Elephant & Giraffe Ridin' with Their Top Down

January 14, 2013 7:21 PM

From the creator of A horse takes it to the limit: An elephant and a giraffe, ridin' with their top down.
posted by A dead Quaker (29 comments total)

Uh...
posted by dfriedman at 7:22 PM on January 14

That horse was a bad mamma jamma, and that is one reckless elephant!
posted by Mister_A at 7:29 PM on January 14 [1 favorite]

these animals are extremely reckless drivers.
posted by elizardbits at 7:35 PM on January 14 [6 favorites]

The book was better.
posted by mediated self at 7:35 PM on January 14 [2 favorites]

That is pretty damn awesome.
posted by Bovine Love at 7:38 PM on January 14

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ELEPHANT. YOU DO NOT HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. YOU ONLY GOT 30% ON THE WRITTEN EXAM. YOU ARE GOING TO INCUR SOME HEFTY FINES ELEPHANT.


GIRAFFE, YOU HAVE HAD 10 DWIs. YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO JAIL. THIS IS TERRIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
posted by louche mustachio at 7:47 PM on January 14 [14 favorites]

Stupid dumb long horses.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 7:47 PM on January 14

I lurve how they shoot with magic guns what hovers in the air.
posted by Mister_A at 7:55 PM on January 14 [1 favorite]

Diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin' the scene with a giraffester lean ...

(I blame AskMe and the glorious Mr. De Vaughn.)
posted by maudlin at 8:02 PM on January 14 [3 favorites]

Loved it. Especially the crunched up legs so they kinda hit the wheel.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 8:07 PM on January 14

Video games are the cause of all this bad behaviour.
posted by arcticseal at 8:09 PM on January 14 [2 favorites]

Hey, that elephant is fully licensed.

You disagree? You try telling him he can't drive.
posted by Malor at 8:10 PM on January 14

I like this one even better.
posted by codacorolla at 8:41 PM on January 14

I'm in love.
posted by Cathedral at 8:42 PM on January 14 [1 favorite]

This never happens in Edmonton. :(
posted by mazola at 8:47 PM on January 14 [1 favorite]

I clicked on this thinking, "Oh man. There's no way it's could be as tear-inducingly hilarious as the first one."

I was wrong.
posted by mykescipark at 8:52 PM on January 14 [1 favorite]

Poonikins, on the other hand, has the worst luck with cars.
posted by kzin602 at 9:45 PM on January 14 [3 favorites]

So, lemme guess. We're playing Saints Row: the Third without any mods installed. Right?
posted by CrunchyFrog at 10:24 PM on January 14 [1 favorite]

OK, ok, umm...

So the other day I had 3 synchronicities with Giraffe (the totem/spirit animal is speaking to me, I think). One of those synchs was, well...

"I made you a drawing of a giraffe fucking an elephant. Notice how his mustache looks just like mine".(Venetian Snares - Horsey Noisers) And holy crap - it's the song called "Horsey Noisers" Horse, Giraffe AND Elephant, just like in this post.

Oh dear, I think I need to sleep.
posted by symbioid at 11:30 PM on January 14

Wow, that was way cooler than it had any right to be.
posted by symbioid at 11:33 PM on January 14

What's the elephant carrying in the trunk, I'd like to know? (Sorry, I will leave now)
posted by greenhornet at 12:44 AM on January 15

Ha! Swizz Beatz is great, good to discover such a fun song!
posted by turgid dahlia 2 at 3:59 AM on January 15

Wow, there was a pixelated WTC in there. That's all I wanted to say.
posted by angrycat at 4:01 AM on January 15

Is that the PC version of GTA IV? The graphics trounce the 360 version. I had no idea Niko is a giraffe, for instance.
posted by Admiral Haddock at 5:15 AM on January 15

The best part is the elephant's confident nod as he is falling through the air, prior to impact.
posted by ChuraChura at 8:04 AM on January 15 [1 favorite]

You have to admit - there's no rule in the book says an elephant can't drive a car.
posted by Peevish at 9:03 AM on January 15

From the same uploader:
Horse Has Sex with Giraffe Prostitute
posted by dhens at 4:07 PM on January 15

I lurve how they shoot with magic guns what hovers in the air.

This makes me think of Veggie Tales. Like, if Larry the Cucumber flipped his shit and decided to end Larry the Tomato, that's what it would look like.
posted by BrashTech at 5:51 PM on January 15

Oh, crap, they can't be both named Larry. The tomato is Bob. Bob the Tomato.
posted by BrashTech at 6:27 PM on January 15 [1 favorite]