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March 3, 2013 2:17 PM   Subscribe

Want to see the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon? Jim'll Paint It.
posted by dobbs (28 comments total) 30 users marked this as a favorite
 
Is this an example of rule 34 or is there yet another site that....
posted by sammyo at 2:30 PM on March 3, 2013


There are not enough kinds of awesome to say how many kinds of awesome this is.

NB I always knew that the gossip about Roy Walker and Mr Chips was true!
posted by Jehan at 2:35 PM on March 3, 2013 [4 favorites]


It's like someone is painting my dreams!
posted by blue_beetle at 2:38 PM on March 3, 2013


Wait a minute. The guy clearly requests that Face should be wearing leopard print Y-fronts and a wedding veil, not the pigeon!
posted by afx237vi at 2:39 PM on March 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


Wait a minute. The guy clearly requests that Face should be wearing leopard print Y-fronts and a wedding veil, not the pigeon!

Really? I read it just like drawn. Now, if there was say, a comma in there, it would be much clearer...
posted by pupdog at 2:41 PM on March 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


Morissey eating a horse is my favorite.
posted by benk at 2:44 PM on March 3, 2013 [2 favorites]


BRIAN BLESSED!
posted by Mezentian at 2:49 PM on March 3, 2013 [7 favorites]


Is this an example of rule 34 or is there yet another site that....

You need to ask.
posted by cjorgensen at 3:04 PM on March 3, 2013


This is fabulous. To see more things like this (albeit with more chaff and less wheaty goodness), I'd suggest checking out Doodle or Die.
posted by limeonaire at 3:06 PM on March 3, 2013


Is this an example of rule 34 or is there yet another site that....

I'm sure that somewhere there's a site where the Taj Mahal isn't covered with ears.
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 3:12 PM on March 3, 2013


I have a painting I'd love to have commissioned, but I feel it would take a shitton of money to do properly. I want it done in the style of the baroque masters.

It'd be a triptych.

1) The Birth of Christ: Yes, this would be the literal birth of Christ, straight up crotch shot of him coming out of Mary, with all the goopy messiness.

2) The Brit Milah of Jesus: Just what it says on the box... The bris of Jesus in action.

2) The New Law: The newly circumcised Jesus would be at the front, and at the back, his foreskin, held up, would be unfurled as a sort of scroll (yes, it stretches here) with the New Commandment inscribed upon the foreskin in glowing letters: "Love one another, as I have loved you."

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Anybody have any idea how much something like this would run to do it right baroque proper? Because while this guy's thing is cool, I don't think MS Paint is quite the medium, alas...
posted by symbioid at 3:17 PM on March 3, 2013 [3 favorites]


Jesus on the t-Rex invading Hitler's bunker caused me to laugh out loud.
posted by jadepearl at 3:18 PM on March 3, 2013 [3 favorites]


Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall on fire? You just made my day.
posted by Jimbob at 3:49 PM on March 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


The number of requests for paintings of TV chefs makes me think that some of these requests are all coming from the same person.

That said, I'd pay good money for a copy of the Brave Little Toaster in his Marmite bed with two Soldier sluts.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:58 PM on March 3, 2013


I am gobsmacked at how effectively Burt Reynolds can be depicted as a guinea pig.
posted by Lou Stuells at 3:58 PM on March 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


These are fantastic. Looking at the dates of the posts, it looks like Jim may have been doing several of these drawings a day. I hope he doesn't burn out too quickly, because I'd be interested to see how the requests and the art evolve over time.

To me, this one looks like it could be a lost panel from Grant Morrison's version of Doom Patrol.
posted by Nat "King" Cole Porter Wagoner at 4:09 PM on March 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


The name is... unfortunate.
posted by Halloween Jack at 4:54 PM on March 3, 2013


Hey, Beavis. Are these guys like British or something?
posted by bpm140 at 4:55 PM on March 3, 2013 [2 favorites]


It looks like ExplodingDog.com grew up.
posted by midmarch snowman at 5:03 PM on March 3, 2013 [2 favorites]


BRIAN BLESSED!

BRIAN BLESSED!

(Don't spoil the chain, guys.)
posted by JHarris at 5:54 PM on March 3, 2013


That is a terrible picture of drum and base d.j. Goldie.



I have no other criticism of this work.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:42 PM on March 3, 2013


Any relation to Jim'll Fix It?
posted by dunkadunc at 7:31 PM on March 3, 2013


2) The Brit Milah of Jesus: Just what it says on the box... The bris of Jesus in action.

FWIW, that's actually a ridiculously popular theme. If you want it Baroque, I'd recommend the Rubens.
posted by Sys Rq at 7:47 PM on March 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


Thanks, Sys Rq, I wasn't aware of that! Although, I imagined a much more, shall we say, graphic showing... ;)
posted by symbioid at 7:56 PM on March 3, 2013


That said, I'd pay good money for a copy of the Brave Little Toaster in his Marmite bed with two Soldier sluts.


I want a tee shirt with the slogan
Marmite, keeping toast filthy since 1914
posted by mattoxic at 8:22 PM on March 3, 2013 [2 favorites]


Nice work if you can get it.
posted by From Bklyn at 11:26 PM on March 3, 2013


Halloween Jack, dunkaholic, clearly the name is a play on Jim'll Fix It.
posted by salmacis at 2:25 AM on March 4, 2013 [1 favorite]


Ah - Wikipedia has helped me to grasp the subtleties of the Marmite-soldier-egg one.
posted by XMLicious at 8:54 PM on March 4, 2013


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