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Oh shit, the Mayans! The Mayans!
December 20, 2012 5:43 PM   Subscribe

Miss Peppermint sums up some highlights of 2012, in the style of Azealia Banks, with some obscenities for good measure.
posted by filthy light thief (16 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite

 
Azealia Banks' 212 was covered thrice previously (1, 2, 3)
posted by filthy light thief at 5:45 PM on December 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


....man what WILL happen on True Blood?
posted by The Whelk at 5:50 PM on December 20, 2012


myans?
posted by Greg Nog at 6:14 PM on December 20, 2012 [2 favorites]


I wasn't laughing until the Mayans hit, that's inspired.
posted by fungible at 7:43 PM on December 20, 2012


I started listening, but no way am I letting this mutated ear worm in voluntarily. Besides those lips are faintly disturbing.
posted by psycho-alchemy at 7:56 PM on December 20, 2012


This reminds me, I need to buy some cravats.
posted by boo_radley at 8:50 PM on December 20, 2012


This reminds me, I need to buy some cravats pants.
posted by jaduncan at 8:53 PM on December 20, 2012


This reminds me, I need to buy some cravats pants are for squares.


I wasn't laughing until the Mayans hit, that's inspired.

Yes. I would suggest you stick around until at least 2 minutes in.
posted by filthy light thief at 8:56 PM on December 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


mayans?

Sadly, the real punishment is not the world ending. It's another five thousand years of listening to people call them "The Mayans" instead of correctly referring to them as The Maya.
posted by J.W. at 9:45 PM on December 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


"Sadly, the real punishment is not the world ending. It's another five thousand years of listening to people call them "The Mayans" instead of correctly referring to them as The Maya."

I know what you mean, in my country we face this same problem on a daily basis. We should be called "The Australia", not the horrible "Australians" or even worse "Aussies" (shudder).
posted by greenhornet at 11:18 PM on December 20, 2012


This reminds me.
posted by cmoj at 11:44 PM on December 20, 2012


Was that a myan dude? NTTAWWT.
posted by InsertNiftyNameHere at 1:19 AM on December 21, 2012


I lol'd.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:20 AM on December 21, 2012


Funny. Plus, nice legs there Miss P.
posted by kinnakeet at 5:48 AM on December 21, 2012


I believe the Myans are the devotees of Mýa. Their love for their deity is, how you say, like wo.

Also, I could not help but picture Miss Peppermint and the guy in the 2012 glasses as lovers, and that is quite the mental image.
posted by psoas at 5:52 AM on December 21, 2012


Just wanted to say that if I ever become an Azaleia Banks impersonator I will be named Amaleina Spanx. You heard it here first.
posted by en forme de poire at 8:04 AM on December 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


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