Puberty just got a lot rougher for Texan boys.
June 27, 2013 9:52 PM   Subscribe

Anti-masturbation law the heels of the failed Texas abortion bill. The bill becomes a law January 1st, 2014. Apparently male self-pleasure can mean two years in prison (where presumably, there will be no masturbation). The bill also requires men to sign an agreement that Viagra will only be used for sex with women.
posted by JV (2 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: hmm, looks like a fake news story/satire. -- mathowie



 
The fact that I pondered whether this might be true, before realizing it was satire is kind of troubling.
posted by Harpocrates at 9:55 PM on June 27, 2013 [7 favorites]


So does this law require Texan men to think of the kittens?
posted by orange swan at 9:57 PM on June 27, 2013


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