Cause somewhere in America, Miley Cyrus is still twerkin', HA! / Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk / Twerk, Miley, Miley, twerk / Twerk, Twerk, Miley, Miley, Miley, twerk / Twerk, yeah, uh-huh / Twerk, Miley, Miley, Miley / Only in America (youtube)
Stephie: So are we all set to get see The Postal Service?
Chance : Oh yeah. I found my favorite old cardigan to go with my hyperwashed v-neck
Stephie: Nice. And I just filled up the thermos with chamomile tea. Let's go get chillll
Chance : Oh boy I'm so excited! Here pass me the thermos.
Stephie: Here. Careful! It's still a little hot. Blow on it. Hey I wonder who the opening act is.
Chance : Yeah. I've never heard of Big Freedia. Sounds like world music??
BIG FREEDIA CONVENES ON STAGE AND BEGINS, MUSICO-SEXUAL CHAOS ENSUES
Stephie: What is this this, Chance?! What is happening...
Chance : I don't know! My body...it feels strange...must. Resist. Urge...to...TWEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKK
MEANWHILE ON A DISTANT PLANET
Luke : What's brong Ben?
Obi-wan: I've just felt a disturbance in the Force. As if a million butts cried out and then were silenced by superhot rhythms
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