IT'S MY LIFE.

December 4, 2012 7:52 PM

It's My Life Whatever I Wanna Do
posted by azarbayejani (26 comments total)

OK, sounds nice...goodbye.
posted by kozad at 8:00 PM on December 4, 2012

♫ My neighbor says that I am wasting my time ♫

♫ He don't know that he is wasting his time ♫

Aw, snap!
posted by anewnadir at 8:03 PM on December 4, 2012 [4 favorites]

WTF? Autotuned nonsense. Is this link spam?
posted by cccorlew at 8:03 PM on December 4, 2012 [1 favorite]

These lyrics are... FUCKING. AWESOME.
posted by XhaustedProphet at 8:06 PM on December 4, 2012 [4 favorites]

Bonus points for correct use of "whom"!
posted by eugenen at 8:09 PM on December 4, 2012 [1 favorite]

Some of this sounds like Ask Metafilter questions and answers:

Q: I am very anger
I know it's very danger
[...]
I'm a brain eater

A. Just leave every one
If you don't like any one
live alone
posted by lollusc at 8:14 PM on December 4, 2012 [5 favorites]

[bang, thwack, clang]

Hmmm...

[rummages around in back of post]

I know there's some irony in here somewhere, I just can't find it...
posted by CynicalKnight at 8:15 PM on December 4, 2012

And I'm sure we've had this as an askme more than once:

A friend of mine said that I am
a Waste Fellow
He don't know the taste of
this fellow
posted by lollusc at 8:17 PM on December 4, 2012

Yeah, the vocals were overproduced to hell & autotuned on top of that, & the music wasn't exactly inspired. But some of the lyrics were cute, I'll give him that. Overall though, I don't think it was just me - it's not good enough to be great, it's not bad enough to be so terrible it's good again. It's just kind of mediocre.
posted by scalefree at 8:20 PM on December 4, 2012

This devil music will turn our children into amoral monsters.


AND IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 8:22 PM on December 4, 2012 [1 favorite]

Today I learned that...
- There is an autotune setting between "pop star" and "T-Pain", and it's worse than either.
- Bon Jovi is clearly big in India.
- Putting a capital O in AlOne doesn't make it rhyme any better with One.
- This gentleman is 19 different things, including a Brain Eater. (Taking that into account, this is the least played-out zombie video I've seen in 5 years.)
- A Waste Fellow is a certain kind of male who does not interest a girl because he is degree-less, job-less, bike-less, sexy-less mostly brain-less but insists on pursuing the said girl to elicit such invectives. I am only 20% Waste Fellow!
- There exists a South Asian parallel version of Urban Dictionary.

So educational! But that's me, I always search Good in Bad.
posted by Homeboy Trouble at 8:28 PM on December 4, 2012 [12 favorites]

Auto-tune has the ability to rob any moment of joy. Please stop.
posted by arcticseal at 8:30 PM on December 4, 2012 [1 favorite]

He leans away from the mike to breathe in.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 8:36 PM on December 4, 2012 [1 favorite]

Homeboy Trouble, Samosapedia just ate my end-of-the-semester. Dammit, I needed that to grade in... goes back down rabbit hole
posted by gusandrews at 8:46 PM on December 4, 2012

"He leans away from the mike to breathe in."

like a desi tay zonday!!
posted by raihan_ at 9:24 PM on December 4, 2012

People will think me really mental / They don't know that I am real sentimental
and 'I am a very good bad boy' are great, and 'if you don't like anyone, then live alone' is advice well taken.
posted by Felicity Rilke at 9:26 PM on December 4, 2012 [1 favorite]

i kiss this fpp - signed, mahir.
posted by lampshade at 9:39 PM on December 4, 2012 [1 favorite]

Wait... "I am a Kid Lover"?
I'm pretty sure that's illegal even in India.

Hell Wishers is total brilliance, through.

I'm not sure how earnest this is. He seems to have a problem with English, but then the poll on Facebook confuses me:
I am going to give U a surprise in the New Video Song... Can U GUESS...?
It's not a surprise, it's my life. 197 votes
Hey! Are you going to strip? 80 votes
Thicker moustache 66 votes
Dont trust him, he is a true liar 57 votes
Feat. Lil Wayne 52 votes
Become very anger and do something very danger
+ 22 more.

And then the noises. Ooooooh. Lalalalala. Nah nanahananaha.

I think this is the next Gangnam Style.
He's already at 2,161,841 views.
posted by Mezentian at 1:01 AM on December 5, 2012

I never noticed it before, but the best way to rhyme any word is the word itself! Thanks, Vennu!
posted by Philosopher Dirtbike at 1:04 AM on December 5, 2012 [1 favorite]

If you sing about waste fellows does that make you a pop idle?
posted by MuffinMan at 3:59 AM on December 5, 2012

Every time I see this clip:

There's a snare drum in the first "part" that's at the end of every second bar that's about 1/32nd of a note off. IT DRIVES ME MORE INSANE THAN THE HORRIBLE LYRICS/AUTO-TUNING/MELODY DOES.
posted by kuanes at 5:11 AM on December 5, 2012

This devil music will turn our children into amoral monsters.

If by amoral monsters you mean brain-eating zombies then... yes. "I am a brain eater"
posted by J.W. at 6:23 AM on December 5, 2012

Yep. Autotune from India is just as nauseating as US autotune.
posted by surplus at 7:31 AM on December 5, 2012

I was listening to it and was all cool about it until he mentioned the fact that he was a brain eater and I was all like clue! hey everyone in the studio you should slowly file out and disperse he may be a zombie or you could remove his head.
posted by jimmythefish at 7:34 AM on December 5, 2012

If by amoral monsters you mean brain-eating zombies then... yes. "I am a brain eater"

You want brain eaters? You got it.
posted by snottydick at 9:56 AM on December 5, 2012

Here are words I think of when I see a young mustachioed chap air-drumming to the sounds of broken glass: " non-fictional, psychological and philosophical."
posted by obscurator at 2:44 PM on December 5, 2012