Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
May 29, 2013 7:50 AM Subscribe
Almost, but not quite, eponysterical.
posted by smrtsch at 9:06 AM on May 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by smrtsch at 9:06 AM on May 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
A few weeks ago, I saw what I consider to be the platonic ideal of a dog dropping. Someone's mutt had made what looked to be a Celtic knot about 6"x6" or so. There truly was no beginning or end to it, a perfect Croation wattle, a Klein dookie. It was one of the few times I couldn't really blame the dog owner for leaving it out there. Hell, if it was my dog I'd have put a little plaque beside it commemorating the achievement.
Sadly a few days later someone at the complex went off the sidewalk just to get their bootprint in it. I sort of regret not getting a picture of it.
posted by mcrandello at 10:29 AM on May 29, 2013 [3 favorites]
Sadly a few days later someone at the complex went off the sidewalk just to get their bootprint in it. I sort of regret not getting a picture of it.
posted by mcrandello at 10:29 AM on May 29, 2013 [3 favorites]
TIL that a grown woman actually thinks green lipstick is her thing. But this was rather cute.
posted by Kokopuff at 11:03 AM on May 29, 2013
posted by Kokopuff at 11:03 AM on May 29, 2013
If I knew whose dog was leaving those presto logs in my front yard, I'd send him this PSA.
posted by leftcoastbob at 1:58 PM on May 29, 2013
posted by leftcoastbob at 1:58 PM on May 29, 2013
We literally just went through a local debate about dogs in parks. (They've been banned from city parks during summer months for years, which is apparently not that common a policy.) As a dog lover and a cyclist I definitely don't want them on the multi-use trails -- I know one of these days I'll get tangled in an extensible leash anyway -- and I'm not too keen on letting them everywhere in the parks, either. Conversely I support allowing them at our farmer's market as long as leashed.
But yeah, I live in a run-down neighborhood and the percentage of bag-carriers to dog-walkers is pretty low. We actually spent months trying to pressure a landlord to evict the dog-owner who basically let her pooch fill up the terrace with pile after pile of poop, only picking it up on a multi-month schedule, and creating brown and yellow spots of ice on the sidewalk during winter. P. effin' U.
posted by dhartung at 4:07 PM on May 29, 2013
But yeah, I live in a run-down neighborhood and the percentage of bag-carriers to dog-walkers is pretty low. We actually spent months trying to pressure a landlord to evict the dog-owner who basically let her pooch fill up the terrace with pile after pile of poop, only picking it up on a multi-month schedule, and creating brown and yellow spots of ice on the sidewalk during winter. P. effin' U.
posted by dhartung at 4:07 PM on May 29, 2013
Just so long as we all agree with my side in the Great Poop Bag In The Neighbor's Trash Can Debate.
posted by mediareport at 6:49 PM on May 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by mediareport at 6:49 PM on May 29, 2013 [1 favorite]
Guess whose sandal-wearing daughter skidded in poo on the school's baseball diamond today?
posted by peagood at 8:24 PM on May 29, 2013
posted by peagood at 8:24 PM on May 29, 2013
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