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August 27, 2013 11:34 AM   Subscribe

This is a game where you play as one of the greatest monsters of all time: your asshole cat. Via. (requires Unity)
posted by backseatpilot (37 comments total) 16 users marked this as a favorite

 
FPS controls with no mouse invert option....
posted by 256 at 11:45 AM on August 27, 2013 [4 favorites]


And, of course, we all know what "Unity" is. Well I don't. Would it break your jaw to give a little information here. Thanks.
posted by charlesminus at 11:47 AM on August 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


My friend posted this as a response when I shared the Dubstep Cat video from yesterday.
posted by tresbizzare at 11:48 AM on August 27, 2013


No poop in the closet option?
posted by leotrotsky at 11:54 AM on August 27, 2013 [6 favorites]


"no mouse invert option...."

Aaaahh! I hate that. And who are the crazy people who play games that way??
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 11:54 AM on August 27, 2013


Left-handed trackpad users need not apply.
posted by rocketpup at 11:56 AM on August 27, 2013


It does do me a little bit of good just to know that I'm not the only one whose cat is an asshole.

...but I bet mine's the biggest asshole of them all. He's a stone cold jerk.
posted by COBRA! at 11:57 AM on August 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Why can I not swat the paw using a left-click?
posted by mittens at 12:00 PM on August 27, 2013


And, of course, we all know what "Unity" is. Well I don't. Would it break your jaw to give a little information here. Thanks.

Think of Unity as, basically, Flash but in 3D. It's both a game development tool and a web plugin that allows you to play games built in Unity on your browser.
posted by cjelli at 12:01 PM on August 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


And, of course, we all know what "Unity" is. Well I don't. Would it break your jaw to give a little information here. Thanks.


cjelli beat me to it.

I use Unity all the time for my projects. It's real great. Easier to have someone play it in the browser than to ask them to pull down a 3mb game file.
posted by hellojed at 12:02 PM on August 27, 2013


I play FPS on PC with mouse and keys (as nature intended) and invert the vertical because that's how I learned. When forced to endure the inaccuracy, slow turning and huge hitboxes of the console FPS on a pad, I don't. Funny old world innit.
posted by GallonOfAlan at 12:02 PM on August 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Is there no peeing on things?
posted by dontoine at 12:06 PM on August 27, 2013 [7 favorites]


My record is 42, as the cat's leap is insane enough to reach the high shelves with all of the DVDs.

(I learned it from watching my own cat. He could teach a master class on knock crap off shelves.)
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 12:09 PM on August 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


My cats don't do this. Instead one of them has become the mistress of the threatening hork hork hork sounds at one am on a school night, somewhere in the vicinity of my bed. Few other sounds get me awake and alert as quickly as that one.
posted by MartinWisse at 12:27 PM on August 27, 2013 [9 favorites]


And, of course, we all know what "Unity" is. Well I don't. Would it break your jaw to give a little information here. Thanks.

This is literally the first thing I got when I typed "unity" and "video game" into Google.

Also, if you click on the link, there is a helpful note that tells you it requires the unity web player and if you click on it will install it.
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 12:28 PM on August 27, 2013


And, of course, we all know what "Unity" is. Well I don't. Would it break your jaw to give a little information here. Thanks.

Heh. Anyone mixing flash yet? A tiny bit?
posted by Artw at 12:29 PM on August 27, 2013


Man. Don't attempt this game if you are at all susceptible to vertigo or motion sickness.
posted by Thorzdad at 12:31 PM on August 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


Heh. Anyone mixing flash yet? A tiny bit?

Mix? No, but I follow it with a chaser.
posted by entropicamericana at 12:32 PM on August 27, 2013


I have no idea what is going on, I am awkwardly waving my kitteh paw and nothing makes sense and it's all very confusing.

this is so accurate
posted by elizardbits at 12:39 PM on August 27, 2013 [11 favorites]


Is there no peeing on things?

Honestly, this is a question that can be asked of a great many games.
posted by zombieflanders at 12:42 PM on August 27, 2013 [5 favorites]


When do the cats puke on a freshly cleaned sofa? Is that a right click or a lefty click?
posted by breadbox at 12:42 PM on August 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


No poop in the closet option?

"Pee in expensive shoes in closet" should also earn bonus points.
posted by longdaysjourney at 12:43 PM on August 27, 2013


Can't play right now but I am imagining Surgery Simulator but with a kitty paw.

Don't be too hard on Unity, it really allows game smaller development teams to focus on gameplay instead of the engine.
posted by Ad hominem at 12:45 PM on August 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


Where is the 4AM in the dark mode? Also it is not accurate the cat should be Black and named Rosie
posted by mrgroweler at 12:52 PM on August 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


which button do I press to rub my cat butt on a sleeping unsuspecting human
posted by elizardbits at 12:54 PM on August 27, 2013 [5 favorites]


Cats are entropy's little helpers.
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 12:58 PM on August 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


51. Don't forget the window sills and high shelves. You're a kitty. You can jump.
posted by leotrotsky at 1:00 PM on August 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Being a Linux user, I will just have to enjoy my real-life cats for the time being.
posted by Cookiebastard at 1:08 PM on August 27, 2013


Oh, that made me nauseous! I am not made to play video games.
posted by latkes at 1:27 PM on August 27, 2013


Oh, that made me nauseous! I am not made to play video games.

Nonsense! You've just unlocked the "Puked in an Inconvenient Location or Article of Clothing" achievement.
posted by zombieflanders at 1:30 PM on August 27, 2013 [6 favorites]


Hahahha, awesome. We play board games at our house and we joked about creating a Catzilla game where the cat is an integral part of the destruction of the board, because... DAMNIT CAT!
posted by symbioid at 1:33 PM on August 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


It also needs the "place dead animal on pillow" mode. Or "vomit mouse guts up to remind human to get mouse traps."
posted by Hactar at 1:43 PM on August 27, 2013


Is there no peeing on things?

Play Cryptworlds for that.
posted by hellojed at 1:55 PM on August 27, 2013


cjelli: "And, of course, we all know what "Unity" is. Well I don't. Would it break your jaw to give a little information here. Thanks.

Think of Unity as, basically, Flash but in 3D. It's both a game development tool and a web plugin that allows you to play games built in Unity on your browser.
"

I just jumped in to say YAY UNITY CALLOUT! as I spend time on Linux as well as Windows, and Unity refuses to put out a Web Player for Linux and I have wasted way too much time clicking on links here and there to discover "Not right now! It's Unity!"

Top link on Google for "unity" also.

So, here - Unity.
posted by Samizdata at 3:45 PM on August 27, 2013


FPS controls with no mouse invert option....

AS GOD INTENDED
posted by Pope Guilty at 6:13 PM on August 27, 2013


ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO POOP OUTSIDE!!
posted by PhoBWanKenobi at 6:29 PM on August 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


Now I know that swatting is highly vertigo-inducing! Much respect to your work, cats.
posted by ignignokt at 5:29 AM on August 28, 2013


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