Comments on: Comments on 12909

Post number 12909

yevge — Wed, 05 Dec 2001 17:22:18 -0800

"Aiwa, Aiwa, Aaaaaiwaaaaaaa..." <-- yes that was a description of a love scene in a book. Check out a passage from the newly crowned winner of Worst Fictional SEX Scene in a Book.

By: riffola

riffola — Wed, 05 Dec 2001 17:32:10 -0800

I guess that's Aiwa™ sound. Sorry but I couldn't resist

By: LeLiLo

LeLiLo — Wed, 05 Dec 2001 17:41:31 -0800

Another view of the same event from London.

By: dlewis

dlewis — Wed, 05 Dec 2001 17:52:29 -0800

"Her hand is moving away from my knee and heading north ... And, like Sir Ranulph Fiennes, Pamela will not easily be discouraged." Hmm .. not the really the first person that pops into my mind when a lady shows interest.

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Wed, 05 Dec 2001 18:01:49 -0800

I saw that today, and was beaten to the punch with the mini audio system remark :-( I can't even remark upon the part about comparing lub makin' to a journey to the north pole!!! I am just. too. late.

By: arco

arco — Wed, 05 Dec 2001 18:27:50 -0800

toshibatoshibatoshibatoshibatoshibaSONYYYYYyyyyyyyyy **pant, pant** I-o-mega!

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Wed, 05 Dec 2001 19:08:09 -0800

It was a dark and stormy night but she had insisted on the vibrator... "My first night with Anastasia was the kind of magical, passionate ride that left me with my pants on the back of the kitchen chair, my underwear on the chandelier, my socks in the toilet, my hair on the door handle, half of my artificial leg somewhere in the pantry, my kidney in a Coleman ice chest on its way to the Moroccan black market, and my car in a Tijuana auto repair shop with new, red, diamond-tuck interior."

By: azazello

azazello — Wed, 05 Dec 2001 19:40:30 -0800

nice one arco :)

By: Dreama

Dreama — Thu, 06 Dec 2001 01:08:06 -0800

You know, the passage might not been so bad had the author been mindful of the fact that in terms sexual, it's typically the man who pitches tents. . .

By: Berend

Berend — Thu, 06 Dec 2001 04:44:10 -0800

End.

By: Sapphireblue

Sapphireblue — Thu, 06 Dec 2001 10:00:19 -0800

More of last year's winning passage: "It is time, time ... Now. Yes. She is so small and compact and yet she has all the necessary features ... Shall I compare thee to a Sony Walkman. She is his own Toshiba, his dinky little JVC, his sweet Aiwa ... Aiwa, aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh." So goofy it makes the North Pole look positively hot.

By: Dane

Dane — Thu, 06 Dec 2001 20:12:44 -0800

Pitching tents? Ha! We have no use for such things, thanks to the IceBox!