I understand that you have to take some sponge baths; however...
March 11, 2013 8:11 AM Subscribe
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The year is 1959. A local radio station, in conjunction with Bomb Shelters, Inc
. is seeking a newlywed couple to partake of a sheltered honeymoon
.Directly after the reception - wedding cake leftovers in tow - the newly minted Mininsons descended into a 12-ft. deep, 6 x 14ft. wide shelter - and the annals of Atomic Pop Culture. On the fifth day of their two-week trial by shelter, Civil Defense Administrator Coleman Wages contacted Melvin and Maria Mininson by phone.
CW: I understand that you are having trouble with your can opener
MM: We have only one can opener and it is broken, so we have had to use the scissors from the first aid kit to open cans. I cut my hand, so the first aid kit is essential.
Note - after test it was determined that can opener operated but couple did not know how to use it.