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I have no idea how these people got their cats into their porn, or why.
April 1, 2013 1:20 PM   Subscribe

Indifferent cats in amateur porn. [SLTumblr, NSFW]
posted by homunculus (37 comments total) 33 users marked this as a favorite

 
To anyone who might be tempted to click through thinking, "Oh, it couldn't really be that not safe for work" -- Yes. Yes it could.
posted by Sys Rq at 1:26 PM on April 1, 2013 [20 favorites]


How? Try keeping a cat from somewhere he feels like going.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 1:28 PM on April 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


I totally thought this FPP was an April Fool's joke. It is not.
posted by asnider at 1:29 PM on April 1, 2013 [5 favorites]


The kitty attached to this post looks like it's seen everything already.
posted by The Whelk at 1:31 PM on April 1, 2013 [7 favorites]


Today is like pussy-overload day.
posted by Skygazer at 1:31 PM on April 1, 2013


GASP it actually has some porn shots of men, too. Including one of a kitty doing the paw-to-the-face thing and totally interrupting an autofacial. Right on.
posted by kavasa at 1:33 PM on April 1, 2013 [5 favorites]


This is relevant to my interests.
posted by RollingGreens at 1:34 PM on April 1, 2013 [6 favorites]


I know cats who have been "featured" in amateur porn but apparently 95% of the time they are not financially compensated. Wtf? I've been telling my friends that they need to unionize and start lobbying for their rights but it's really hard when so many are kept addicted to catnip by their owners (what a terrible word). Felines of the world, unite!
posted by Foci for Analysis at 1:36 PM on April 1, 2013 [7 favorites]


So the first link I followed has a to-me-unpleasantly-aggressive bondage domination scene in the foreground, while on the side you see a cat chasing a laser pointer that one of the film crew must be playing with. This is probably the most conflicting pair of feelings I've simultaneously had in quite a while.
posted by benito.strauss at 1:37 PM on April 1, 2013 [9 favorites]


Cats indifferent to your sexual activities are much better than cats that freak the fuck out when you are getting your fuck or freak on. Or so I've heard.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 1:37 PM on April 1, 2013 [2 favorites]


Somewhere there is a tumblr of cats having sex and humans nonchalantly hanging out in the background. It's the law of equal and opposite blogs.
posted by The Whelk at 1:37 PM on April 1, 2013 [15 favorites]


Also while scrolling through some of these Morrigan is all IT IS TIME TO FEED YOUR KITTY ASSHOLE MRROW MRRRRAW.
posted by kavasa at 1:38 PM on April 1, 2013


Wow, cats sure can un-porn-ify porn in a hurry!
posted by Edna Million at 1:38 PM on April 1, 2013


Dogs who freak the fuck out when you're getting your freak on are MUCH worse than cats that freak out. Trust me.
posted by Solomon at 1:38 PM on April 1, 2013 [3 favorites]


How did you ever resist not tagging this with "pussy"? It's an open goal, take it!
posted by Jehan at 1:38 PM on April 1, 2013 [8 favorites]


Done.
posted by homunculus at 1:42 PM on April 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


This seems like the perfect time to share my favorite blog Lurid Digs: Horrifying Gay Amateur Interiors
posted by munchingzombie at 1:58 PM on April 1, 2013 [7 favorites]


Lurid Digs: Horrifying Gay Amateur Interiors

Can. Not. Un. See!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Thorzdad at 2:11 PM on April 1, 2013


Thanks for that Lurid Digs post, now this straight guy can once and for all forget the notion that gay dudes might have better taste and more refined sensibilities than us.
posted by C.A.S. at 2:17 PM on April 1, 2013


So the first link I followed has a to-me-unpleasantly-aggressive bondage domination scene in the foreground, while on the side you see a cat chasing a laser pointer that one of the film crew must be playing with. This is probably the most conflicting pair of feelings I've simultaneously had in quite a while.

I think it's going after the electrical cord for the vibrator... which makes it much funnier. Even kitty likes to play with ropes.
posted by ennui.bz at 2:32 PM on April 1, 2013


Somewhere there is a tumblr of cats having sex and humans nonchalantly hanging out in the background. It's the law of equal and opposite blogs.

Naturally, the various subcultures of the internet are busy drawing cats-who-are-also-people both having sex and hanging out nonchalantly in the background to complete the set.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 2:36 PM on April 1, 2013 [4 favorites]


I will say only that there is a very good reason my cat is named Nosy Parker.
posted by Space Kitty at 2:53 PM on April 1, 2013 [3 favorites]


Is it just wrong I would occasionally freeze up with my exwife when our cat would jump on the bed mid-act?
posted by Samizdata at 3:21 PM on April 1, 2013


I think it's going after the electrical cord for the vibrator ...

That's what I though at first too, but I, um, actually followed the link to the video. There's clearly a laser spot moving around. Which means that the guy holding the bounce reflector got bored and decided to play with the cat. Which the lady being bound up and yelled at managed to not be too distracted by, all props to her.
posted by benito.strauss at 3:40 PM on April 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


benito.strauss: "
That's what I though at first too, but I, um, actually followed the link to the video. There's clearly a laser spot moving around. Which means that the guy holding the bounce reflector got bored and decided to play with the cat. Which the lady being bound up and yelled at managed to not be too distracted by, all props to her.
"

I have to thank you for pointing this out, because that video is hilarious.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 4:09 PM on April 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


Which the lady being bound up and yelled at managed to not be too distracted by, all props to her.

She is probably too busy making sure she doesn't accidentally escape from the incredibly impractical bondage to worry about the cat. There is all kinds of WTF about that shoot even without laser pointer cat in the mix.
posted by localroger at 4:10 PM on April 1, 2013


Ha!
posted by kmz at 4:29 PM on April 1, 2013 [5 favorites]


Amateur porn is so reassuring.

Most other people aren't that attractive naked and also live in squalor! Yay!
posted by BitterOldPunk at 4:37 PM on April 1, 2013 [20 favorites]


Naturally, the various subcultures of the internet are busy drawing cats-who-are-also-people both having sex and hanging out nonchalantly in the background to complete the set.

Hey, I've been to that FurAffinity gallery too.
posted by radwolf76 at 4:58 PM on April 1, 2013


Joakim Ziegler: "I have to thank you for pointing this out, because that video is hilarious"

Several times the crew guy tries to get the cat to pounce on the girl, but to no avail.
posted by graventy at 6:46 PM on April 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


Naturally, the various subcultures of the internet are busy drawing cats-who-are-also-people both having sex and hanging out nonchalantly in the background to complete the set.

If there're any drawn people-cats getting sexy with Twilight Sparkle, I know of certain someone who's going to be verrry pissed off...
posted by Skygazer at 7:07 PM on April 1, 2013


Most amazing comic.
posted by amileighs at 7:29 PM on April 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


If there're any drawn people-cats getting sexy with Twilight Sparkle, I know of certain someone who's going to be verrry pissed off...

Just so they leave Dudeskull out of it.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:35 PM on April 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


One of my favorite sexy times memories was when I realized my boy's wee little kitten was on his back, trying to capture my hands in her little kitten paws.
posted by Grandysaur at 9:54 PM on April 1, 2013


This cat is neither indifferent nor happy.
posted by MikeKD at 2:51 AM on April 2, 2013


oh my god I love cats so much.
posted by staboo at 6:43 PM on April 2, 2013


It's the parasites... in your brain, staboo.
posted by Justinian at 6:51 PM on April 2, 2013


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