Blues Scootin' Bully
January 21, 2013 5:40 AM   Subscribe

"Winston is a 2 year old deaf English Bulldog rescue who despite a clean tail, loves to scoot. With my friend Ashland on guitar and vocals, he gave us quite the show!" [slyt]
posted by quin (9 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Doh, looks like this got whammied by someone. -- cortex



 
Anyone else remember the grossest AskMe ever?

Bulldog Butt Scooting: Anal Glands Need Attention
posted by leotrotsky at 5:48 AM on January 21, 2013 [3 favorites]


He's deaf? So... does he do this bum-rubbing stuff regardless of whether there's music playing at the moment?
posted by pracowity at 6:03 AM on January 21, 2013


I like the long shot with a can of Bud Light and a bottle of prescription pills near by.
posted by ZaneJ. at 6:03 AM on January 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


I couldn't bear to watch it through to the end. Does the alien parasite burst out of him and absorb the other dog?
posted by orme at 6:09 AM on January 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


That thing's a dog?
posted by pipeski at 6:15 AM on January 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


My own bulldog has a thing about her butt. If you start off petting her head, she will circle around so that you are petting and rubbing her butt. She never gets enough of that. A few months ago she started a new behavior: my husband and I saw her in the leyland cypress hedge doing a wiggle dance and at first we thought she was somehow masturbating against a low branch, but closer examination has shown that the only part touching her is on her head or back. So she is getting petted by the trees, I guess.

All these years of ownership I have never quite figured out if it is her tail, her anal glands, her back hips or her lady bits that cry out to be touched. Something back there requires massage, that is all I know, and she can't lick that area herself.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:33 AM on January 21, 2013


I couldn't bear to watch it through to the end. Does the alien parasite burst out of him and absorb the other dog?

Only if you play Nickelback.
posted by dobbs at 6:38 AM on January 21, 2013


"Video contains RTI" and is unavailable.

Not knowing what RTI stands for, I'm going to guess that it is some sort of music rights issue and this has caused the video to be removed. Because, if something fun can be ruined, it will be ruined.
posted by One Hand Slowclapping at 7:26 AM on January 21, 2013


Weird; the video just had a song that the vocalist was clearly making up on the spot about the dog and what he was doing from moment to moment.

I can't imagine how that would run afoul any music laws, but clearly it upset someone.
posted by quin at 7:29 AM on January 21, 2013


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