Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird.
does that make him furry or otherkin
The snack and beverage giant built the country’s best-selling non-cola soft drink thanks to its popularity with primarily white consumers in the Plains states and the Southeast.
Look at a map of the U.S. showing Mountain Dew’s top-selling states and you’ll find a swath reaching from North Dakota east to the Virginias and then swinging back to Arkansas. Dew even outsells Coca-Cola in convenience stores in Georgia, Coke’s home state. Dew’s weakest territory stretches from California along the southern U.S. border to Louisiana.
Mountain Dew, once a nickname for moonshine liquor, was created in the 1940s by Ally and Barney Hartman as a lemony soda and spirits mixer. Early bottles featured a gun-toting hillbilly chasing a federal agent from an outhouse. PepsiCo bought the brand in 1964 but kept the down-home image: Its first TV ad used the slogan, “Ya-hoo! Mountain Dew! It’ll tickle your innards.” A barefoot, one-toothed mountain man raved, “Shore as shootin’, there’s a bang in every bottle,” as a curvy woman wearing a hair bow and Wilma Flintstone-looking dress took a sip.
In a marketing push featuring hip-hop star Lil Wayne and street skateboarder Paul Rodriguez, PepsiCo is hoping Mountain Dew will catch on in urban centers such as New York, Miami, and Los Angeles just as it has in rural areas such as Nebraska and Kentucky. “Our biggest opportunities are in those areas with the highest concentration of consumers who probably haven’t heard the Dew message as focused as we could have” made it, says Brett O’Brien, vice president of marketing at Mountain Dew.
Throughout the video, the woman is trying to decide whether to identify the suspect, and is being threatened by the goat who is telling her that you “betta not snitch on a playa.” The goat also starts out by saying, in a scruffy voice, “You shoulda gave me some more….I’m nasty.” So, I guess that means that the woman was s-xually assaulted by the goat, maybe Rick Ross style.
As the woman is shaking, crying and trying to decide what to do, the goat says, “Snitches get stitches fool.” After that, he says, “Keep ya mouth shut. When I get outta here, I’m gonna do you up (translation: Probably beat and s-xually assault you again).”
'm starting to think this commercial is some sort of accidental Rorschach in touch with reality test and people are just [not] seeing what they want or expect refuse to see.
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