This has to be the worse news of the millennium for Islam.
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105-Year-Old Texas Woman Reveals Bacon as her Secret behind Long Life A 105-year-old Texas woman has earned a place in almost all headlines by revealing the most unlikely secret to her long life.
Reports according to KRBC state that Cantrell's love for bacon grabbed the attention of the American meat and cold cut production company Oscar Mayer. A representative of the company was present at Cantrell's birthday. The spokesman reached her home in a Wienermobile and gave the 'bacon woman' a ride in the hot dog-shaped truck, gifting her tons of bacon, with more to come in the future.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Again, this is blurby news-of-the-weird, not good post material. -- cortex
Islam? Really?
posted by Curious Artificer at 12:29 PM on May 22, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Curious Artificer at 12:29 PM on May 22, 2013 [1 favorite]
I think you meant "worst." As in "this is the worst post title ever."
posted by cjorgensen at 12:31 PM on May 22, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by cjorgensen at 12:31 PM on May 22, 2013 [3 favorites]
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