes.
Also. PUNCTUATION PLEASE.
Ok. How about an edit: "tries to pass as good writing". Does that make me less of a idiot?
Well, you're spot on with that. I could always be wrong. And it wouldn't be the first or the last time.
it seems inappropriately rude and unkind to tell people that they're old or puerile because they didn't appreciate it, or say that people don't know "fuck all" about writing because they disliked the style.
1) "Huh, I didn't like that very much, but y'all seem to like it a lot. What am I missing?" Bonus: this is a great way to be introduced to some great stuff!
2) Think to yourself "huh, I didn't like that very much." Move on to the next thread/next thing/whatever.
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