Kid: Would a barracuda kill you?
Eel-petter: No, probably just maim you. You wouldn't be doing much track & field after that.
Mom: You're really good with kids, you know?
Cool Papa Bell: I'm not sure I'd say "loves to be petted."
Tolerates being petted, maybe.
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