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Rocket frog takes a flying
posted by dov3 (64 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
 
Faker than the moon landing.
posted by mullacc at 1:53 PM on September 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


Jeb?
posted by The Tensor at 1:55 PM on September 12, 2013 [2 favorites]


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posted by foobaz at 1:56 PM on September 12, 2013


Rocket frog

burning up the lily pads

up there alone
posted by The Whelk at 1:56 PM on September 12, 2013 [8 favorites]


Previously.
posted by cjorgensen at 1:59 PM on September 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


What shirts does he wear? I have a deadline.
posted by thelonius at 1:59 PM on September 12, 2013 [11 favorites]


leap.

(for the benefit of those with OCD)
posted by Curious Artificer at 2:00 PM on September 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


When he hop he fly almost.
posted by moonmilk at 2:00 PM on September 12, 2013 [4 favorites]


.
posted by Wordshore at 2:01 PM on September 12, 2013 [2 favorites]


Hello, My Baby...
posted by jazon at 2:02 PM on September 12, 2013 [10 favorites]


Poor frog.
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 2:02 PM on September 12, 2013 [3 favorites]


Space bat! Never forget.
posted by CheeseDigestsAll at 2:03 PM on September 12, 2013 [7 favorites]


I have to go now, my planet needs me.

Note: Rocketfrog died on his way to his home planet.
posted by Rock Steady at 2:06 PM on September 12, 2013 [7 favorites]


GODSPEED FROG GLENN!
posted by vibrotronica at 2:07 PM on September 12, 2013 [2 favorites]


In space, no one can hear you ribbit.
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:07 PM on September 12, 2013 [2 favorites]


It's nice to know the other species' space programs are coming along nicely.
posted by The Whelk at 2:08 PM on September 12, 2013 [2 favorites]


It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's a frog!
posted by ogooglebar at 2:09 PM on September 12, 2013 [4 favorites]


By Brad Lendon, CNN
updated 11:07 AM EDT, Thu September 12, 2013 | Filed under: Innovations

posted by zeugitai_guy at 2:10 PM on September 12, 2013


So long and thanks for all the flies.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 2:12 PM on September 12, 2013 [7 favorites]


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posted by Cash4Lead at 2:16 PM on September 12, 2013


And the rockets' red glare, the frogs burning in air,
Gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there!
posted by Naberius at 2:16 PM on September 12, 2013 [4 favorites]


Don't forget me!
posted by Rock Steady at 2:17 PM on September 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


Wasteful government spending at its worst. There are many *far* more inexpensive ways to prepare frog legs.
posted by uosuaq at 2:19 PM on September 12, 2013


I'VE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE
posted by jquinby at 2:20 PM on September 12, 2013 [13 favorites]


Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle Frog has landed.
posted by Hairy Lobster at 2:21 PM on September 12, 2013


What's so amazing that keeps him stargazing, and what does he think he might see?
posted by gubo at 2:21 PM on September 12, 2013 [5 favorites]


I just feel bad for the frog.
posted by scratch at 2:22 PM on September 12, 2013 [7 favorites]


He unlocked the warp drive.
posted by Going To Maine at 2:23 PM on September 12, 2013


The best part about this pic to me is that our newest amphibionaut, in his or her last moments on Earth, is clearly assuming the "going out in a blaze of glory" posture. He's like Slim Pickins on the bomb, or Jimmy Cagney in White Heat.

"Made it, ma! Top of the world!"
posted by vibrotronica at 2:25 PM on September 12, 2013


Boldly going where no frog has gone before.
posted by Elly Vortex at 2:27 PM on September 12, 2013


Faker than the moon landing.

You shut your bore mouth.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 2:27 PM on September 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


Rocketfrog and Spacebat are heroes.

..sniff... poor lil' guys...
posted by aramaic at 2:29 PM on September 12, 2013 [2 favorites]


There is no proof that the amphibian in question is a frog.
How do you know it isn't Commander Toad in Space?
posted by Nanukthedog at 2:29 PM on September 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


Achievement unlocked.
posted by Kabanos at 2:30 PM on September 12, 2013


I'm working my way (slowly) through The Hydrogen Sonata right now, so every time I see news like this or about Voyager 1 making it to interstellar space, I wonder what Iain (M) would have thought of it all.

GSV When I Say Jump?
posted by fight or flight at 2:37 PM on September 12, 2013


So basically, young George W. Bush was more of a pioneering Homer Hickham?
posted by George_Spiggott at 2:46 PM on September 12, 2013


Kermit is really determined to stop this season's episodes of Pigs in Space.
posted by Joey Michaels at 2:47 PM on September 12, 2013


Houston, we have a froglem.
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:57 PM on September 12, 2013 [3 favorites]


On Phobos that frog would have achieved escape velocity.
posted by George_Spiggott at 3:00 PM on September 12, 2013 [2 favorites]


Hopkin! I founded him.
posted by roue at 3:04 PM on September 12, 2013 [5 favorites]


That's one hell of a grenouille launcher.
posted by Capt. Renault at 3:06 PM on September 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


Now, if it had been in a pan of water...
posted by George_Spiggott at 3:07 PM on September 12, 2013


That frog died a much more exciting death than the all the little frogs I've accidentally run over with the lawn mower.
posted by otters walk among us at 3:46 PM on September 12, 2013


I feel bad for the frog. But at the same time, I can't help but imagine it thinking "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
posted by sarcasticah at 4:09 PM on September 12, 2013


That's no frog. It's a space station.
posted by IvoShandor at 4:21 PM on September 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

I was thinking more along the lines of FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWKKKK!!!!!!!
posted by Big_B at 4:33 PM on September 12, 2013


In Soviet Russia, space frog...oh, never mind.
posted by 4ster at 4:48 PM on September 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


Crazy Frog
posted by charlie don't surf at 5:18 PM on September 12, 2013


I see what you did there, roue. Well played, my friend. Well played.
posted by flyingsquirrel at 5:43 PM on September 12, 2013


Leap velocity of frog from slowly boiling water: 0
Leap velocity of frog from quickly boiling water: 1
Leap velocity of frog from instantly boiling water: 1000000000


(I like this framework because it allows me to believe he/she is just energetically hightailing it for more comfy digs...)
posted by chortly at 7:04 PM on September 12, 2013


Goddamnit why WHY WHY do they have to pronounce that thing "laddie" instead of "lady"? WHY!?!?!
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 7:20 PM on September 12, 2013


exciting liftoff
a frog rides the shock wave up
whooosh!
posted by bashos_frog at 7:27 PM on September 12, 2013 [8 favorites]


I like the Christian Science Monitor's take: NASA Launches Rocket, Frog
posted by Going To Maine at 8:49 PM on September 12, 2013 [2 favorites]


exciting liftoff
a frog rides the shock wave up
whooosh!
posted by bashos_frog at 10:27 PM on September 12
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Joined: January 5, 2004


Nearly ten years in the making.
posted by Ironmouth at 9:13 PM on September 12, 2013 [5 favorites]


Mars ain't the kinda place to lay your eggs.
In fact, it's dry as Hell.
posted by CynicalKnight at 9:22 PM on September 12, 2013 [5 favorites]


Glory to the frog! :)
posted by johnsonDave at 11:23 PM on September 12, 2013


We're still as boys throwing stones in sport, I fear.
posted by scruss at 4:56 AM on September 13, 2013


My god... it's full of frogs!
posted by diocletian at 9:23 AM on September 13, 2013 [1 favorite]


Achievement unlocked.

The frog was trying to join Lamarr.
posted by homunculus at 1:22 PM on September 14, 2013






The sausage roll, the crisps and ginger biscuit were unscathed.
posted by charlie don't surf at 7:35 PM on September 16, 2013






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