That saw from the side might be.
January 7, 2013 8:16 AM   Subscribe

AskMeFi is (or rather, might be) accused. Metatalk is a beautiful sword (+4 attack). Mefi music is energetic.

goodnewsfortheinsane is the only mod who gets their own room, but pb has an enormous exhibition space.
I checked the layout of those rooms, but the results were... worrisome. You can play with that one yourself.

The most important thing to remember is that Metafilter is a ginormous goddamn robot.


Full list of toys, including some not listed from the main site. While the main site is SFW, some of these toys may not be, including the "sexy" calculator.
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posted by Iteki (66 comments total) 14 users marked this as a favorite

 
That's very cool; using the first link, my name from the side is apparently "Good Job."
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 8:21 AM on January 7, 2013


Metafilter: It is good at forced smile.
posted by Nomyte at 8:22 AM on January 7, 2013


My name from the side is 'slump'.

On the plus side, I'm a falchion (attack level 7), and also elite! But def. in a slump.
posted by Mister_A at 8:22 AM on January 7, 2013


The 'mefite' is a 'mefite' even if it sees from side.

But how does it sound?
posted by rtha at 8:25 AM on January 7, 2013 [2 favorites]


Librarian --> Autocracy, which is pretty to think but not, in my experience, seen to be so. However, Professor --> Grotesque and Student --> Mistake, which leads me to believe that they are onto something....
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:26 AM on January 7, 2013


Gregory --> Torture

HI HATERS
posted by Greg Nog at 8:27 AM on January 7, 2013 [2 favorites]


I am contagion.
posted by iamkimiam at 8:27 AM on January 7, 2013


Please input it by the alphabet

I ate my hat and now I am sad.
posted by hat_eater at 8:27 AM on January 7, 2013


Barack Obama is Breast Shame.
posted by codacorolla at 8:28 AM on January 7, 2013 [1 favorite]


Jim = Gay.

I guess those kids on the Counter Strike server were on to something.
posted by bondcliff at 8:28 AM on January 7, 2013 [2 favorites]


Oh, if I remove the _, I am Defeated.
I refuse.
posted by hat_eater at 8:29 AM on January 7, 2013


Apparently I'm a party dude.
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 8:31 AM on January 7, 2013


I've got an attack level 29 saber, which is pretty cool.

My name from the side is "gluttonous", which is also pretty cool.
posted by steambadger at 8:31 AM on January 7, 2013


Yeah, it seems kinda touchy about characters and only a-z.
The side view generator is my favourite of the bunch. It's hard to not read way too much into some of these though! Beanplate.
posted by Iteki at 8:33 AM on January 7, 2013 [2 favorites]


Bow before the morning star of Christwhatanass!
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 8:33 AM on January 7, 2013


Oh come on.
posted by empath at 8:37 AM on January 7, 2013 [1 favorite]


Heh, "malor" is "loser". I guess that makes it official.

Interestingly, capitalizing it, "Malor", makes it into "Rotor". So I guess I'm only a loser when I'm lazy, which has some resonance to it.
posted by Malor at 8:38 AM on January 7, 2013


localroger --> proctology

I guess I really am a pain in the ass.
posted by localroger at 8:40 AM on January 7, 2013


Andrew = Condom .....not sure how I feel about that.....
posted by Captain_Science at 8:42 AM on January 7, 2013 [1 favorite]


My real name is Stealing Passions. Heh.
posted by desjardins at 8:42 AM on January 7, 2013


The 'penis' is a 'penis' even if it sees from side.
posted by floatboth at 8:42 AM on January 7, 2013 [1 favorite]


That was from the first link. In the third link, I'm "seducer."
posted by desjardins at 8:43 AM on January 7, 2013


CancerMan was armed with a main gauche of attack level 3, but since he was originally a Muscleman it didn't matter. Still, he couldn't hit a fastball so most sympathizers pitched him underhand from the side.

Realistically, I'm just a quick thief that probably stole the sword with my name on it (attack level 36, yoink).
posted by CancerMan at 8:49 AM on January 7, 2013


I am a STUDHORSE! :D
posted by sexyrobot at 8:50 AM on January 7, 2013


I want to see the fight between Jesus Christ's halberd and Friedrich Nietzsche's magical anklet.
posted by Jonathan Livengood at 8:50 AM on January 7, 2013


rtha --> lard

And me with no bacon in the house!

jessamyn --> criminal

Awesome.
posted by rtha at 8:52 AM on January 7, 2013


I want to see the fight between Jesus Christ's halberd and Friedrich Nietzsche's magical anklet.

Sweep the leg, Jesus! No mercy!
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 8:53 AM on January 7, 2013 [1 favorite]


hmm. i think are only so many answers because i put in my name and my friend's name and got answers everyone else here has already mentioned. i got the level 29 saber instead of level 27 tho.
posted by sio42 at 8:56 AM on January 7, 2013


My first name in lowercase is the same when viewed from the side.
My first name with regular capitalization turns into "hentai." This is unexpected.
posted by Nomyte at 8:59 AM on January 7, 2013


Apparently brundlefly is "incomplete".
posted by brundlefly at 9:00 AM on January 7, 2013 [1 favorite]


I AM PANTS
The cycle is complete.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:01 AM on January 7, 2013 [1 favorite]


Ectasy? Really?
posted by blurker at 9:05 AM on January 7, 2013


Constipation.
posted by Beardman at 9:09 AM on January 7, 2013


A surprisingly accurate diagram of the major subsites.
posted by codacorolla at 9:11 AM on January 7, 2013 [1 favorite]


Rory --> Poor

okay :(
posted by Rory Marinich at 9:12 AM on January 7, 2013


Via the origin generator, my real name is anus. Fucking seriously!?
posted by Krazor at 9:27 AM on January 7, 2013


I am not sure I like what this portends: The 'stubie' that saw from side might be a 'coffin'. Eeek!
posted by stubie at 9:35 AM on January 7, 2013


Using multiple names on line-breaks makes a multipart robot, occasionally with somone being the wings or sword etc. Totally wish I had tried this earlier, it makes one hell of a pull-quote.
Mathowie's Body
It is beautiful.

posted by Iteki at 9:35 AM on January 7, 2013


The origin of mcmikenamara is "Erectile angel."

Related: weapon generator = mcmikenamara's magic wand (Magic level:8)

I guess what I'm saying is I stand fully behind these magical truth-telling oracles.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:51 AM on January 7, 2013


Via the origin generator, my real name

Just call me Breasts Testicles, Mr. Breasts Testicles, that is
posted by Reasonably Everything Happens at 10:09 AM on January 7, 2013


I'm not sure whether I prefer my name sideways (Uterus Blast) or the origin (Incontinence, or Journal Feces if I do it separately).

On the plus side, I get a really nifty sword.
posted by DoubleLune at 10:36 AM on January 7, 2013


From the side, I am "Nuisance".

Does anybody know exactly what the hell these are? Or would that spoil the game?
posted by benito.strauss at 10:56 AM on January 7, 2013


I am gonorrhea. Well, that's unfortunate. And with an origin in Menarche, which is...not much better. So much genitalia :(

But I have a magic level 17 wand! So much genitalia!
posted by Lemurrhea at 10:57 AM on January 7, 2013


Does anybody know exactly what the hell these are? Or would that spoil the game?

I totally don't understand these either. As far as I can tell they employ basic animation to change a word into another random word (or weapon) of approximately the same length. Is that all?
posted by item at 11:07 AM on January 7, 2013


My full name entered into the "Origin" generator is: Seducer Great Lesbian.

...you know, I have been thinking it might be time to go back to dating. Maybe.

Side View was very negative and made me feel bad. I liked knowing I'm a bow & arrow. My robot is apparently beautiful.
posted by batmonkey at 11:10 AM on January 7, 2013


jonny --> jonny. I am disappoint.

But mnfn --> loan, reminding me of everything I try to forget.
posted by mnfn at 11:12 AM on January 7, 2013


Hmm... I don't know if I like this. My given name in the side view is "stealing", my last name in side view is "disorder". My nickname is the same from the side as from the front. I do not feel warm and fuzzy from this.

As weapons, first name is bow (Attack level:15), last name is a sword called saver* (Attack level:15), nickname is sword (Attack level:64).

Again, not getting the warm fuzzies: Origin for first name is "seducer", last name is "overcome" and nickname gets "larceny". However, giggling because my partner got "lewd".

While every name got a bedroom, last name also got a "sexual desire clinic". WTFBBQ?

The robots were, well, robots.

* maybe supposed to be "saber"?
posted by _paegan_ at 11:13 AM on January 7, 2013


It tells me not to turn caps lock on: "The 'TYKKY' that saw from side might be a 'IDIOT'." (Lowercase didn't give anything.)
posted by tykky at 11:14 AM on January 7, 2013


Hahaha... but full name (first, middle, last) is Stealing Sex Disorder - my new band name!
posted by _paegan_ at 11:16 AM on January 7, 2013


My name didn't quite fit in the form box so I forced it by entering it manually in the URL and it got corrupted.
posted by contraption at 11:39 AM on January 7, 2013


Was about to send the side view generator to my husband until I typed in his name and discovered it was "divorce" so maybe that's not the right message?
posted by brainmouse at 11:42 AM on January 7, 2013


The 'ST. ALIA' is a 'ST. ALIA' even if it sees from side.

I yam what I yam, I guess.

The 'bunny' that saw from side might be a 'funny'.

Can't argue with that either.
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 11:53 AM on January 7, 2013 [1 favorite]


The robot of my user name? "It looks good."

But the robot of my given name--"The speed that reads smut is fast."

Well... yes.
posted by tzikeh at 12:17 PM on January 7, 2013


it says i'm an immature love hotel with a huge dollhouse playroom. creepy.
posted by ifjuly at 1:39 PM on January 7, 2013


Life in town was rough until scrunchbucket showed up with that katana.
posted by boo_radley at 1:50 PM on January 7, 2013


The SOLOTORO that saw from side might be CLITORIS.
posted by solotoro at 1:52 PM on January 7, 2013


Mathowie's poison gas make room.
posted by boo_radley at 2:07 PM on January 7, 2013


aubilenon -> unskilled

:(
posted by aubilenon at 4:24 PM on January 7, 2013


I know how you feel aubilenon. JDHarper -> Disaster.
posted by JDHarper at 6:16 PM on January 7, 2013


This thing seems to have a magnetic attraction to unflattering sideways views.
posted by localroger at 7:19 PM on January 7, 2013


Scattercat Robot. Energy 30. All else zero.

"There are a lot of unnecessary dialogs."

...

Well, I'll give you this, random internet generator site: when you're right...
posted by Scattercat at 7:31 PM on January 7, 2013


My name? My name is Trouble.
posted by From Bklyn at 11:08 PM on January 7, 2013


Apparently, I'm a Sex Mosaic from the side. I'm okay with that.
posted by salmacis at 2:11 AM on January 8, 2013


My sister in law Cheryl is... Cheryl. Huh?
posted by Splunge at 6:41 AM on January 8, 2013


The 'MRMOOFOO' that saw from side might be a 'GRUESOME'.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:16 AM on January 8, 2013


Origin:
Mister Moofoo: masked robber
mister moofoo: Super Rookie
I guess those aren't terrible. How about if I--
mistermoofoo: human manure
Now just a goddamn minute!
posted by Mister Moofoo at 8:27 AM on January 8, 2013


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