ICR - Institute for Centrifugal Research
February 4, 2013 11:08 AM   Subscribe

Institute for Centrifugal Research: Gravity is a mistake. We believe that even the trickiest challenges confronting mankind can be diverted via human centrifugalization. Spinning people around at a sufficiently high G-Force will solve every problem.
posted by srboisvert (3 comments total)

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posted by HuronBob at 11:16 AM on February 4, 2013

I totally agree. This is why I spend a few minutes in the tumble dryer every night before bed.
posted by fantabulous timewaster at 11:16 AM on February 4, 2013

Apply 20 G's to any person will end all their problems, that's for sure.
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 11:17 AM on February 4, 2013

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