My buddy told me this, so I know it is true. He and another guy are trolling along a bluff line on Table Rock Lake. Up ahead is a rock sticking out of the water, about 10 yards off shore. A tree limb is hanging over it, with a squirrel running up & down the limb. There is a walnut on the rock & he wants it. Finally, we leaps to the rock and gets the nut. But he can not jump back to the limb, it is too high. So, he jumps in & starts swimming. Suddenly, there is a huge swirl & splashing....and the squirrel is gone! They are both amazed by what they just saw. And after they pass the rock, they look back to see a big flathead catfish flopping out of the water, onto the rock, and place a walnut on the rock.
figurant: Wait a minute! Where did a catfish get a walnut?
Tell Me No Lies: Only a matter of time before they develop feet and lung sacs.
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