Shake it off
March 29, 2013 11:48 AM Subscribe
It’s Good Friday, so you know what that means: Better take to the Food Lion parking lot to practice your sweet nunchuck skills so you can whoop the devil on Easter Sunday when the Lord Jesus rises again.
This is hilarious, but why not link directly to the video on YouTube?
posted by ob1quixote at 11:58 AM on March 29, 2013
posted by ob1quixote at 11:58 AM on March 29, 2013
I want this guy on the winter Olympics.
"Gonna jump up and twirl around, that's right, gonna fly like an angel all the way to Jesus, that's right, I'm on skates out here on the ice, I"m gonna...well I fell. That's ok. Brush the ice off my tutu and get right back up, shake it off."
posted by emjaybee at 12:03 PM on March 29, 2013 [7 favorites]
"Gonna jump up and twirl around, that's right, gonna fly like an angel all the way to Jesus, that's right, I'm on skates out here on the ice, I"m gonna...well I fell. That's ok. Brush the ice off my tutu and get right back up, shake it off."
posted by emjaybee at 12:03 PM on March 29, 2013 [7 favorites]
Mod note: Replaced link with direct link to original on Youtube, carry on.
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 12:07 PM on March 29, 2013
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 12:07 PM on March 29, 2013
Huh, ok, well I wanted it to appear in context and also cuz I found it on that site so here's a via.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:10 PM on March 29, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:10 PM on March 29, 2013 [2 favorites]
That narration is like a piece of art or something.
posted by Fists O'Fury at 12:16 PM on March 29, 2013
posted by Fists O'Fury at 12:16 PM on March 29, 2013
I seriously want this guy narrating everything.
I would gleefully watch sports if it was narrated like this. But yes. Olympics too. Please. Someone hire this man. He has clearly found his calling.
posted by furnace.heart at 12:18 PM on March 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
I would gleefully watch sports if it was narrated like this. But yes. Olympics too. Please. Someone hire this man. He has clearly found his calling.
posted by furnace.heart at 12:18 PM on March 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
Wait...if you check his YouTube channel...he's a minister?
posted by emjaybee at 12:22 PM on March 29, 2013
posted by emjaybee at 12:22 PM on March 29, 2013
Aha makes sense. I'd go to this guys church. He seems to understand the inherent hilariy of using ecstatic language to describe everyday stuff.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:32 PM on March 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:32 PM on March 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
Makes me want to go to church The Food Lion on Easter.
posted by HuronBob at 12:58 PM on March 29, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by HuronBob at 12:58 PM on March 29, 2013 [2 favorites]
I bet he was on his way to rob the Food Lion at nunchuck-point and stopped in the parking lot for a warm up. Unfortunately, he injured his hand and decided to postpone the job until next week, even though he promised his mom he'd come over to trim the hedges.
posted by orme at 1:57 PM on March 29, 2013
posted by orme at 1:57 PM on March 29, 2013
It's hard to dance with the devil on your finger, so shake it off.
posted by capricorn at 3:49 PM on March 29, 2013
posted by capricorn at 3:49 PM on March 29, 2013
Finn: Here he comes! (Viewing Ricardio and Princess Bubblegum) They're talking!
Jake: Lemme see. (Gets binoculars) I can read their lips. (Mimicking Princess Bubblegum) "Hey, shorty, you should pick your boogers and then fart!" (Mimicking Ricardio) "You look kind of like a big pink baguette!"
posted by Brocktoon at 4:02 PM on March 29, 2013
Jake: Lemme see. (Gets binoculars) I can read their lips. (Mimicking Princess Bubblegum) "Hey, shorty, you should pick your boogers and then fart!" (Mimicking Ricardio) "You look kind of like a big pink baguette!"
posted by Brocktoon at 4:02 PM on March 29, 2013
"Up in the air like Mary Lou Retton."
I think I just found my new favorite catchphrase.
posted by Dr. Zira at 4:33 PM on March 29, 2013
I think I just found my new favorite catchphrase.
posted by Dr. Zira at 4:33 PM on March 29, 2013
Gotta go back in the car, get a band aid.
When the Devil shows up in the parking lot of the Food Lion on Easter Sunday, we are basically fucked.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:02 PM on March 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
When the Devil shows up in the parking lot of the Food Lion on Easter Sunday, we are basically fucked.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:02 PM on March 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
I mean, it's not like dude can run in and buy more band aids, as I am certain the Food Lion will be closed.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:03 PM on March 29, 2013
posted by louche mustachio at 5:03 PM on March 29, 2013
I kind of wish the narration was set to Wesley Willis beats.
posted by Sreiny at 6:31 PM on March 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Sreiny at 6:31 PM on March 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
Food Lions still exist?
They're bred in captivity and then released into the wild.
It was a little disorienting to be in Brussels and see a sign for Delhaize...
posted by dubold at 2:13 AM on March 30, 2013 [1 favorite]
So, it turns out my brother in law knows the guy that shot the video. Apparently, the nunchuck guy's daughter saw the video and the whole family likes it.
Also, the father previously entered a video in Doritos superbowl commercial contest.
posted by The Hamms Bear at 9:00 AM on March 30, 2013 [2 favorites]
Also, the father previously entered a video in Doritos superbowl commercial contest.
posted by The Hamms Bear at 9:00 AM on March 30, 2013 [2 favorites]
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