Close your eyes. Everybody in this room, close your eyes. I'm not gonna do anything weird or s… s… sensual with you.
Close your eyes. We're gonna change some minds, right now.
Everybody close your eyes, OK? Close 'em. Seal 'em up. Seal 'em up good.
You, especially you. I want those eyes closed. Get on it. Make sure your friend has their eyes closed, too.
This is a pivotal moment, a pivotal moment, in human history. Right now, in this room, Dreexel [Drexel] University, TEDX! NEXT X! This is the time… to be doin' this.
Take this moment and breathe deeply, OK?
Neurons are firing in your brain, right now. You're more alert. You're astrally projecting. You're getting a little bit high on the sound of my voice. I have a nice timbre to it. I know that I'm a good public speaker.
[Cut to video of audience members giggling.]
You're drinking bullet proof coffee, and you don't even realize you're getting all JAGGED UP in the head listening to my presentation. You're gonna remember this forever.
2070! FUTURE. NOW. WHHHAAAT?!
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