I get high and go to the dollar store
March 23, 2013 1:44 PM   Subscribe

High at the Dollar Store
posted by klangklangston (14 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I think the concept is funny but the execution is a little meh (plus jokes tinged with racism, ugh) -- mathowie



 
Going to the dollar store itself is to enter an altered state.
posted by The Whelk at 1:49 PM on March 23, 2013


This would have been better with some humor. Or design. Or something.
posted by xingcat at 1:50 PM on March 23, 2013


Uh, marijuana, xingcat.

Which also makes your comment better.

WIN WIN
posted by klangklangston at 1:51 PM on March 23, 2013


This would have been better with some humor. Or design. Or something.

It's a pretty funny idea, but he's not a good writer. It's like humor wasted.
posted by cjorgensen at 1:53 PM on March 23, 2013 [1 favorite]


I can't think of a stronger buzz-killer than the brightly-lit fluorescent plastic trash-hole that is the $1 store.
posted by ninjew at 1:55 PM on March 23, 2013


Uh, marijuana, xingcat.

Which also makes your comment better.

WIN WIN


See, that's funnier than anything on that site. Or is the site not meant to be amusing?
posted by xingcat at 1:55 PM on March 23, 2013


I like headcheese. And dollar stores. Goofy shit aside, there's some great finds, snack wise.
posted by jonmc at 1:59 PM on March 23, 2013


Also I now have Citizen King's "Better Days," running through my head thanks to the post title.
posted by jonmc at 2:01 PM on March 23, 2013 [1 favorite]


59 cent soda is just asking for a bad time.
posted by The Whelk at 2:02 PM on March 23, 2013


I thought that was 59 cent beer. Which is asking for a good time.
posted by josher71 at 2:05 PM on March 23, 2013 [2 favorites]


Goldmine is cheep beer, not cheap soda. Anyway, $0.59 is expensive for cheap soda.
posted by filthy light thief at 2:07 PM on March 23, 2013


A friend of mine once dropped acid, went to the local 7-11, and returned some time later having purchased every single orange food & drink item in the store. His attempt to consume these items - note here that every orange food item available at a 7-11 is artificial in every way, from taste to texture - almost sent him over the edge into madness.
posted by googly at 2:08 PM on March 23, 2013 [2 favorites]


Also I now have Citizen King's "Better Days," running through my head thanks to the post title.

I thought only people from Milwaukee remembered Citizen King.
posted by drezdn at 2:09 PM on March 23, 2013


- almost sent him over the edge into madness.

The Flavor Out Of Space.
posted by The Whelk at 2:14 PM on March 23, 2013 [1 favorite]


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