Small Dogs In Big Wigs
May 17, 2013 2:29 PM   Subscribe

What was the hottest New York Fashion Week party? Why the first annual NYC Doggies & Tiaras Pageant of course. (NYmag.com/Slideshow)
posted by The Whelk (20 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 
Dog Show was reporting, not comedy.
posted by benito.strauss at 2:34 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


It's a testament to the quality of the internet that I spent a good 20 seconds staring at picture 14 trying to find the real yorkie.

I am now extremely disappointed.
posted by phunniemee at 2:36 PM on May 17, 2013




They are ugly, but it is nice to see pageant contestants with some body fat.
posted by munchingzombie at 3:01 PM on May 17, 2013


Aspen is my favorite. That face.
posted by Windigo at 3:04 PM on May 17, 2013


I would prefer to see dogs with chill vibes.
posted by knile at 3:08 PM on May 17, 2013


ok

so

the pug with the incognito celebrity sunglasses reduced me to tearful giggles, causing my boyfriend to sort of do the "ah-hah.. hah... is this really that funny?" laugh

later he remarked: "it seems like most of these people would be happier with rats"

and now I want to see a fancy rat beauty pageant
posted by kavasa at 3:10 PM on May 17, 2013


Fido: Duke, duke! Go check out pack leader!

Duke: What? Why?

Fido: JUST DO IT

[Duke goes into other room where pack leader is sitting, with Fido snickering behind]

Duke: bwahahaha! Where did you get that scent? She smells like a badger! With a fish!

Fido: She has no idea! She can't smell it!

Duke: I feel sort of bad for her, not knowing how funny she smells...

Fido: Oh come on. Let's get some chicken smell to put on her.

Duke: hahahaha!
posted by Philosopher Dirtbike at 3:33 PM on May 17, 2013


So many of their eyes cry out "rescue me from this." I will be haunted by that look tonight...
posted by lesbiassparrow at 3:37 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


How exactly does one make a wig stay on a dog? Because all I can think of is this scene from Scrooged.
posted by Dr. Zira at 3:37 PM on May 17, 2013


So many dogs and owners with identical expressions on their faces. I am lol.
posted by elizardbits at 4:55 PM on May 17, 2013


Do you people know how much time I devote to telling my newly acquired black pug how fucking cute he is? Cause it's quite a bit of my daily time. I'm telling him again now.

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 5:06 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


excuse me where the fuck are the photos of this ALLEGED ADORABLE PUG
posted by elizardbits at 5:14 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


okay i have been forced to google "adorable black pug puppy" and tl;dr i need to FPP this
posted by elizardbits at 5:36 PM on May 17, 2013


PUG FRIDAY. IT IS KNOWN.
posted by The Whelk at 5:37 PM on May 17, 2013


Gibbon, adorable black pug with bonus pictures of Binky the pug mix. Sorry, I was outside with my adorable dogs. Gibbon was busy being fucking cute.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 5:38 PM on May 17, 2013 [1 favorite]


screeeeem
posted by elizardbits at 5:39 PM on May 17, 2013


This is now a pug photo sharing site. Pass it on.m
posted by The Whelk at 5:40 PM on May 17, 2013


This is the exact face I was making while viewing these photos.
posted by elizardbits at 5:41 PM on May 17, 2013


Totally the best $83 I've spent this year.

Also, since I am a part-time groomer I can say in all seriousness that people really do have the tendency to look and act like their dogs just like in the beginning of 101 Dalmatians. That shit is real.

Additionally, these twizzlers are extra fresh.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 5:46 PM on May 17, 2013


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