Comments on: Shall I compare poop to a summer's day?

Shall I compare poop to a summer's day?

cthuljew — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:09:23 -0800

shakespoope.com

By: Partario

Partario — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:13:43 -0800

life: complete.

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:18:13 -0800

To poop, or not to poop? There is no question.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:18:55 -0800

To pee or not to pee--that is the question.

By: xbonesgt

xbonesgt — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:22:26 -0800

I like the 'e' at the end of the URL. gives it extra class.

By: JHarris

JHarris — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:25:34 -0800

EXIT: PURSUED BY SHITTING BEAR

By: griphus

griphus — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:27:18 -0800

I have it on good authority that the sonnets of Shakespoope were actually written by 17th Earl of Oxfart.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:35:36 -0800

The quality of poop is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath.

By: Kitteh

Kitteh — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:37:51 -0800

It's like the Internet smiled on me today. (But at least it didn't shit on me as it usually does.)

By: Horace Rumpole

Horace Rumpole — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:39:12 -0800

WGP's three lines are funnier than anything on that site, which is just a 4-year-old's MadLibs-style random replacing of words.

By: yerfatma

yerfatma — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:39:16 -0800

It reinforces my belief in the greatness of Shakespeare that not only does it inspire this kind of thing, but that a fair swath of people who enjoy Shakespeare would love this. /farts loudly and recomposes the "Band of Brothers" speech

Then will he strip his shorts and show his drawers.
And say 'These stains I had on Crispin's day!'

By: 2bucksplus

2bucksplus — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:44:38 -0800

Full of sound and fury/signifying a wicked poop

By: rahnefan

rahnefan — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:50:46 -0800

You poop by the book. One wonders what a pun-hating snob thinks of poop like this. Not as bad, or worse?

By: Skygazer

Skygazer — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:55:25 -0800

Holy crap. Actually does what it says on the tin. What a waste of time...me thinks. A toilet, a toilet...my king-dom for a toilet...

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:00:22 -0800

Horace Rumpole: WGP's three lines are funnier than anything on that site, which is just a 4-year-old's MadLibs-style random replacing of words. Aye, there's the rub, For in that poop of poop, what poops may poop, When we have poopled off this poopal poop, Poop poop poop pause.

By: Horace Rumpole

Horace Rumpole — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:07:47 -0800

I know, right? I mean it's weird to say that I was disappointed with a site called Shakespoope.com, but here we are.

By: GenjiandProust

GenjiandProust — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:11:53 -0800

O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible!

By: Bathtub Bobsled

Bathtub Bobsled — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:12:57 -0800

I like the 'e' at the end of the URL. gives it extra class. "Ye Old Pube"

By: tonycpsu

tonycpsu — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:23:46 -0800

Henry's II

By: xedrik

xedrik — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:33:59 -0800

Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, This stuff just writes itself!

By: drlith

drlith — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:36:09 -0800

When my love swears that she is full of shit, I do believe her, though I know she lies.

By: monospace

monospace — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:55:36 -0800

At last, a website that will get my 10-year-old interested in reading the classics.

By: mcmile

mcmile — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:56:35 -0800

So foul and fair a turd I have not seen.

By: pont

pont — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 09:00:24 -0800

Pfft, there's already poop in Shakespeare:

... The poop was beaten gold; Purple the sails, and so perfumed that The winds were love-sick with them...

Scholars believe that the sails were perfumed to cover up the smell of the poop. See also:

Sing no more ditties, sing no moe, Of dumps so dull and heavy!

By: laconic skeuomorph

laconic skeuomorph — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 09:22:12 -0800

Wait, did cortex not make this?

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 09:45:21 -0800

No.

By: Rustic Etruscan

Rustic Etruscan — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 09:45:47 -0800

Gives new meaning to "I grant I never saw a goddess go."

By: This, of course, alludes to you

This, of course, alludes to you — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 09:50:25 -0800

i feel like a medieval peasant cracking walnuts with rocks pillaged from ancient roman architecture

By: Rustic Etruscan

Rustic Etruscan — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 10:03:49 -0800

i feel like a medieval peasant cracking walnuts with rocks pillaged from ancient roman architecture Speaking of

By: Mr. Bad Example

Mr. Bad Example — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:24:41 -0800

Hamlet: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs. Ophelia: What is, my lord? Hamlet: Poop.

By: Skygazer

Skygazer — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:32:22 -0800

Much a-poop about nothing...

By: Gronk

Gronk — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:13:19 -0800

Much a-doo-doo about nothing...

By: chavenet

chavenet — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:15:39 -0800

The Tragedy of Richard the Turd

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:21:10 -0800

Horace Rumpole: "which is just a 4-year-old's MadLibs-style random replacing of words." I don't understand... Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

By: waitangi

waitangi — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:48:41 -0800

Combine this with butt, and I believe the circle is complete.

By: Dr. Zira

Dr. Zira — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:56:44 -0800

My poop is as a fever, longing still For that which longer nurseth the disease