Cats love to attack paper. Today, paper fights back.

September 17, 2013 6:43 AM

Ginger Cat versus The Paper Army [slyt | cute | via]
posted by quin (17 comments total)

One person's "cute" is another person's "carnage", evidently....
posted by HuronBob at 6:59 AM on September 17, 2013 [2 favorites]

I was falling asleep at my office desk. Thanks to this video, I'm now making productively making paper figures out of the printouts in the recycle bin.
posted by AlienGrace at 7:04 AM on September 17, 2013

Ginger cats are great . . . oh no! Look out, Ginger Cat!!!
posted by Curious Artificer at 7:04 AM on September 17, 2013

Paper Army is always going on with their anti-cat cant, but they are clearly the aggressors in this scenario.

In the interest of full disclosure, I am in the pocket of Big Cat.

Actually, he's quite a little cat, but I assume you appreciate the disclosure.
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:06 AM on September 17, 2013 [7 favorites]

The Complete Idiots Guide to Dating made me laugh.
posted by little_dog_laughing at 7:20 AM on September 17, 2013 [2 favorites]

The Complete Idiots Guide to Dating made me laugh.

Let's hope that is a book that just has printed on every page:

"Please don't"
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 7:22 AM on September 17, 2013 [1 favorite]

We are a Big Cat household.

Hey, she's on a diet.
posted by bonehead at 7:23 AM on September 17, 2013 [2 favorites]

Just look at them with their paper no-faces. Sick! Go, ginger cat!!
posted by Eicats at 7:59 AM on September 17, 2013 [2 favorites]

Why didn't they employ WMDs, like the vacuum, dropping silverware, or tiny drops of water from the sink?
posted by orme at 8:28 AM on September 17, 2013 [8 favorites]

I didn't see the "No ginger cats were harmed during the filming" disclaimer.
posted by leftcoastbob at 8:34 AM on September 17, 2013 [1 favorite]

Awwwwwe...some!
posted by Room 641-A at 8:53 AM on September 17, 2013

Ginger Cat Don't Care, Ginger Cat Don't Give A Shit!
posted by helmutdog at 9:42 AM on September 17, 2013

This is ridiculous. Obviously I adore it.
posted by jennaratrix at 11:18 AM on September 17, 2013

If Cat beats Paper, how does it do against Scissors or Rock? (or Spock or Lizard... it could replace the Lizard if it could give Spock a good scratching)
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:25 AM on September 17, 2013 [1 favorite]

The paper people should have deployed mouse bites.
posted by InsertNiftyNameHere at 8:56 PM on September 17, 2013 [1 favorite]

Everybody watched to the end of the credits, right?
posted by Lexica at 9:14 PM on September 17, 2013

Everybody watched to the end of the credits, right?

Yeah, the guy that dived at Ginger Cat died in a bowl of cat fooo.

Ginger Cat kicks licks butt!
posted by BlueHorse at 9:19 PM on September 17, 2013 [2 favorites]