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Trailer for The World's End, the final film in Edgar Wright's "Cornetto Trilogy" (following Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz).
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If all TV was just this and the Nimoy/Quinto car ad, I would be happy. Maybe not for the rest of my life, but for at least a week.
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 2:47 PM on May 9, 2013 [4 favorites]


This trailer is fried gold. I am so looking forward to this movie.
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 2:50 PM on May 9, 2013 [4 favorites]


This is hands down the film I'm most hyped about this year.
posted by jaduncan at 2:51 PM on May 9, 2013


I will pay money to watch this movie. Mission accomplished trailer-putter-together person.
posted by dortmunder at 2:51 PM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


How's that for a slice of fried gold?

(Damn it, Fifteen[...] beat me to it!)
posted by mochapickle at 2:54 PM on May 9, 2013


Off the top of my head, I would have called them the Fence Jumping trilogy. But the Cornetto thing is pretty nice (and so recognizably an Edgar Wright bit of cleverness).
posted by figurant at 2:54 PM on May 9, 2013 [3 favorites]


I have the hugest smile after watching that. Edgar Wright is a treasure.
posted by Sebmojo at 2:54 PM on May 9, 2013


August?? I have to wait all damn summer to see this??
posted by Lyn Never at 2:55 PM on May 9, 2013


Nobody seems to know these films by the same collective name. I always use "Blood and Ice Cream", though Three Cornettos is certainly also known to me...
posted by Redag at 2:58 PM on May 9, 2013


Oh my. When can I see this? Can I see it today?
posted by asperity at 3:03 PM on May 9, 2013


Do you want anything from the shop?
posted by IanMorr at 3:06 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


I always use "Blood and Ice Cream", though Three Cornettos is certainly also known to me...

This one will be mint-choc chip.
posted by Doktor Zed at 3:07 PM on May 9, 2013


Presumably mint-choc chip to represent aliens?
posted by Navelgazer at 3:16 PM on May 9, 2013


This, like Django Unchained, is made for me. Just for me. So, not, even bothering to watch the trailer. Just gonna love it. Hiya.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 3:17 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


Please don't suck. Please don't suck. Please don't suck....
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 3:19 PM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


So it's not a Murakami adaptation?
posted by shakespeherian at 3:19 PM on May 9, 2013 [3 favorites]


OK, so. That looks good.
posted by vibrotronica at 3:22 PM on May 9, 2013


The cast list is epic... Pegg, Frost, Rosamund Pike, Paddy Considine, Martin Freeman, Eddie Marsdan, Reece Shearsmith, Rafe Spall, Alice Lowe, David Bradley, Mark Heap, Michael Smiley
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:23 PM on May 9, 2013 [5 favorites]


I can't get past 1:18 without saying 'Ello, Bwiian...
posted by BinaryApe at 3:25 PM on May 9, 2013 [6 favorites]


Anger, pain, fear, aggression
posted by shakespeherian at 3:27 PM on May 9, 2013 [4 favorites]


Oh god, it's a Pegg/Wright/Frost take on 60s-70s Hammer Horror?

I may need a pint just to calm down.
posted by The Whelk at 3:28 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


It's a shame they gave away the fence-jumping gag in the trailer.
posted by 1970s Antihero at 3:29 PM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


Filmed in a number of real pubs (and other places) in Welwyn Garden City and Letchworth - which are not that far apart, so you may be able to recreate it in real life
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:30 PM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


I also like how Frost seems to be the reasonable, boring one in this outing.
posted by The Whelk at 3:35 PM on May 9, 2013 [8 favorites]


Brilliant
posted by phearlez at 3:35 PM on May 9, 2013


Kind of want to see This is the End and The World's End double feature style.
posted by to sir with millipedes at 3:36 PM on May 9, 2013 [3 favorites]


... that's Simon Pegg in a Sisters of Mercy t-shirt. Sold.
posted by feckless at 3:37 PM on May 9, 2013 [5 favorites]


Oh my god, it's full of stars
posted by Ber at 3:37 PM on May 9, 2013 [4 favorites]


Some get Moffett off Dr Who and get Pegg on the job.
posted by GuyZero at 3:38 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


I wonder if I could smuggle 12 pints into the cinema?
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:38 PM on May 9, 2013 [3 favorites]


The sign for The World's End pub looks familiar...
posted by Chuffy at 3:40 PM on May 9, 2013


This looks like everything I wanted it to be.
posted by HostBryan at 3:47 PM on May 9, 2013


It's a subtle blend of lateral thinking and extreme violence...
posted by Artw at 3:47 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


I have the same problem, fearful. I suspect the home viewing will be epic.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 3:52 PM on May 9, 2013


I wonder if I could smuggle 12 pints into the cinema?

Hollowed out wheelchair and straw.
posted by The Whelk at 3:53 PM on May 9, 2013 [3 favorites]


I wonder if I could smuggle 12 pints into the cinema?

Fly to Austin.
posted by GuyZero at 3:56 PM on May 9, 2013 [3 favorites]


( or Yonkers)

( oh are they still converting the old metro theatre on broadway into an Alamo Drafthouse branch? Having fine cinema and beer within reasonable walking distance would be the final end of my 36 inch waist)
posted by The Whelk at 3:58 PM on May 9, 2013


Fly to Austin.

Well Amsterdam is closer
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:58 PM on May 9, 2013


There's a new Drafthouse in Ashburn and I am so heading there for this even though I don't drink. It's all about the atmosphere.

(Also they can serve me ice cream, which is just as thematically appropriate)
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 4:01 PM on May 9, 2013


Oh and talking of Alice Lowe... I'll just give a shout out to Sightseers, an hilariously ultra black comedy
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 4:02 PM on May 9, 2013 [4 favorites]


Yeah, I'm going to watch the shit out of that.
posted by gauche at 4:34 PM on May 9, 2013


A pub crawl down the Mumbles Mile, near Swansea, was where and when the wonderchicken monicker was born. Back in the day, the objective was a pint in each of the 20 pubs, but apparently today the pub count is down to 9, which hardly seems like a challenge.

Anyway, hooray for crawls. I haven't been on one for decades.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:34 PM on May 9, 2013


The Whelk - they are indeed, and putting an Alamo Drafthouse in Brooklyn Heights as well. The Golden Age is upon us.
posted by Navelgazer at 4:48 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


It's a shame they gave away the fence-jumping gag in the trailer.

The fence-jumping gag was in the Hot Fuzz trailer as well.
posted by chimaera at 4:58 PM on May 9, 2013


The cast list is epic... Pegg, Frost, Rosamund Pike, Paddy Considine, Martin Freeman, Eddie Marsdan, Reece Shearsmith, Rafe Spall, Alice Lowe, David Bradley, Mark Heap, Michael Smiley

Those are all fake "British" names right? Or characters in Hardy Boys Go To London?
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:13 PM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


the final film in Edgar Wright's "Cornetto Trilogy"

I initially read that as "Edgar Winter's 'Cornetto Trilogy,'" and I was both deeply confused and strangely intrigued.

Reading it properly the second time just makes me very, very happy.
posted by scody at 5:18 PM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


En Ra Ha!
posted by cazoo at 5:37 PM on May 9, 2013


This appears to feature everyone Edgar Wright has ever worked with.

Sweet!
posted by running order squabble fest at 6:43 PM on May 9, 2013


Some get Moffett off Dr Who and get Pegg on the job.

Simon Pegg is a treasure. He could reasonably play James Bond or the Doctor, as the mood struck him. He's like a pleasant Jason Stratham.

But, consider, Nick Frost as Dr Who! Thass a change, innit?
posted by SPrintF at 7:07 PM on May 9, 2013 [10 favorites]


I was already looking forward to this but I actually squealed when Mark Heap came on.
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:15 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


I am not sure there is any science fiction show that would not be massively improved by having Simon Pegg and Nick Frost play bumbling goofball lead roles.

It would probably even help Cowboy Bebop and that is the biggest stretch I can think of.
posted by furiousthought at 7:36 PM on May 9, 2013


an Alamo Drafthouse in Brooklyn Heights

!!!!!

You just made me want to get up and do the Snoopy Dance.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:45 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


He's like a pleasant Jason Stratham.

oh. my. god.
posted by Pope Guilty at 7:56 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


More than any other film (and there are quite a few I'm excited by), I've been waiting for this one. With their casual and chatty twitter feeds, and their goofy commentaries, I feel sort of like I've grown up with these guys since Spaced.

I know their opinions on movies and comics, and what kinds of dinner Frost is making. It's a strangely inclusive relationship they have with their fans that makes it seem like we are part of their gang. That is why I love what they do.

I'm excited about this, because of how deliriously excited they are about it.
posted by quin at 8:09 PM on May 9, 2013


I am not sure there is any science fiction show that would not be massively improved by having Simon Pegg and Nick Frost play bumbling goofball lead roles.

Heh. There's a fun version of both Quantum Leap and X-Files running around in my head now...and a completely awesome Dune film.
posted by jaduncan at 8:36 PM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


Oh God Dune I want Frost as the Beast Rabban RIGHT NOW
posted by middleclasstool at 8:50 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


I seriously want to get everyone in this thread to Meetup and watch the film together. MAKE IT SO.
posted by sapere aude at 9:11 PM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


I was going to say... if Camp Metafilter doesn't become a thing, maybe joint World's End meetups could be in order?

(Oh, and Somerville Theatre in Boston area serves wine and beer, so throw that on to the pile of drunken moviehouses.)
posted by maryr at 9:24 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


There no way I can love this the way I love Hot Fuzz, though.
posted by maryr at 9:24 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


Can't wait can't wait can't wait.
posted by the fox's daughter at 9:26 PM on May 9, 2013


I stopped watching near the end, since I didn't want spoilers. I don't even know why I watched that far, since there's no way I won't see this movie.
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 10:42 PM on May 9, 2013


I wonder if I could smuggle 12 pints into the cinema?

I don't need to do that - I can buy booze at the cinema!
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 10:43 PM on May 9, 2013


Is it safe to assume that The Winchester is on their list of pubs?
posted by ShutterBun at 12:47 AM on May 10, 2013 [1 favorite]


ShutterBun: "Is it safe to assume that The Winchester is on their list of pubs?"

Here's the list.
posted by Nossidge at 3:23 AM on May 10, 2013


There no way I can love this the way I love Hot Fuzz, though.''

The first thing I thought when I saw the trailer for Hot Fuzz was this, just with Shaun of the Dead. I was easily proven wrong.
posted by zombieflanders at 3:43 AM on May 10, 2013 [1 favorite]


I've kind of heard of Shaun of the Dead, and I've never heard of Hot Fuzz, so can I assume I'm going to have a fun weekend now? Torrent Powers ACTIVATE!
posted by Michael Roberts at 3:48 AM on May 10, 2013 [1 favorite]


I've kind of heard of Shaun of the Dead, and I've never heard of Hot Fuzz, so can I assume I'm going to have a fun weekend now? Torrent Powers ACTIVATE!

It will be a weekend with 4-5 hours of awesome.
posted by jaduncan at 4:32 AM on May 10, 2013 [1 favorite]


Squee!!!
posted by Vindaloo at 4:34 AM on May 10, 2013


I've kind of heard of Shaun of the Dead, and I've never heard of Hot Fuzz, so can I assume I'm going to have a fun weekend now?

Dude, if you lived anywhere near me, I would happily sit you down and put these on my big screen TV with surround sound.

Then we could go 'round to the pub and wait for this one to come out.
posted by never used baby shoes at 8:35 AM on May 10, 2013 [1 favorite]


THE GREATER GOOD.
posted by maryr at 8:39 AM on May 10, 2013


"What're you thinking?" "....Pub?"
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 8:54 AM on May 10, 2013


I am not only waiting eagerly for this, I'm waiting eagerly for the blooper reel because those are usually awesome.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 8:58 AM on May 10, 2013


I just realized this is coming out a month earlier in the UK than the US.

I'm not saying this is a valid justification for war, but...
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 9:05 AM on May 10, 2013 [1 favorite]


It's not war if we don't shoot, it's just a really friendly kind of invasion.
posted by The Whelk at 9:13 AM on May 10, 2013


Hot Fuzz fact: Yurp guy is The Hound.
posted by Artw at 9:17 AM on May 10, 2013 [4 favorites]


MIND... BLOWN.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:37 AM on May 10, 2013


Yurp guy is The Hound.

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!

EVERYTHING!!
posted by quin at 9:46 AM on May 10, 2013 [1 favorite]


Ermagherd... HERND!
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:26 AM on May 10, 2013 [2 favorites]


Yurp guy is The Hound.

"Killing's the sweetest thing there is."

"Yurp."
posted by never used baby shoes at 10:40 AM on May 10, 2013


....Sorry, this is bugging me - it's actually spelled "Yarp," with an "a".

"Yurp" would maybe be the sound of him throwing up, though.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 10:53 AM on May 10, 2013 [2 favorites]


Narp?
posted by never used baby shoes at 11:01 AM on May 10, 2013 [1 favorite]


Yarp.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 11:08 AM on May 10, 2013 [1 favorite]


I am not sure there is any science fiction show that would not be massively improved by having Simon Pegg and Nick Frost play bumbling goofball lead roles.

You've seen Hyperdrive, right? Nick Frost is the goofball lead of an Enterprise-esque cruiser out to further British business interests in deep space.
posted by FatherDagon at 11:24 AM on May 10, 2013 [2 favorites]


For Hyperdrive, it's all about Sandstrom getting chocolate. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while.

And the the ship computer's "Croooew" which once I hear it, I can't stop saying it.
posted by quin at 11:39 AM on May 10, 2013


I am not sure there is any science fiction show that would not be massively improved by having Simon Pegg and Nick Frost play bumbling goofball lead roles.

While not part of the Cornetto trilogy, I did rather enjoy Paul.
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:13 PM on May 10, 2013


....Sorry, this is bugging me - it's actually spelled "Yarp," with an "a".

Well... it's England, so the thing that is said as "Yarp" might well be written as "Yurp" or "Yarpmondeley" or "Magdayurpstonehaugh."
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 12:41 PM on May 10, 2013 [5 favorites]


If those were real English names they would be pronounced Yarply and Magshaw. It is a silly place.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 1:32 PM on May 10, 2013


If you hadn't rebelled, we wouldn't have taken away your collective ability to hear the Seven Secret Syllables. Haugh, Yurp, Psft, !'fflthwait, Birtwistle, Crimb, and Haugh II. It's your own fault you're missing out.
posted by forgetful snow at 1:33 PM on May 10, 2013 [4 favorites]


Simon Pegg has apparently just visited Seattle
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:54 PM on May 10, 2013


It's got red on it.
posted by Artw at 2:59 PM on May 10, 2013


It's got red on it.

I assume that will be the strapline if they ever make a Star Trek parody.
posted by jaduncan at 1:50 AM on May 11, 2013


OK, one down. I'm here to say that I should have watched this in 2004 because it felt derivative now - because everything else copies it. (Like reading the Lensman series and realizing EE Doc Smith invented the spy ray, you know?)

But hilarious! Especially the Queen number in the pub.
posted by Michael Roberts at 1:00 PM on May 11, 2013


You might also want to check out Spaced.
posted by the_artificer at 7:53 AM on May 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


Holy sweet Jesus Mary and all the saints in a handbasket Hot Fuzz is the best freaking movie I have seen since I imprinted on Blues Brothers and Ferris Buehler in high school. Words can simply not express the sheer awesome power of its awesome awesomeness.

Wow.
posted by Michael Roberts at 5:27 PM on May 13, 2013 [7 favorites]


And now you are enlightened.
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 5:29 PM on May 13, 2013 [3 favorites]


OK, the_artificer. Torrent powers activate! (I can't say how liberating it is not to live in the United States any more.)
posted by Michael Roberts at 5:30 PM on May 13, 2013


Well, Fish, for about one hour and 16 minutes it was quite an enjoyable little buddy movie and I actually left it paused at 20 minutes for about 26 hours. Then I got to 1:17 and the universe exploded.
posted by Michael Roberts at 5:31 PM on May 13, 2013 [1 favorite]


I woke up chuckling this morning and giggled in the shower.
posted by Michael Roberts at 12:22 AM on May 14, 2013


Now that you've watched those, Michael Roberts, try a hunt for some of the outtakes from their films. The outtakes for Hot Fuzz are especially fun.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 6:03 AM on May 14, 2013


Then I got to 1:17 and the universe exploded.


The little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
posted by never used baby shoes at 11:15 AM on May 14, 2013 [1 favorite]


Well, the_artificer, Spaced is not doing it for me. There's some funny stuff but it feels poorly paced and there's too much of that we're-English-and-therefore-awkward feeling about it. Maybe later eps are better. (I bailed shortly into the second.)
posted by Michael Roberts at 3:00 PM on May 14, 2013


Stick with Spaced for a bit longer. The second season is especially wonderful & clever.
posted by mochapickle at 5:40 PM on May 15, 2013


(Note: This comment contains Hot Fuzzy spoilers)

Hot Fuzz is the Chekov's Gun of movies. EVERYTHING comes back later, even things that seem like throwaway jokes. For example...
DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.
That's funny enough on its own. But what happens when they return to the village? They are first attacked by a farmer. And then, just when you think they're safe, who pops up?
posted by maryr at 11:24 AM on May 16, 2013 [2 favorites]


That entire act of the movie is one long stream of quotes from and references to the first two. It's beautiful.
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 12:19 PM on May 16, 2013 [2 favorites]


Speaking of which, nobody finished this off and it's been gnawing at the back of my mind.
THE GREATER GOOD.
posted by maryr
The greater good!
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 12:27 PM on May 16, 2013 [3 favorites]


Oh, shut it.
posted by never used baby shoes at 1:47 PM on May 16, 2013 [1 favorite]


THE GREATER GOOOOOOOOOD
posted by maryr at 9:19 PM on May 16, 2013


Crusty jugglers.
posted by never used baby shoes at 11:13 AM on May 17, 2013


New trailer went live today with obligatory dubstep.

By the power of Greyskull!
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 5:46 PM on May 22, 2013


Hot Fuzz: Iain Banks and Iain M Banks
posted by Artw at 5:56 PM on May 22, 2013


Hot Fuzz: Iain Banks and Iain M Banks

The last time I watched Hot Fuzz I geeked out about the fact that Turner(s) were reading Banks. Sadly, I was the only one in the room who did.
posted by never used baby shoes at 8:25 PM on May 24, 2013


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