December 17, 2001

5:17 AM

Did Al Qaeda mastermind the Heisel stadium disaster?...
posted by leafy (8 comments total)

I don't know, but I have it on good authority (the front page of the National Enquirer!) that Bin Laden was the mastermind behind the death of Princess Diana!
posted by straight at 7:02 AM on December 17, 2001

Don't be silly. Everyone knows that Diana died of "Carpool Tunnel Syndrome".
posted by Optamystic at 7:17 AM on December 17, 2001

Similar plots in Washington and Los Angeles were also foiled although one operative did successfully execute a plan to hurl a lobster at Chevvy Chase.

There is no excuse for being unfunny and a poor speller.
posted by ColdChef at 7:21 AM on December 17, 2001

Yeah, that was a pretty terrible link. Amateur hour.
posted by donkeyschlong at 11:39 AM on December 17, 2001

Does your name reflect anything about your personality? What a fucking snob. I wasn't aware that this was a 'professional' site. Fucking bleeding heart snob.
posted by leafy at 1:41 AM on December 18, 2001

donkeyprick
posted by crasspastor at 3:03 AM on December 18, 2001

Namecall all you want. The site's still not funny.
posted by ColdChef at 3:44 PM on December 18, 2001

Did Al Qaeda mastermind the Heisel stadium disaster?...

No.
posted by jpoulos at 6:30 AM on December 19, 2001