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Post number 12684

brownpau — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 09:18:17 -0800

Whoops, turns out it wasn't Bin Laden who planned 9/11 after all; it was KOLVENBACH, THE BLACK POPE!!! Dispensational Fifth Monarchy Seventh-Day Baptist-Calvinist White American Freeman anti-Jesuit conspiracies, anyone?

By: solistrato

solistrato — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 09:20:03 -0800

My brain's just exploded. I always love the fevered writing style of true conspiracy nuts. Yay!

By: skallas

skallas — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 09:25:50 -0800

Maybe he's right! Maybe the bold tag does go under used.

By: brownpau

brownpau — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 09:27:16 -0800

Speaking of nuts, you might want to get your tinfoil hats on, because PLANET X IS COMING!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! Thank you, thank you. I'm officially conspiracied out. Good night.

By: solistrato

solistrato — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 09:31:13 -0800

My vision of the end of the world involves every conspiracy theory being proven right simultaneously. Reality implodes from the chaos.

By: th3ph17

th3ph17 — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 09:38:31 -0800

how can you learn to write like that? are there classes you can take online? a mail-order course maybe? amazing. at least they use a normal font size.

By: coelecanth

coelecanth — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 09:39:29 -0800

Yeeow. He appears to have been typing continually since 9/11. I like his chart of "The World System in 1963"; where else can you find a link from Satan to Gerald Ford?

By: silusGROK

silusGROK — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 09:41:47 -0800

A link from Satan to Gerald Ford? Nah... Now I'd believe a link from Satan to Ford, Inc (makers of SUVs and purveyors of green-washed PR tripe).

By: moz

moz — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 09:46:58 -0800

ooh, masonic AND zionist!

By: donpardo

donpardo — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 10:15:02 -0800

his General Staff, composed of five assistants (each representing a hemisphere...) So the world isn't round, either?

By: brownpau

brownpau — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 10:28:12 -0800

Of course the Earth is flat. FLAT, I TELL YOU! (I do believe I am on a roll. :-)

By: Mack Twain

Mack Twain — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 10:31:26 -0800

Who put that blotter in my coffee?

By: rodii

rodii — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 12:09:55 -0800

I envy his world its three extra hemispheres.

By: mkn

mkn — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 12:55:25 -0800

The Earth is flat?? Round?? 5 hemispheres? YOU'RE ALL WRONG. There are 4 different Worlds on Earth. Yours is 1 of them. You're ignorant of 3 of them. Such ignorance is damnable. Truth is Cubic.

By: hellinskira

hellinskira — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 13:27:12 -0800

Cubic world diagram has Jesus, Einstein, Socrates, and Clinton? One of these things is not like the other.

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 13:38:56 -0800

Totally. Jesus wasn't real.

By: solistrato

solistrato — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 13:44:18 -0800

Best. Thread. Ever.

By: solistrato

solistrato — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 13:46:36 -0800

Oh, and please tell me that Time Cube is a fantastically-conceived parody, and not real, because I CANNOT DEAL. I guess I was educated stupid.

By: danOstuporStar

danOstuporStar — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 13:53:54 -0800

timecube was lichened unto a tree

By: Mack Twain

Mack Twain — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 14:36:28 -0800

And a tear forms in the eye of the yet unborn Einstein.

By: ferris

ferris — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 18:08:26 -0800

Some of my favorite parts of Time Cube: God is a word masturbation. A fart has more "substance" than a human emitted word. I have found 3 more 24 hour days on Earth that educators refuse to let you know about. Life is based upon a perfect math or your arm would be too short to wipe your butt. Public Warning: St. Petersburg Times is Evil for refusing to inform public about the recent discovery of Nature's 4-Day Time Cube - greatest scientific discovery of humanity...

By: owillis

owillis — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 18:21:09 -0800

All this time, I thought I was the Black Pope.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 28 Nov 2001 22:50:48 -0800

All this time, I thought I was the Black Pope. I will accept your primacy if you can explain the following: ...according to Jeremy Glick, a deceased passenger of United Airlines Flight 93. otherwise, it's African Shriner Freemasonican for you...

By: dagnyscott

dagnyscott — Thu, 29 Nov 2001 08:47:03 -0800

I think this article is a conspiracy by the creator of the bold tag...

By: rich

rich — Thu, 29 Nov 2001 14:27:31 -0800

Everyone knows that FIVE is the true number. Cubes. How droll.