To all unmarried ones

October 10, 2013 3:37 PM

Rich Serbian dude Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi is looking for a bride, and shows what he is about in this pictorial display of the lifestyle you can expect should you be the right lady.
posted by dry white toast (15 comments total)

This is going to become an annoying internet meme so fast it will make your head spin. I'm betting on either Mr Brzi in his full length fur coat being photoshopped into unlikely scenes, or other images (kittens, girls, light sabers) being 'shopped into his own unlikely scenes.
posted by chavenet at 3:41 PM on October 10, 2013

I feel pretty sure those have been around for like a decade now, unless there was some other dour Serb with a massive gilt complex.
posted by Wolfdog at 3:42 PM on October 10, 2013 [3 favorites]

So... whats with all of the bare mattresses? What exactly did he stain those sheets with?
posted by Aversion Therapy at 3:43 PM on October 10, 2013

Wherever you go, you can never escape Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi.
posted by deadwax at 3:43 PM on October 10, 2013

He'll take you on a gilt trip?
posted by deadwax at 3:43 PM on October 10, 2013

Must be pretty old since those pictures were taken with actual film.
posted by ryanrs at 3:43 PM on October 10, 2013

ryanrs: "Must be pretty old since those pictures were taken with actual film."

Or in Serbia.
posted by chavenet at 3:45 PM on October 10, 2013

If this isn't a double, I'll eat this comment. That is at least as old as "I KISS YOU".
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 3:45 PM on October 10, 2013

Man, post soviet monied taste is not just bad, it's so consistently bad and follows its own aesthetic rules and guidelines. It's super identifiable. If you're in NYC check out Onegin, the idea that a restaurant would need a bouncer and velvet rope* tells you everything you need to know.


*despite the fact that NO ONE IS EVER INSIDE. It's just a graveyard of big fakey looking moulding and crushed velour.
posted by The Whelk at 3:47 PM on October 10, 2013

( and yeah, this was a meme way back in the long ago time, when we had memepool and all your base and shit.)
posted by The Whelk at 3:48 PM on October 10, 2013 [1 favorite]

Double I think?
posted by KathrynT at 3:53 PM on October 10, 2013

What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
posted by carmicha at 3:54 PM on October 10, 2013

...the captions just write themselves, don't they?
posted by dbmcd at 3:55 PM on October 10, 2013

If you had told me that these were the pictures Abel Magwitch used to try to sell Satis House I would not have doubted you.
posted by Navelgazer at 3:55 PM on October 10, 2013

Why are there no sheets on the mattress, and plastic on all the furniture? Did he just sneak into an unoccupied house with several changes of clothes or what?
posted by xedrik at 3:55 PM on October 10, 2013