December 7, 2001

11:50 PM

Somebody get that man a Segway.Talk about a killer app.
posted by precipice (8 comments total)

Here's a link headline for ya- Who cares?
posted by Aikido at 12:32 AM on December 8, 2001

I'll never get sick of stories about Celebrities falling off things and hurting themselves.
posted by Newbornstranger at 1:42 AM on December 8, 2001

Apparently, Karma's a bitch.
posted by Optamystic at 3:27 AM on December 8, 2001

Wheels of Danger? Yes. "Dr. Ray Ricci, vice chair of the emergency medicine department at Hoag Memorial Presbyterian Hospital, in Newport Beach...has treated adults for scooter injuries, including a 48-year-old grandmother with a dislocated elbow and two intoxicated adults for minor abrasions."
posted by Carol Anne at 5:44 AM on December 8, 2001

Hey, I liked A.I.
posted by trioperative at 9:34 AM on December 8, 2001

48-year-old grandmother

that just doesn't sound right.
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 9:42 AM on December 8, 2001

It could have been worse. He could have run over Stephen King with that scooter. I just hope they were able to scramble around and dig up a bandage or two and not have to resort to paper towels and duct tape to tend to the wounds. You know how poor an area "The Hamptons" is.

Maybe we need a touching song written about the incident and sung by Celene Dion in order to raise awareness of scooter injuries that take so many lives of celebrities every year ?
posted by Greggbert at 1:10 PM on December 8, 2001

No, if he had run over Stephen King there would have been a crack about Christine.
posted by holloway at 3:34 PM on December 8, 2001