OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
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Warning... Loud auto-playing audio.
posted by johnpowell at 10:01 PM on August 22, 2013 [1 favorite]


THAT'S WHY I'M SHOUTING
posted by boo_radley at 10:05 PM on August 22, 2013 [31 favorites]


(>^_^)> <(^_^<)
posted by m0nm0n at 10:11 PM on August 22, 2013 [3 favorites]


This is the best thing ever.
posted by Joe in Australia at 10:14 PM on August 22, 2013


The longer I watched that bear dance the more I thought: there's a repression there, a hidden madness. His dancing is so prim, so stiff, so aching to be perfect... but underneath that is desperation and mommy issues and a tendency to hallucinate... And the more I looked the more I thought that maybe I can sexually harass him enough that he'd break loose and have what it would take to be the lead in my next production, to be able to be both the brown bear and also the black bear at the same time in my daring new production of Bear Lake
posted by Kiablokirk at 10:21 PM on August 22, 2013 [12 favorites]


The bear cannot twist, but his moves are beautiful.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:24 PM on August 22, 2013 [1 favorite]


no music or (presumably) draggable dancer positioning in iOS. but, fuxake, who cares?
posted by mwhybark at 10:24 PM on August 22, 2013


Took me a while to find the resize tab in the bottom right of each frame. But now, it's ON.
posted by Wulfhere at 10:26 PM on August 22, 2013


YOU CAN CHANGE THE MUSIC, DANCEFLOOR AND ADD DANCERS FROM THE TOOLBAR.
posted by boo_radley at 10:32 PM on August 22, 2013 [2 favorites]


I REALLY LIKE THIS
posted by naju at 10:40 PM on August 22, 2013 [1 favorite]


I wanted to make fun of the fact that this was designed for a college-level class at Parsons, but well kid, you kind of knocked it out of the park. This makes me want to squee.
posted by phaedon at 10:41 PM on August 22, 2013 [3 favorites]


Is there a way to make a link to your setup?
posted by Joe Chip at 10:43 PM on August 22, 2013


Is there a way to build this into MetaFilter?
posted by phaedon at 10:46 PM on August 22, 2013 [20 favorites]


I REALLY LIKE THIS TOO (though I think Apple is just phoning it in. wtf, apple? Those moves are not exactly what I would call pomaceous.)
posted by taz at 10:52 PM on August 22, 2013 [2 favorites]


Can I see a hat wobble?
posted by neuromodulator at 10:54 PM on August 22, 2013 [4 favorites]


You can have multiples if you alternate your selections - Many Maranda.
posted by unliteral at 11:34 PM on August 22, 2013 [2 favorites]


FOR A GOOD TIME: Choose Charlie, and then Apple.
posted by GoingToShopping at 11:50 PM on August 22, 2013 [2 favorites]


I added everyone to the floor except for Forever Alone.
posted by panaceanot at 12:22 AM on August 23, 2013 [6 favorites]


I needed an excuse to be happy.
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 12:55 AM on August 23, 2013 [1 favorite]


It is Friday evening here in Melbourne, and my computer monitor is groovvviiin!
posted by Hello, I'm David McGahan at 1:11 AM on August 23, 2013


Could use a little more variety on the music loops (no Rickroll? no Gangnam?), and some of the characters are mislabeled... "Lil Guy" is Invader Zim's robot GIR in his 'dog suit' and "Charlie" is actually "5", a kid who explained his father was tired of names and gave all his kids names (one of the more bizarre things in the history of Peanuts)

I'm glad you can submit more dancing GIFs because there are so many other familiar possibilities... (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) and some less familiar but still semi-awesome... (1) (2) (this one's not really dancing, but he'll make you think he is)

Yes, I think I can bring this nonsense to a higher standard, and, yes, I have way too many animated GIFs.
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:15 AM on August 23, 2013 [5 favorites]


Someone please make the BMO Dance gif transparent for this, okay?
posted by Mizu at 1:18 AM on August 23, 2013 [1 favorite]


Wait wait BMO is already there! I hang my head in shame.
And then make an ALL BMO DANCE PARTY
posted by Mizu at 1:25 AM on August 23, 2013 [3 favorites]


oneswellfoop: "Could use a little more variety on the music loops "

I'm having more fun with it set to No Music and picking stuff from my own library. My dancefloor is currently packed and everyone is workin' it to Crystal Method's American Way.

I'm a little worried though that my laptop might overheat and burst into flames from the sheer awesome emanating from it.
posted by mannequito at 1:45 AM on August 23, 2013 [3 favorites]


No dancing spiderman?
posted by panaceanot at 3:17 AM on August 23, 2013 [1 favorite]


adds "little guy"
Hey! That's not "little guy"! That's GIR!
posted by smoothvirus at 3:53 AM on August 23, 2013


Here are some good dance party candidates.
posted by orme at 4:10 AM on August 23, 2013


No Stefon?
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 4:16 AM on August 23, 2013 [2 favorites]


Behold my new Firefox homepage, now and forever. I will no longer Google things, I will just ask Carlton about them and maybe he will consult the banana.
posted by mintcake! at 4:18 AM on August 23, 2013 [10 favorites]


i award this the Key to the Internet.
posted by echocollate at 5:39 AM on August 23, 2013 [5 favorites]


excellent way to start the day
posted by rmless at 6:02 AM on August 23, 2013


I anticipated that this was just going to be Hampsterdance quality, and was very pleasantly surprised.
posted by Going To Maine at 6:30 AM on August 23, 2013


Funny, I always heard OOONTZ OOONTZ as UMPF-CHE UMPF-CHE myself.
posted by St. Peepsburg at 7:00 AM on August 23, 2013


OONCE OONCE [previously]

this is the best thing ever and now my husband thinks i'm mental
posted by lonefrontranger at 7:24 AM on August 23, 2013 [3 favorites]


oh holy crap you can change the dancefloor... TO SUSHI

WHY IS THIS NOT A THING?! THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING RIGHT NOW!!
posted by lonefrontranger at 7:32 AM on August 23, 2013 [3 favorites]


WHAT? DID YOU SAY GIF? DON'T YOU MEAN GIF?
posted by Kabanos at 7:53 AM on August 23, 2013 [1 favorite]


Would be cool if you could throw some of Paolo Čerić's animated gifs into the background.
posted by Kabanos at 8:02 AM on August 23, 2013 [3 favorites]


I feel a sense of accomplishment, like the human race has reached the next step. Like this, this, is the future.
posted by eyeballkid at 8:50 AM on August 23, 2013 [2 favorites]


OH MY GOD, BOO, THIS IS THE BEST PARTY!
posted by EvaDestruction at 9:02 AM on August 23, 2013




Needs more Tayne!
posted by Rhomboid at 9:13 AM on August 23, 2013 [2 favorites]


Now I understand how Michaelangelo could spend 4 years painting the Sistene Chapel. Because once you've got all this important stuff to include, it just becomes so important to get it right down the finest detail.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:24 AM on August 23, 2013 [3 favorites]


Carlton! What are you doing to that Banana?!
posted by msbutah at 9:39 AM on August 23, 2013


This is...guys, this is...amazing...I...I...

[starts crying]

[also: boogies]
posted by maxwelton at 12:22 PM on August 23, 2013 [1 favorite]


my favorite is Carlton
|:{D
posted by Z. Aurelius Fraught at 1:08 PM on August 23, 2013


This is wonderful. All it needs is a touch of pixelly trombone Riker. Or maybe a whole dancefloor full.
posted by gamera at 1:18 PM on August 23, 2013 [1 favorite]




Why do I like this so much? Why do I just keep adding and rearranging and watching?
posted by Jalliah at 3:48 PM on August 23, 2013 [1 favorite]


I'm tired. I just came in from a riot. I have worked hard all week. I have drunk a few beers. THIS IS EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING.
posted by stonepharisee at 8:20 PM on August 23, 2013 [5 favorites]


stonepharisee: "I'm tired. I just came in from a riot. "

Wait, what?
posted by boo_radley at 2:00 PM on August 25, 2013


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