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April 5, 2013 4:13 PM Subscribe
The latest meme to overtake the internet in China? "Gou gou chuan siwa" (狗狗穿丝袜), or in English, "Dogs wearing pantyhose". (NSFW? I really don't know.)
Huff Post piece on the trend.
Huff Post piece on the trend.
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Step 2: Training the dog to (high) heel
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 4:17 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 4:17 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
Is this like putting lipstick on a pitbull?
posted by maryr at 4:25 PM on April 5, 2013 [7 favorites]
posted by maryr at 4:25 PM on April 5, 2013 [7 favorites]
So very wrong. And glorious. And wrong. Very, very wrong.
posted by unSane at 4:32 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by unSane at 4:32 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
Heels, boy! Heels!
posted by unSane at 4:33 PM on April 5, 2013 [11 favorites]
posted by unSane at 4:33 PM on April 5, 2013 [11 favorites]
I have no idea how these people got their dogs into pantyhose, or why.
posted by The Whelk at 4:37 PM on April 5, 2013 [16 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 4:37 PM on April 5, 2013 [16 favorites]
Damn these cheap Chinese pantyhose! I went for a run and got a run...
posted by jim in austin at 4:50 PM on April 5, 2013
posted by jim in austin at 4:50 PM on April 5, 2013
I'm generally disdainful of anthropomorphic interpretations of animal personalities or actions, but every one of those poor beasts has a look that says "you stupid fucker, I don't need this, get a life".
posted by sammyo at 4:51 PM on April 5, 2013 [4 favorites]
posted by sammyo at 4:51 PM on April 5, 2013 [4 favorites]
I agree, talk about your ruff lives.....
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:53 PM on April 5, 2013
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:53 PM on April 5, 2013
First they test make-up on the poor animals. Now they're testing out pantyhose.
posted by mulligan at 4:53 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by mulligan at 4:53 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
Well, they say that pugs are dogs easy to dress in clothes but this would be pushing the envelope in more ways than one...
posted by y2karl at 5:06 PM on April 5, 2013
posted by y2karl at 5:06 PM on April 5, 2013
That's the same do.. oh. Oh. Oh no. No. No no no.
No.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 5:35 PM on April 5, 2013 [2 favorites]
No.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 5:35 PM on April 5, 2013 [2 favorites]
Wow. That's disturbing, honestly.
posted by Iosephus at 5:37 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Iosephus at 5:37 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
It's ok to play with your food
posted by Renoroc at 5:41 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Renoroc at 5:41 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
Try doing that to a cat.
Or a llama.
posted by Joey Michaels at 5:55 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
Or a llama.
posted by Joey Michaels at 5:55 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
This reminds me of when our dog had mange (or some other skin infection, poor thing) and we had to take her outside in winter dressed in knee socks on her front paws, a men's undershirt with her tail through the neck, and an Elizabethan collar.
To this day I regret that I did not take pictures.
posted by maryr at 6:13 PM on April 5, 2013 [7 favorites]
To this day I regret that I did not take pictures.
posted by maryr at 6:13 PM on April 5, 2013 [7 favorites]
Imperialist running (pantyhosed) dog!
posted by octobersurprise at 6:16 PM on April 5, 2013
posted by octobersurprise at 6:16 PM on April 5, 2013
Try doing that to a cat.
Or a llama.
Or ferret, parrot, guppy or boa. Or honey badger.
posted by y2karl at 6:38 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
Or a llama.
Or ferret, parrot, guppy or boa. Or honey badger.
posted by y2karl at 6:38 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
Well, heck, we all know how the honey badger would feel about this.
posted by Joey Michaels at 6:38 PM on April 5, 2013 [6 favorites]
posted by Joey Michaels at 6:38 PM on April 5, 2013 [6 favorites]
At least put it over their head so they can rob someplace!
posted by jonmc at 6:50 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by jonmc at 6:50 PM on April 5, 2013 [1 favorite]
If we are going to tag slyt, can we also tag kotaku and gawker? Sick of lazily accidentally giving those assholes money.
posted by GoingToShopping at 6:56 PM on April 5, 2013
posted by GoingToShopping at 6:56 PM on April 5, 2013
Well, heck, we all know how the honey badger would feel about this.
Offended, but slightly sexy?
posted by sebastienbailard at 7:18 PM on April 5, 2013 [4 favorites]
Offended, but slightly sexy?
posted by sebastienbailard at 7:18 PM on April 5, 2013 [4 favorites]
I like how every dog has the same look on its face and it says this: I really don't know what's going on right now. And my hindquarters feel kind of snug. But my master seems to be OK with this so I guess I'll just roll with it.
posted by mcmile at 7:21 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by mcmile at 7:21 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
I hope those dogs pee in their owners shoes.
posted by Skygazer at 7:54 PM on April 5, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Skygazer at 7:54 PM on April 5, 2013 [2 favorites]
Whoa. I did not expect dogs wearing pantyhose to look quite like that.
(I also busted out laughing)
posted by Fig at 8:17 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
(I also busted out laughing)
posted by Fig at 8:17 PM on April 5, 2013 [3 favorites]
Only mad dogs and Englishmen wear pantyhose, my son.
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:17 PM on April 5, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:17 PM on April 5, 2013 [2 favorites]
Hose before bros.
posted by Trivia Newton John at 8:48 PM on April 5, 2013 [6 favorites]
posted by Trivia Newton John at 8:48 PM on April 5, 2013 [6 favorites]
Ok, lol'd at the one wearing uggs.
posted by benzenedream at 9:08 PM on April 5, 2013
posted by benzenedream at 9:08 PM on April 5, 2013
"Overtake the internet" may be a bit of an exaggeration. I keep seeing the same ones over and over again everywhere.
posted by ctmf at 9:41 PM on April 5, 2013
posted by ctmf at 9:41 PM on April 5, 2013
This is the least-weird thing I've ever seen. (In terms of "wacky Asian memes".) I could easily imagine this coming from reddit.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:15 AM on April 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:15 AM on April 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
Working it like a dog.
posted by Samuel Farrow at 11:34 AM on April 6, 2013
posted by Samuel Farrow at 11:34 AM on April 6, 2013
Someone is finding poop in their shoe.
posted by arcticseal at 1:51 PM on April 6, 2013
posted by arcticseal at 1:51 PM on April 6, 2013
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