During the India-Pakistan war in 1965, the Sikh Regiment was stationed at the Punjab border and both sides were engaged in heavy battle with neither side giving an inch.
That's when Santa Singh [Sikh name] had a brainwave.
Santa Singh (shouting): Oye Abdul.. [common muslim name]
A Pakistani named Abdul stands up in the trenches and is shot.
Santa Singh: Oye Muhammad..
.. and so on.
Eventually the Pakistanis figure it out, and one of their soldiers decides to trap Sikhs in a similar way.
Pakistani soldier: Oye Santa Singh..
Pakistani soldier: Oye Banta Singh..
Pakistani soldier: Oye Gurdev Singh..
Suddenly a voice booms from the Sikh trenches..
Oye.. who called for Santa Singh?
The Pakistani soldier gets up.
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