YAD KCOL SPAC

October 21, 2013 5:12 PM

OCTOBER 22 IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!! EVERY YEAR WE GET TOGETHER AND MAKE SALMON FOR TOAST, EVERY YEAR WE GET A CROCKETY BLOAT, EVERY YEAR WE GET DRUNK ON THE DOCKS, AND EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS!!!!
posted by dmd (403 comments total)

FUCK YEA!
posted by ZaneJ. at 5:14 PM on October 21, 2013

BOLD TEXT IS THE NEW CAPS LOCK
posted by mightygodking at 5:17 PM on October 21, 2013

It's still the 21st where I am. Sorry.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:17 PM on October 21, 2013 [8 favorites]

THINK LOCAL, CAPS GLOBAL
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 5:20 PM on October 21, 2013 [7 favorites]

I PASTED A UUENCODED GIF OF A CAPSLOCK KEY HERE BUT EVEN AT 1K IT WAS SO DAMN LONG IT WAS THREATENING TO BE TOO AWESOME FOR ALL OF YOU TO HANDLE.

GENJIANDPROUST THERE IS ONLY ONE TIME ZONE AND IT IS UTC ALL OTHERS ARE IMPERIALIST RUNNING DOG
posted by dmd at 5:21 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

OW MY VALVE
posted by disclaimer at 5:22 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

I AM COMMUTED TO EXCELLENCE
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posted by Teakettle at 5:23 PM on October 21, 2013 [10 favorites]

AND SPARKLE MOTION
posted by dmd at 5:24 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

THREADSITTTTINGGGGGGGGG
posted by dmd at 5:24 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

IDDQD
IDSPISPOPD
BFG
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:24 PM on October 21, 2013

CLICK [+] 2 ADD 2 FAVES
posted by Teakettle at 5:24 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

YAD COLL SPACK! YAD COLL SPACK! YAD COLL SPACK!
posted by Now there are two. There are two _______. at 5:28 PM on October 21, 2013

i pressed the caps lock keys on my laptop and my keyboard.

woot! double caps lock!
posted by double block and bleed at 5:28 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

I FEEL YOUR PAIN AT NOT BEING ABLE TO POST IMAGES I REMEMBER CAPS LOCK DAYS OF OLD WHEN THE PEOPLE HAD THE IMG TAG. WE GAVE UP OUR ETERNAL FREEDOM FOR A LITTLE TEMPORARY SECURITY. JUST LIKE NINE ELEVEN.
posted by save alive nothing that breatheth at 5:29 PM on October 21, 2013 [20 favorites]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I HOLD DOWN THE A KEY WHILE PRESSING CAPS LOCK
posted by ardgedee at 5:29 PM on October 21, 2013

RESTRICTION DISCO STILL IN EFFECT
posted by nonane at 5:30 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

HUGALUGAHHULG
posted by echocollate at 5:30 PM on October 21, 2013

I AM APOSTATE!!! CHROMEBOOKS DON'T HAVE A CAP LOCKS KEY (but there is a sneaky secret code)...
posted by jim in austin at 5:30 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

PARTEY TIEMS
posted by elizardbits at 5:30 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

I FIND DAVID SEDARIS OBNOXIOUS
posted by Teakettle at 5:30 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

it too early here tho
posted by elizardbits at 5:31 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

NEVERTHELESS I SHALL SHOUT BUTTS

"BUTTS"
posted by elizardbits at 5:31 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

OH MY GOD, THIS IS MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR. I WILL CELEBRATE EARLY.
posted by Apropos of Something at 5:32 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

WE ARE PLEASED WITH THE RETURN OF THE ROYAL CANTERLOCK VOICE AS WE SO MISS ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS AS SUCH.

PREPARE THINE EARS, FOR THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS HYPE TRAIN.
posted by cyberscythe at 5:33 PM on October 21, 2013 [5 favorites]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT TIME ZONE AM I LATE
posted by greasy_skillet at 5:35 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

CAPSLOCK INCEPTION:

COBB: MY WIFE IS DEAD. I MISS MY KIDS.

ARTHUR: LOOK HOW HOT I AM. ALSO, COBB, I AM YOUR FRIEND.

ADORABLE ELLEN PAGE: MY NAME IS ARIADNE. SYMBOLISM!

FISCHER: I HATE MY DAD. WAH WAH.

SAITO: YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY AND POWER. GIVE ME SOME?

COBB: WE CAN DO THAT WITH:

****THE POWER OF DREAMS****

DEEPER DEEPER DEEPER!

WHOOPS TOO DEEP. OH NO!

BUT EVERYTHING IS OK. OR IS IT?

BRRRRRAAAAAMMM

posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 5:38 PM on October 21, 2013 [20 favorites]

COMMENTING IN THIS THREAD FEELS LIKE TRYING TO HOLD A CONVERSATION IN A LOUD CLUB.

SORRY, I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!
posted by Hamusutaa at 5:38 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

DAY SPA CLOCK
posted by jquinby at 5:38 PM on October 21, 2013

"suck it"
- e.e. cummings
posted by mkultra at 5:41 PM on October 21, 2013 [18 favorites]

WWOOTT MOAR TOAST
posted by vrakatar at 5:41 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPS LOCK IS A MISNOMER BECAUSE IT SUGGESTS LOCKING DOWN OR OTHERWISE IMPRISONING CAPS BUT ACTUALLY YOU ARE UNLOCKING THE CAPS SO IT SHOULD REALLY BE CALLED CAPS UNLEASH OR CAPS FREEDOM BUTTON
posted by burnmp3s at 5:42 PM on October 21, 2013 [43 favorites]

I hate October 22.
posted by Midnight Rambler at 5:43 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

I AM DEVASTATED THAT THE FAMILY MATTERS WEB RING LINKS ARE BROKEN PLZ FIX IMMEDIATELY
posted by bleep at 5:44 PM on October 21, 2013

three hours sixteen minutes to go....
posted by JHarris at 5:44 PM on October 21, 2013

soon.
posted by Room 641-A at 5:44 PM on October 21, 2013

OMG IS IT OCTOBER 22ND ALREDY BECAUSE JUST THE OTHRE DAY I THINK THE 20TH I WAS SAYING WOW THE DAYS ARE GOING BYE SO FAST!!!
posted by A dead Quaker at 5:48 PM on October 21, 2013

IS IT OK IF I USE SHIFT?
posted by Skorgu at 5:48 PM on October 21, 2013

WAT DID THE HLETTER M SAY WHEN IT HAD GOODO FOOD??
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
posted by Teakettle at 5:48 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

OH MY GLOB YOU GUYS
posted by dipping_sauce at 5:49 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

GOOD NIGHT SWEAT PRINCE
posted by Skorgu at 5:50 PM on October 21, 2013

{text-transform: uppercase}
posted by Artw at 5:50 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

WE ARE HERE AT METAFILTER WHERE WE'VE SECRETLY REPLACED CAPS LOCK WITH STICKY KEYS

LET'S SEE IF ANYONE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE
posted by jason_steakums at 5:51 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

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posted by No Camped Art at 5:51 PM on October 21, 2013 [5 favorites]

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2006-2008 YOUR DOING IT WRONG, HAHA!!!
posted by A dead Quaker at 5:51 PM on October 21, 2013

I give to you the original appreciation of the shift key, "CAPITALS AT LAST," in which Archy the Cockroach can finally type in uppercase letters after years in lowercase at the typewriter of Don Marquis:

CAPITALS AT LAST

By Don Marquis, in “archys life of mehitabel,” 1933

I THOUGHT THAT SOME HISTORIC DAY
SHIFT KEYS WOULD LOCK IN SUCH A WAY
THAT MY POETIC FEET WOULD FALL
UPON EACH CLICKING CAPITAL
AND NOW FROM KEY TO KEY I CLIMB
TO WRITE MY GRATITUDE IN RHYME
YOU LITTLE KNOW WITH WHAT DELIGHT
THROUGHOUT THE LONG AND LONELY NIGHT
I’VE KICKED AND BUTTED (FOOT AND BEAN)
AGAINST THE KEYS OF YOUR MACHINE
TO TELL THE MOVING TALE OF ALL
THAT TO A COCKROACH MAY BEFALL
INDEED IF I COULD NOT HAVE HAD
SUCH OCCUPATION I’D BE MAD
AH FOR A SOUL LIKE MINE TO DWELL
WITHIN A COCKROACH THAT IS HELL
TO SCURRY FROM THE PLAYFUL CAT
TO DODGE THE INSECT EATING RAT
THE HUNGRY SPIDER TO EVADE
THE MOUSE THAT %)?) ) ” ” ” $$$ ((gee boss
what a jolt that cat mehitabel made
a jump for me
it kicked me right into the
mechanism where she
couldn’t reach me it
was nearly the death of little
archy that kick spurned me right
out of parnassus back into
the vers libre slums i lay
in behind the wires for an hour after
she left before i dared to get
out and finish i hate
cats say boss please lock the shift
key tight some night
i would like to tell the story of
my life all in capital
letters

archy

Archy the Cockroach, 2 KOOL 2B FORGOTTEN
posted by MonkeyToes at 5:52 PM on October 21, 2013 [26 favorites]

On Caps Lock Eve my family has a tradition of remembering all of the caps locks that came before us.
posted by etc. at 5:53 PM on October 21, 2013

DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
posted by Spatch at 5:53 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

e.e. cumming's ghost will not have any of this crap.
posted by zardoz at 5:53 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

KEEP CALM
&
CAPS LOCK!
posted by brevator at 5:56 PM on October 21, 2013

PENIS
posted by MillMan at 5:57 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

HAY GUYS WHAT IS THIS AND WHY IS YELLING
posted by Pink Fuzzy Bunny at 5:57 PM on October 21, 2013

HALF CAPS. HALF LOCK. ALL CAPS LOCK.
posted by Strange Interlude at 5:58 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

CAPS LOCK DAY IS SO COMMERCIAL

WE STILL CELEBRATE ILLUMINATED INITIAL CAPS DAY

HUNCHED OVER OUR PARCHMENT IN THE CANDLELIGHT

STROKIN' OUR BEARDS

SMUGGIN' UP THE JOINT
posted by jason_steakums at 5:58 PM on October 21, 2013 [9 favorites]

CAPS LOCK JOHN BOEHNER:

I WILL NEVER GIVE UP AND ALSO PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
posted by Apropos of Something at 5:59 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPS LOCK IS ALSO THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY SO I GET TO PRETEND ALL OF METAFILTER IS HELLA EXCITED ABOUT ME TURNING ONE YEAR OLDER

IN LIEU OF THAT, METAFILTER MAY BUY ME DRINKS
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 5:59 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE

LETS ALL GO TO CAPS TOWN
posted by JHarris at 6:01 PM on October 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

OH NO, NOT AGAIN!
I'M STUCK WITH A LOCKABLE FRIEND,
I'M CAPPY, HOPE YOU'RE CAPPY TOO.
posted by comealongpole at 6:01 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

RADIOMEN ARE THE ORIGINAL CAPS LOCK GUYS. THEIR TYPEWRITERS DIDN'T EVEN HAVE LOWERCASE.
posted by Grumpy old geek at 6:01 PM on October 21, 2013

OCTOBER 22ND IS ALSO WOMBAT DAY, STUTTERING AWARENESS DAY (so be careful what letters you repeat 120 times - A or M are okay, D or T you're making fun of stutterers) AND THE BIRTHDAY OF SOME AWESOME PEOPLE:

CURLY HOWARD

TIMOTHY LEARY

CHRISTOPHER "DOC BROWN" LLOYD

ANNETTE FUNICELLO

BOBBY FULLER

DEEPAK CHOPRA (meh)

JEFF GOLDBLUM

BOB "BETTER CALL SAUL" ODEKIRK

BRIAN BOITANO

JOHN WESLEY HARDING

CARLOS MENCIA (another meh)

SPIKE JONZE
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:02 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

I USED TO BE QUONSAR
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 6:06 PM on October 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

MASHED POTATO!!
posted by briank at 6:07 PM on October 21, 2013

THE HUNTERS RETURN WITH THE TRADITIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY FEAST, THE LOUDEST BEASTS OF THE FIELD AND THE AIR

A CHILD FASHIONS A KEYBOARD FROM A LENGTH OF DRIFTWOOD

AN OLD MAN YELLS AT A FIRE

THE BELLS PEAL IN THE OLD CAPS LOCK TOWER, SHAKING SOOT FROM CHIMNEYS FOR MILES AROUND

THE TOILS OF ANOTHER YEAR IN THE SHIFT MINES ARE REWARDED
posted by jason_steakums at 6:07 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE CAPS LOCK IS LIKE MODERN DAY TELEGRAMS STOP THIS IS ALTERNATELY COOL AND CREEPY STOP I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE SHOULD BE REPORTING THE TITANIC SUNK OR SOMETHING
posted by zombieflanders at 6:10 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
posted by comealongpole at 6:10 PM on October 21, 2013 [8 favorites]

⇪_⇪
posted by arrjay at 6:10 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

CAPS OFF DANCE OFF
posted by The Whelk at 6:10 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

I DON'T WANT TO BE A KHAKI SCOUT ANYMORE!
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 6:11 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

UNTO THEE I
BURN INCENSE
THE BOWL CACKLES
UPON THE GLOOM ARISE PURPLE PENCILS

FLUENT SPIRES OF FRAGRANCE
THE BOWL
SEETHES
A FLUTTER OF STARS

A TURBULENCE OF FORMS
DELIGHTFUL WITH INDEFINABLE FLOWERING,
THE AIR IS
DEEP WITH DESIRABLE FLOWERS

I THINK
THOU LOVEST INCENSE
FOR THE AMBIGUOUS FAINT ASPIRINGS
THE INDOLENT FRAIL ASCENSIONS,

OF THY SMILE RISES THE IMMACULATE
SORROW
OF THY LOW
HAIR FLUTTER THE LEVEL LITANIES

UNTO THEE I BURN
INCENSE,OVER THE DIM SMOKE
STAINING MY LIPS ARE VAGUE WITH
ECSTASY MY PALPATING BREASTS INHALE THE

SLOW
SUPPLE
FLOWER
OF THY BEAUTY,MY HEART DISCOVERS THEE

UNTO
WHOM I
BURN
OLBANUM
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:12 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

CAPS ON, PANTS OFF
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:12 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAPS LOCK THIS IS JUST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TYPE REALLY HARD AND IM TYPING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
posted by drinkyclown at 6:12 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

This is why we can't have nice things.
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:13 PM on October 21, 2013

E E CAPPINGS IN DA HOUSE
posted by comealongpole at 6:13 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL CAPS DAY TOMORROW BUT GETTING READY IN <SMALL> CAPS WHILE I WAIT.
posted by wenestvedt at 6:14 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

☃҉ MILLION SNOWMAN MARCH
posted by No Camped Art at 6:14 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE
posted by The Whelk at 6:14 PM on October 21, 2013 [13 favorites]

HI I'M RANDY! I'M A BANDICOOT!
posted by Woodroar at 6:15 PM on October 21, 2013

WHAT ABOUT cAMELcASE DAY OH WAT
posted by slightlybewildered at 6:15 PM on October 21, 2013

HEY LISTEN
posted by The Whelk at 6:15 PM on October 21, 2013

"COMMENTING IN THIS THREAD FEELS LIKE TRYING TO HOLD A CONVERSATION IN A LOUD CLUB.

SORRY, I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

OH WOW OK THAT'S REALLY GREAT. WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT GOLD CRUSTACEANS IN A CLOUD TUB?
posted by raztaj at 6:15 PM on October 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

IS IT OK IF I USE SHIFT?

NO YOU ARE A POSER.

BUT OK, CLOSE ENOUGH.
posted by wenestvedt at 6:16 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

IF I REARRANGE CAPS LOCK, I GET CLOCK SPA.

IF YOU REARRANGE CAPS LOCK, YOU GET SOCK CLAP.

YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:16 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

ABOVE THE SUSURRUS OF CHICLET KEYBOARDS, THE OLD MODEL M CRASHES LIKE THUNDER

I SPOT MY NEMESIS ACROSS THE FIELD OF COMMENTS

WE ADVANCE

WE LOCK CAPS

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO YELL
posted by jason_steakums at 6:16 PM on October 21, 2013 [5 favorites]

ARE WE IN A LOUD CLUB?

OMG WHAT IS HE WEARING

SERIOUSLY FOURTEEN BUCKS FIR A GIN AND TONIC?

THERE ARE FORTY THIUSAND PEOPLE IN LINE FOR THE BATHROOM AND HALF OF THEM ARE THROWING UP.

WHAY ?DID YOU SAY DRUGS CAUSE IM PRETTY SURE I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY YU HAVE DRUGS.
posted by The Whelk at 6:17 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

I WAS TALKING TO A GUY TODAY FOR A FULL THIRTY MINTUTES BEFORE I REALIZED HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS FRONT TEETH AND I THOUGHT OF YOU METAFILTER.
posted by The Whelk at 6:18 PM on October 21, 2013 [14 favorites]

FOOT OFF THE PEDAL DOING 70 ON THE INTERWEBS
posted by Valued Customer at 6:18 PM on October 21, 2013

AND NOW, THE METAFILTER ELOCUTION SOCIETY SHOUTS THE WORKS OF E.E. CUMMINGS.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:18 PM on October 21, 2013 [7 favorites]

STAGE WHISPER
posted by islander at 6:20 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

KEEP CLAM

AND

EAT HAM
posted by elizardbits at 6:21 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

Glancing through this thread makes me feel like I'm reading Pokey the Penguin transcripts.
posted by detachd at 6:23 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

WHAT DOES THE BOX SAY?
posted by The Whelk at 6:23 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE CAPS LOCK IS LIKE MODERN DAY TELEGRAMS STOP

THERE WAS A GUY ON THE RADIO WHO USED TO READ OUT URLS AND EMAIL ADDRESSES USING QUOTE STOP UNQUOTE FOR QUOTE DOT UNQUOTE BECAUSE HE WAS OLD AND CONTRARY LIKE THAT STOP I BELIEVE I IMITATED IT FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I WAS YOUNG AND CONTRARY LIKE THAT STOP AS I RECALL IT WON NEITHER OF US KUDOS STOP

WWW STOP METAFILTER STOP COM FTW
posted by comealongpole at 6:23 PM on October 21, 2013 [7 favorites]

HULLO HULLO WHAT GOES ON HERE
posted by madamjujujive at 6:23 PM on October 21, 2013

I LIKE TO CAPS IT, CAPS IT.
I LIKE TO CAPS IT, CAPS IT.
I LIKE TO CAPS IT, CAPS IT.
YA LIKE TO, CAPS IT
posted by Trivia Newton John at 6:24 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

- I AM WATCHING THIS SHOW ABOUT KGB AGENTS
- I WOULD BE ANTSY TOO AROUND ALL THOSE BEES
- WHAT

SHE THOUGHT I SAID CAGEY BEE AGENTS
posted by Zerowensboring at 6:24 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

CAPS LOCK DAY IS BUT ANOTHER INSTRUMENT OF THE GLOBAL BANKING CARTEL TO KEEP THE LOW CLASSES AMUSED. WE ARE NOT SLAVES.
posted by bukvich at 6:25 PM on October 21, 2013

IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING IN THE FUTURE AND GET TO CELEBRATE CAPS LOCK DAY FOR MORE THAN JUST A DAY WHICH IS PRETTY AWESOME IN MY BOOK.
posted by rtha at 6:27 PM on October 21, 2013

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT A CROCKETY BLOAT IS
posted by Faint of Butt at 6:30 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

WHAT DOES THE BOX SAY

G҉E҉R҉I҉N҉G҉D҉I҉N҉G҉ D҉I҉N҉G҉ D҉I҉N҉G҉ D҉A҉ D҉I҉N҉G҉ D҉A҉ D҉I҉N҉G҉ D҉A҉ D҉I҉N҉G҉
posted by No Camped Art at 6:30 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE

JHARRIS WHAT IS THAT PRETTY TILTY FONT YOUR USING? SO KEWL
posted by madamjujujive at 6:31 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT A CROCKETY BLOAT IS

HAVE YOU SEEN DON JOHNSON LATELY? IN MIAMI VICE HE WAS CROCKETT, NOW HE'S BLOATED.
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:33 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

ALL CAPS ON MY CELLPHONE.

WEKCOME TO THE FUTURE!!!!!@@@@
posted by oddman at 6:34 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

AND NOW, THE METAFILTER ELECTROOCUTION SOCIETY SHOUTS... zzzzzzz.... AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:35 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

ＣＡＰＳ　ＬＯＣＫ　ＩＳ　ＮＯＴ　ＥＮＯＵＧＨ
posted by dmd at 6:36 PM on October 21, 2013 [7 favorites]

IT FEELS LIKE THIS HAPPENS A LOT MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR OR MAYBE I'M JUST GETTING OLD.
posted by swift at 6:36 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

IN A CAPS LOCK TOWN, A DEAD END WORLD
THE EAST END BOYS AND CAPS LOCK GIRLS
CAPS LOCK GIRLS
posted by mogget at 6:37 PM on October 21, 2013 [13 favorites]

CAPS LOCKERS FOR SALE - ENSURE THE SAFETYE OF YOUR CAPS IN THEIR TYME OF NEEDE

NOW 100% BACKED BY GLENN BECK'S GOLD CAPS JUST DEWE ITTE

YOU'LL LOVE IT IT'S A WAY OF LIFE
posted by mintcake! at 6:37 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

MALE PENIAL AREA
posted by capricorn at 6:38 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

DMD STOP DESIGNING ALBUM COVERS FOR THE CULT

TODAY IS A DAY OF REST

AND CAPS
posted by mintcake! at 6:38 PM on October 21, 2013

THEY ROUSED HIM WITH MUFFINS--THEY ROUSED HIM WITH ICE--
THEY ROUSED HIM WITH MUSTARD AND CRESS--
THEY ROUSED HIM WITH JAM AND JUDICIOUS ADVICE--
THEY SET HIM CONUNDRUMS TO GUESS.

WHEN AT LENGTH HE SAT UP AND WAS ABLE TO SPEAK,
HIS SAD STORY HE OFFERED TO TELL;
AND THE BELLMAN CRIED "SILENCE! NOT EVEN A SHRIEK!"
AND EXCITEDLY TINGLED HIS BELL.
posted by jenkinsEar at 6:40 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT
MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER BY THIS CAPS LOCK DAY
posted by mogget at 6:42 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

CAPS LOCK GRAVITY

MATT KAPWALSKI: HOUSTON, I AM CHARMING AS FUCK.

SANDRA: JUST A DOCTOR FOR SOME REASON.

MATT: SHIT SHIT SHIT YOU GUYS GET IN THE SPACESHIP.

***SPACE DEBRIS DONT GIVE A FUCK***

SANDRA: COME FIND ME PLEASE

MATT: GOTCHA. LEMME DRAG YOU OVER TO SAPCE STATION. CEPT NOW IM OUTTA GAS, SO GRAB ON WHEN WE PASS BY.

***SPACE DEBRA STILL DONT GIVE A FUCK***

SANDRA: SORRY, DUDE, ANGULAR VELOCITY'S A BITCH OR SOMETHING. IMMA GO TO CHINA. AH FUCK, NOW IM OUTTA GAS.

GHOST MATT: HERES VODKA AND LANDING JETS.

SANDRA: OH SHIT THANX.

UNUQQIAK OR SOME SHIT: WAMANAPAKEESAI?

SANDRA: HERE I COME...

***OCEAN'S LIKE, IM STILL PRETTY BAD ASS***

SANDRA: I HAS SWIMMING AND MOOSHY SAND.

END
posted by Rock Steady at 6:43 PM on October 21, 2013 [11 favorites]

THAT WICH IS NOT DEAF MAY ETERNAL LIE AND IN SHOUTING EFEN DEAF MAY DIE. HAIL CTHAPSLOCKLU!
posted by KingEdRa at 6:43 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

WHEN THIS HAPPENS ON WOW WE CALL IT CAPSLOCK AUTOPILOT OMFG I'M GOING TO GANK THAT MFING ROGUE!
posted by headspace at 6:45 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

WUT
posted by zombieflanders at 6:45 PM on October 21, 2013

what
posted by elizardbits at 6:46 PM on October 21, 2013

EVERY TIME YOU CAPS LOCK A UNICORN PUKES A RAINBOW
posted by byanyothername at 6:46 PM on October 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

oh god im 28 and what is this
posted by notpace at 6:47 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS



I HAVE SCOTCH
posted by louche mustachio at 6:47 PM on October 21, 2013 [5 favorites]

TEAKETTLE YOU ARE GOING TO GET A SPANKING



NOT THE FUN KIND EITHER
posted by louche mustachio at 6:48 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

Mod note: COMMENT REMOVED - COPYPASTA NOT CONSIDERED SPORTING. TRY SOMETHING ELSE?
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 6:49 PM on October 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

I HAVE PUT UP THE CAPSLOCK TREE; SALMON ON TOAST IS SITTING BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE. LUCKILY THE CHIMNEY IS NOT UP TO CODE OR ELSE THIS WOULDN'T BE A VALID EXPRESSION OF THE HOLIDAY.
posted by Stynxno at 6:49 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

[COMMENT REMOVED - COPYPASTA NOT CONSIDERED SPORTING. TRY SOMETHING ELSE?]
posted by jessamyn at 9:49 PM on October 21 [+] [!]
posted by Teakettle at 6:51 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

CAPSLOCK SHARKNADO

...PRETTY MUCH JUST NORMAL SHARKNADO.
posted by Rock Steady at 6:51 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

I'VE NOT PARTICIPATED BEFORE




AM I PERFORMING ADEQUATELY
posted by chinesefood at 6:51 PM on October 21, 2013

UNUQQIAK OR SOME SHIT: WAMANAPAKEESAI?

I GET FIJI AGAIN!!
posted by Spatch at 6:52 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

THERE AINT MUCH TO IT CHINESEFOOD
posted by Rock Steady at 6:53 PM on October 21, 2013

TODAY, WE ARE CANCELING THE CAPSLOCKPOCALYPSE!
posted by mogget at 6:53 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by davros42 at 6:53 PM on October 21, 2013 [5 favorites]

I mapped my caps lock key to the control key, I'm a PARTY POOPER I THOUGHT WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING
posted by oceanjesse at 6:54 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

LOOK MA -- NO MINUSCULE!
posted by datawrangler at 6:54 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

IM NOT IN THIS YEAR
IM OUT
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:55 PM on October 21, 2013

RIP JOHNNY DEPP
KILLED BY WASPS

ANOTHER GREAT JOKE THAT JUST GETS BETTER WITH AGE
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:56 PM on October 21, 2013

I PUT MY CAPS UP ON AN AUTUMN DAY WHEN THE MODS WHERE GONE
I MADE A SELF-LINK, FLAMED OUT, LINKED TO REDDIT, I WATCHED AND LET IT BURN
I RE-BLOGGED WITHOUT ATTRIBUTION

I DON'T CAPS

(I fave it)
posted by The Whelk at 6:57 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

DMD, I DOUBT IT.
posted by sparklemotion at 6:57 PM on October 21, 2013

I THOUGHT MY PHONE WAS BROKEN FER CERTAIN. NOT NICE, TEAKETTLE.
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 6:57 PM on October 21, 2013

SENT A TEXT TODAY IN THE STYLE OF A TELEGRAM STOP DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT WAS CAPS LOCK DAY STOP
posted by Mister Moofoo at 6:57 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
DAN!






DAN!
posted by Zerowensboring at 6:58 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE'S FOLLOWING THE #SEXYCOMEDIANS HASHTAG ON TWITTER BUT ITS ONLY ME AND IT IS TERRIBLY UNFUNNY AND I CANT STOP DOING IT
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:58 PM on October 21, 2013

FROM NOW ON I'M ONLY MAKING POSTS ABOUT FANFICTION

STOP ME I DARE YOU
posted by The Whelk at 6:58 PM on October 21, 2013

RICK
RICK
RICK
RICK
RICK
RICK

I FOUND A NEW KEY ON THE KEYBOARD RICK
posted by Spatch at 6:59 PM on October 21, 2013 [19 favorites]

HERE IN MY CAPS
WHERE LANGUAGE BREAKS DOWN
WILL YOU READ ALL MY WORDS
IF I TYPE THEM ALL OUT IN CAPS?
posted by comealongpole at 6:59 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

ALLAN!
ALLAN!
ALLAN!
ALLAN!
posted by datawrangler at 6:59 PM on October 21, 2013 [5 favorites]

CAPS LOCK ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

PIPER: IM GOING TO JAIL, YALL, BUT ITS FINE. IM RICH AND WHITE. GOOD THING MY LESBIAN EX WONT BE THERE.

THAT 70S GIRL: HI HONEY

PIPER: AH, SHIT.

CAPTAIN RUSSIAN: NO SOUP FOR YOU

PREGNANT: HEY I GOT GUARD-KNOCKED-UP.

CRAZYEYES: I LU YOU, BOO

***CURISTMAS PAGEANT OR SOMETHING?***

PIPER: HEY BOY, THIS LDR ISNT WORKING OUT FOR ME.

AMERICAN PIE: *SIGH* OK, SORRY.

END?
posted by Rock Steady at 6:59 PM on October 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

IN THE LONGBOATS WE USED TO COME AND PLAY
ALL THE MEMBERS, EVERY SATURDAY


COME CAPS LOCK

IT'S ONLY NATURAL.
posted by The Whelk at 7:00 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

ωнαт'ѕ тнιѕ вυттσи ∂σ؟





◊◊ㄕㄅ




ṉøτhïṉģ ïṡ ώɾøṉģ сøṉτïṉυε сαρṡ løсќ ḋαÿ
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:01 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

01110001 01001 01001 01001 0100011100010 101001 010 100110101 1010110 1010100101 10101000101010010101011011 11010100101 10 1010101 01 0101010 00000 10100111 1 1010 10 110 10100100101!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:03 PM on October 21, 2013

ṉøτhïṉģ ïṡ ώɾøṉģ сøṉτïṉυε сαρṡ løсќ ḋαÿ

CTHULHU?
posted by datawrangler at 7:03 PM on October 21, 2013

“EVERYBODY KNOWS THE THING ABOUT AN INFINITE NUMBER OF MONKEYS," FENIG SAID. "AN INFINITE NUMBER OF MONKEYS IS PUT TO WORK AT AN INFINITE NUMBER OF TYPEWRITERS AND EVENTUALLY ONE OF THEM REPRODUCES A GREAT WORK OF LITERATURE. IN WHAT LANGUAGE I DON'T KNOW. BUT WHAT ABOUT AN INFINITE NUMBER OF WRITERS IN AN INFINITE NUMBER OF CAGES? WOULD THEY MAKE ON MONKEY SOUND? ONE GENUINE CHIMP NOISE? WOULD THEY EVENTUALLY SWING BY THEIR TOES FROM AN INFINITE NUMBER OF MONKEY BARS? WOULD THEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT? IT'S ACADEMIC, YOU SAY. YOU MAY BE RIGHT.”
posted by jenkinsEar at 7:04 PM on October 21, 2013

WELL THEY YELLED THROUGH THE BRIARS AND THEY YELLED THROUGH THE BRAMBLES
AND THEY YELLED THROUGH THE BUSHES WHERE A RABBIT COULDN'T GO
posted by Spatch at 7:04 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

CATS AND DUCKS AND GEESE BETTER SCURRY WHEN I GET YOU OUT IN A SURREY
posted by The Whelk at 7:05 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

WE WHERE MERELY FRSHMEN
posted by The Whelk at 7:05 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

TUSK!
posted by Spatch at 7:05 PM on October 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

OH SUSANNA DON'T YOU CRY FOR ME, FOR I COME FORM ALAMBANY WITH A BANJO ON MY KNEE
posted by The Whelk at 7:06 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

SO I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS ONE DAY
THIS GIRL COMES UP TO ME SHE SAYS I LIKE YOUR EYES
SO I GAVE THEM TO HER AND NOW SHE IS MY DAUGHTER
LIFE IS LIKE A SEBACEOUS CYST AND I AM THE DERMATOLOGIST
posted by fungible at 7:06 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

TUSK
posted by The Whelk at 7:06 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

...AS I SPEND MY EVENING CLICKING THE "SHOW MORE COMMENTS" BUTTON...
posted by datawrangler at 7:06 PM on October 21, 2013

GIVES A NEW MEANIGN TO FRINGE BENEFITS






JUDD :(
posted by Teakettle at 7:06 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

IT'S A JUNKIE DRESSED AS A PANDA.

NO, IT'S A FURRY WITH A SYRINGE ON TOP.
posted by jenkinsEar at 7:06 PM on October 21, 2013 [7 favorites]

OKLA HOMOS, OK.
posted by The Whelk at 7:06 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

NO, IT'S A FURRY WITH A SYRINGE ON TOP.

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN SOMEWHERE
posted by Spatch at 7:07 PM on October 21, 2013

drop your soCks And grab your clocks
droP your Socks and grab your cLOCKs
Drop your socks And grab Your clocks

THIS IS CORRECT, NO??????
posted by notpace at 7:07 PM on October 21, 2013

________________________
posted by davros42 at 7:07 PM on October 21, 2013

THE GRASS IS AS HIGH AS A HEFFALUMPS EYE
posted by jenkinsEar at 7:07 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPS LOCKERS HATE HIM
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:07 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

SOME CAPS LOCKED EVENING

YOU WILL SCREAM AT A STRANGER
posted by The Whelk at 7:08 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

ALL AT ONCE AM I SEVERAL STORIES HIGH
KNOWING I'M YELLING ON THE STREET WHERE YOU LIVE
posted by Spatch at 7:09 PM on October 21, 2013

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE

WITH THE SOUND OF MUCUS
posted by jenkinsEar at 7:10 PM on October 21, 2013

SCREAM AT ME ONCE SCREAM AT ME TWICE, BELLOW ONCE AGAIN

IT'S BEEN A LONG, LOUD TIME
posted by The Whelk at 7:10 PM on October 21, 2013

My wife thought I said "Cat Sloth" day. She is extremely disappointed as she loves both those things and hoped they might be combined in surprising and adorable ways.

(into next room)

TOMORROW IS CAPS LOCK DAY

WHAT?

CAPS LOCK DAY!

WHAT? CAT SLOTH DAY?

CAPS LOCK DAY!

WHAT? CAT SLOTH DAY?
posted by freecellwizard at 7:11 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

EVERY DAY IS CAT SLOTH DAY at my house, at least
posted by pompomtom at 7:12 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

EVERY DAY IS CAT SLOTH DAY
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:12 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

SEE? EVERYBODY KNOW IT.
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:13 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

OH ALSO THIS HAS BEEN BUGGING ME ON THE REWATCH, HOW THE HELL WAS DR. SUTCLIFF GOING TO PUBLISH HIS FINDINGS ON WILL'S UNTREATED ENCEPHALITIS? HOW IS THAT NOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO BEING STRIPPED OF YOUR LICENSE AND PUT INTO JAIL? WHAT JOURNAL IS GOING TO ACCEPT HIS PAPER: THE NEW ENGLAND RECORD OF MAD SCIENCE?
posted by The Whelk at 7:13 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS JUST BEGINNING.
posted by hellojed at 7:13 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPS LOCKERS HATE HIM

DID SOMEONE SAY "THE LOCKERS?" (SLYT)
posted by datawrangler at 7:14 PM on October 21, 2013

єvєrч dαч ís чσgsσggσth dαч
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:14 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

ѕσяяу
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:14 PM on October 21, 2013

POTOMAC YOUR CAPS ARE BROKEN WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF MINE?
posted by bethnull at 7:15 PM on October 21, 2013

AW CRAP IT'S TOMORROW STOP IM HAPPY ABOUT IT ANYWAY STOP
posted by Mister Moofoo at 7:16 PM on October 21, 2013

CAN YOU SCREAM, SUCKAS?
I SAY THE FUTURE IS OURS... IF YOU CAN SCREAM
posted by Spatch at 7:16 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPS LOCK DAY LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS AND DIRE SUMMONING CRYSTALS.
posted by The Whelk at 7:16 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

THERE IS BEAUTY IN THE BELLY OF THE BLAST
THERE IS GRANDEUR IN THE GROWLING OF THE GALE
THERE IS ELOQUENT OUTPOURING
WHEN THE LION IS A-ROARING
AND THE TIGER IS A-LASHING OF HIS CAPS LOCK

YES, I LIKE TO SEE A TIGER
FROM THE CONGO OR THE NIGER
AND ESPECIALLY WHEN LASHING OF HIS CAPS LOCK
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:17 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE HAS BEEN OPTIONED FOR A SEQUEL
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:17 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPS LOCK HISTORY

ALL CAPS ABBREVIATIONS AND ACRONYMS ARE A RECENT ADDITION TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. THEY WERE RARELY USED PRIOR TO THE 20TH CENTURY, BUT EXPLODED IN USE DUE TO THE WIDESPREAD ADOPTION OF THE PRACTICE BY AN EXPANDING US GOVERNMENT AND ITS MILITARY. ACRONYMS WERE USED TO SHORTEN MULTI-WORD NAMES FOR INITIATIVES AND FREQUENTLY USED PHRASES (FOR EXAMPLE 'TVA' AND 'AWOL'). FDR WAS THE FIRST SITTING PRESIDENT TO BE POPULARLY KNOWN BY HIS INITIALS (GRANT WAS CALLED 'USG' ONCE IN A WHILE, BUT HE WAS A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT SO WHO CARES).

SCIENCE AND MEDICINE FOLLOWED SUIT AS KNOWLEDGE INCREASED AND POPULARIZED. WE WENT FROM NAMING DISEASES WITH WORDS LIKE 'MUMPS' AND 'TYPHOID' TO USING ACRONYMS LIKE 'COPD' AND 'ALS'.

ALSO CORPORATIONS DID SOME STUFF AND: AT&T, IBM, KFC.

BUT NOW WE CAN SAY THINGS LIKE 'OMGWTFBBQ' BECAUSE AMERICA!

SOURCE

PREVIOUS CAPS LOCK HISTORY
posted by Alison at 7:18 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

THE MORE YOU KNOW
posted by The Whelk at 7:19 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

¡¡ES 22 DE OCTUBRE EN RIO, AMIGOS!!
posted by notpace at 7:19 PM on October 21, 2013

"IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT CAPSLOCKRACY IS THE WORST FORM OF GOVERNMENT EXCEPT ALL THE OTHERS THAT HAVE BEEN TRIED." —WINSTON CHURCHILL
posted by oulipian at 7:19 PM on October 21, 2013

I KNEW MY CROCKETY BLOAT WAS ACTING UP.
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 7:20 PM on October 21, 2013

WAIT WOULDN'T HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CAPS LOCK SWITCH IT ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF
and ON AND off and
ON AND off and
ON AND off and
ON AND off and
On AnD oFf AnD
on AND off AND
ON and OFF
posted by Mister Moofoo at 7:20 PM on October 21, 2013

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY ROVANIEMI HAPPY CAP SLOCK DAY LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLL HAPPY CAPPY MPUMALANGA - ITS YOUR TIME NOW
posted by madamjujujive at 7:22 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPS LOCK BREAKING BAD

*COLD OPEN*

HONK: WALT YOUR HIESENBURG OMG

WALT: TREAD LIGHTLY, I BROUGHT DIPPING STICKS

INTRO MUSIC: TWAAAANG TWA TWAAAAANG TWAANG TWAAANG TWAAAAAAANGGG TWAAAAANGGGGG BOOP BOOP BOBOBOP SNAKERATTLE

SKYLER: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART WALTER

HOLLY: WAAAAH

WALT: I AM THE DANGER, GUS WAS THE DANGER BUT NOW I'M THE ONE...WHO'S THE DANGER

*SHOT OF METH RV "THE CRYSTAL SHIP" HITTING 100 MILES AN HOUR BEFORE GOING OFF A SWEET JUMP*

MIKE: NO HALF MEASURES

*MIKE SUMMONS THE ELEMENTS OF EARTH, WIND, FIRE, WATER, AND COMPLETES THE HEXTUPLETE WITH THE ELEMENT OF LOVE*

CUT TO BLACK

CREATED BY VINCE GILLIGAN
posted by hellojed at 7:23 PM on October 21, 2013 [9 favorites]

CAPSLOCK...IT'S LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 7:23 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

CREATED BY VINCE GILLIGAN

CRIMERRRRR
posted by BungaDunga at 7:28 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

GUYS GUYS WE SHOULD SELL CAPSLOCK CARBON OFFSETS BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL SAVE ENERGY BY KEEPING CAPS ON INSTED OF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF. WHOS WITH ME
posted by madamjujujive at 7:29 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

WEEEEEE GOT A WINNER

JUICE BY SARA JUICE BY SARA

-CAPPY TIBBONS
posted by jason_steakums at 7:29 PM on October 21, 2013

ALL WORK AND NO P LAY MAKES SAMIZDATA A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SAMIZDATA A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SAMIZDATA A DULL BOY.

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SAMIZDATA A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SAMIZDATA A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MAKES SAMIZDATA A DULL BOY.

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SAMIZDATA A DULL BOX.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SAMIZDATA A DILL BOY.
posted by Samizdata at 7:29 PM on October 21, 2013

BONNE TOUCHE DE VERROUILLAGE DES MAJUSCULES WHATEVER DAY IS IN FRENCH Y'ALL!!!!!!!!
posted by scruss at 7:31 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPSLOCK LORD OF THE RINGS:

HOBBITS: BLAH BLAH BLAH WHATEVER
DORF: AND MY AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DORF WINS

END
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:32 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

DORF ON GLOF
posted by jenkinsEar at 7:33 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

DORF ON GLORF

DORF ON WORF
posted by jason_steakums at 7:34 PM on October 21, 2013

DORF ON CAPS
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:34 PM on October 21, 2013

WORF ON DORN.
posted by Apropos of Something at 7:34 PM on October 21, 2013

KNOW WHAT I MEAN VERN
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:34 PM on October 21, 2013

I LOVE MICHAEL DORF
posted by jason_steakums at 7:35 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPS LOCK MILEY CYRUS: SEX TONGUE.
posted by Apropos of Something at 7:36 PM on October 21, 2013

DORF ON WORF ON WHARF
posted by starlite at 7:36 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

HELLO BALL!
posted by jenkinsEar at 7:37 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

Though I am not yet over the CAPS LOCK DAY borders, I'd like to start early with a celebration of my favorite all-caps Internet Hero!

CG: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
CG: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.
CG: I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
CG: I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.
CG: WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.
CG: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
CG: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET.
CG: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
CG: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
CG: ONLY MY HATE.
CG: IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.
CG: IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.
CG: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.
CG: IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.
CG: MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
CG: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
CG: YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
posted by Rory Marinich at 7:38 PM on October 21, 2013

BRIENNE OF QARTH
BRIENNE OF QARTH
BRIENNE OF QARTH
BRIENNE OF QARTH
posted by Zerowensboring at 7:39 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

RORGY STOP BEING LAWFUL EVIL AND HIT YOUR FUCKING LIGHTED BUTTON.
posted by Apropos of Something at 7:39 PM on October 21, 2013

I'LL CAP WHAT SHE'S CAPPING
posted by jason_steakums at 7:40 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

RORY DOES NOT WANT TO TAKE TO PENALTY TO HIS XP

HE MUST ADHERE TO HIS ALIGNMENT

SOMETHING LAWFUL
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:40 PM on October 21, 2013

I AM YOUR EXISTENTIAL DUNGEONMASTER.
posted by Apropos of Something at 7:42 PM on October 21, 2013

I SAID WOMBAT DAY!!!
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:42 PM on October 21, 2013

HUMMUS IS A DIP MADE WITH CHICKPEAS.
posted by Apropos of Something at 7:43 PM on October 21, 2013

POOP
posted by occasional profanity is allowed on this forum at 7:44 PM on October 21, 2013

COCK OUT WITH YOUR ROCK OUT!
posted by eriko at 7:44 PM on October 21, 2013

STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD

BEARING A BACKWARDS RED BASEBALL CAP

ALLLLLLRIGHT

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

(OPENING RIFFS TO "ROLLIN")
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:45 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

YOU CAN'T MAKE THE BED IF YOU'RE LAYING IN IT.

NO ONE NESTS IN A GLASS BIRDHOUSE.

IF YOU'RE IN THE FAST LANE, GO FAST.
posted by newdaddy at 7:45 PM on October 21, 2013

AVON BARKSDALE: HA HA I RUN ALL THE DRUGS IN MY DRUG TOWER! YOU CAN'T GET ME! HA HA!

MCNUTLY: OH YEAH WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT

RAWLS: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON JIMMY DON'T ROCK THE BOAT OR SO HELP ME

MCNUTLY: OW MY PRINCIPLES

EXEUNT
posted by jason_steakums at 7:49 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

this is stupid. THAT'S NOT A CRITICISM JUST A SIMPLE DECLARATIVE SENTENCE, DOG.
posted by Mister_A at 7:49 PM on October 21, 2013

BECAUSE I STILL HAVE BIG BRASS CAP LOCKS, I HAVE ANAGRAMMED CAPS LOCK DAY FOR YOU. THERE ARE 488 ANAGRAMS, AND THEY ARE PRESENT HERE THUSLY:

PADLOCK CAYS
PADLOCKS CAY
A CLACKS DOPY
A SKYCAP COLD
A SKYCAP CLOD
ALACK DOC SPY
ALACK COD SPY
CLACK AD POSY
CLACK ADO SPY
CLACK PAD SOY
CLACK PADS YO
CLACK DAYS OP
CLACK DAY SOP
CLACK DAY OPS
CLACK SPAY DO
CLACK PAYS DO
CLACK YAPS DO
CLACK YAP DOS
CLACK YAP SOD
CLACK PAY DOS
CLACK PAY SOD
CLACK AS DOPY
CLACK SAY POD
CLACK AY PODS
CLACK YA PODS
CLACKS PAD YO
CLACKS DAY OP
CLACKS YAP DO
CLACKS PAY DO
CLACKS AY POD
CLACKS YA POD
CAD CALK POSY
CAD LACK POSY
CAD CLOAK SPY
CAD SKYCAP LO
CAD CASK PLOY
CAD SACK PLOY
CAD YACKS LOP
CAD YACKS POL
CAD YACK POLS
CAD YACK LOPS
CAD YACK SLOP
CAD LACS POKY
CAD CAP YOLKS
CAD CAPS YOLK
CAD YAKS CLOP
CAD YAK CLOPS
CAD PLAY SOCK
CAD LAYS POCK
CAD SLAY POCK
CAD LAY POCKS
CAD SPAY LOCK
CAD PAYS LOCK
CAD YAPS LOCK
CAD YAP LOCKS
CAD PAY LOCKS
CLAD PACK SOY
CLAD PACKS YO
CLAD YACKS OP
CLAD YACK SOP
CLAD YACK OPS
CLAD CAPO SKY
CLAD SAC POKY
CLAD ASK COPY
CLAD SKA COPY
CLAD YAKS COP
CLAD YAK COPS
CLAD YAP SOCK
CLAD PAY SOCK
CLAD SAY POCK
CLAD AY POCKS
CLAD YA POCKS
SCALD PACK YO
SCALD YACK OP
SCALD YAK COP
SCALD AY POCK
SCALD YA POCK
CODA CALK SPY
CODA LACK SPY
CODA PACK SLY
CODA CASK PLY
CODA SACK PLY
CODA CLAP SKY
CADS YACK LOP
CADS YACK POL
CADS LAC POKY
CADS CAP YOLK
CADS YAK CLOP
CADS LAY POCK
CADS YAP LOCK
CADS PAY LOCK
SCAD YACK LOP
SCAD YACK POL
SCAD LAC POKY
SCAD CAP YOLK
SCAD YAK CLOP
SCAD LAY POCK
SCAD YAP LOCK
SCAD PAY LOCK
CALK SPACY DO
CALK SAC DOPY
CALK CAYS POD
CALK CAY PODS
CALK PAD COSY
CALK PADS COY
CALK ADS COPY
CALK SAD COPY
CALK DAYS COP
CALK DAY COPS
CALK SPAY DOC
CALK SPAY COD
CALK PAYS DOC
CALK PAYS COD
CALK YAPS DOC
CALK YAPS COD
CALK YAP DOCS
CALK YAP CODS
CALK PAY DOCS
CALK PAY CODS
LACK SPACY DO
LACK SAC DOPY
LACK CAYS POD
LACK CAY PODS
LACK PAD COSY
LACK PADS COY
LACK ADS COPY
LACK SAD COPY
LACK DAYS COP
LACK DAY COPS
LACK SPAY DOC
LACK SPAY COD
LACK PAYS DOC
LACK PAYS COD
LACK YAPS DOC
LACK YAPS COD
LACK YAP DOCS
LACK YAP CODS
LACK PAY DOCS
LACK PAY CODS
LACKS CAY POD
LACKS AD COPY
LACKS PAD COY
LACKS DAY COP
LACKS YAP DOC
LACKS YAP COD
LACKS PAY DOC
LACKS PAY COD
SLACK CAY POD
SLACK AD COPY
SLACK PAD COY
SLACK DAY COP
SLACK YAP DOC
SLACK YAP COD
SLACK PAY DOC
SLACK PAY COD
CALKS CAY POD
CALKS AD COPY
CALKS PAD COY
CALKS DAY COP
CALKS YAP DOC
CALKS YAP COD
CALKS PAY DOC
CALKS PAY COD
PACK SCALY DO
PACK CLAYS DO
PACK CLAY DOS
PACK CLAY SOD
PACK LACY DOS
PACK LACY SOD
PACK CAYS OLD
PACK CAY SOLD
PACK CAY OLDS
PACK AD CLOYS
PACK LAD COSY
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A CLACK DO SPY
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posted by eriko at 7:50 PM on October 21, 2013 [8 favorites]

BLUE CANARY IN THE OUTLET BY THE LIGHT SWITCH

WHO WATCHES OVER YOU

MAKE A LITTLE BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:51 PM on October 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

AND YOUR RACIST FRIEND.
posted by Apropos of Something at 7:52 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

CAPS, SPOCK!
posted by device55 at 7:52 PM on October 21, 2013

KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK

GOD THIS JOKE WORKS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN SOMEBODY IS HOME.
I'LL TRY NEXT DOOR.
posted by eriko at 7:52 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

BECAUSE I STILL HAVE BIG BRASS CAP LOCKS, I HAVE ANAGRAMMED CAPS LOCK DAY FOR YOU. THERE ARE 488 ANAGRAMS, AND THEY ARE PRESENT HERE THUSLY:
[...]
LADY ASP COCK

AH YES OF THE CHELTENHAM ASPCOCKS

HER FATHER WAS A MILLINER, YOU KNOW
posted by jason_steakums at 7:53 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

THAT IS HIGHLY ILLOGICAL CAPTAIN!

- CAPSPOCK
posted by device55 at 7:54 PM on October 21, 2013

I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE IT TO YOU--AND IT TO YOU
posted by Zerowensboring at 7:54 PM on October 21, 2013

I
II
III
IV
V
VI
VII
VIII
IX
X
XI
XII
XIII
XIV
XV
XVI
XVII
XVIII WHEEL ON A BIG RIG.
AND THEY'RE ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING, ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING.
posted by eriko at 7:54 PM on October 21, 2013

SPOCK? SPORK.
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:54 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

BLUE CANARY IN THE OUTLET BY THE LIGHT SWITCH

WHO WATCHES OVER YOU

ALWAYS

EVERYWHERE

YOUR HOUSE IS RIDDLED WITH ELECTRONIC LISTENING DEVICES

HE HAS HIRED ALL THE VAGRANTS TO MIND YOUR EVERY MOVE

HE HAS INSTALLED A KEYLOGGER AT YOUR WORK

HE HAS REPLACED YOUR CEREAL SPOON WITH A LAPAROSCOPIC CAMERA

HE HAS REPLACED YOUR TOILET WITH AN IMAX CAMERA

HE HAS REPLACED YOUR MOTHER WITH A VCR

HE HAS REPLACED YOUR TELEVISION WITH HIS OWN ALL-OBSERVING HEAD

HE HAS REPLACED YOUR WALLS WITH AIR

HE HAS REPLACED YOUR FRIENDS WITH CO-HOSTS

MAKE A LITTLE BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL

IT IS THE ONLY PLACE TO HIDE

IT IS THE ONLY PLACE TO HAVE A THOUGHT ANYMORE

GROW SMALLER

STAY SMALLER

HIDE

MAKE A LITTLE BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:55 PM on October 21, 2013 [15 favorites]

TAKE THE SKINHEADS BOWLING
TAKE THEM BOWLING!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:56 PM on October 21, 2013

NOT TO PUT TOO FINE A POINT ON IT...
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:56 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

GET THOSE BEES OUT OF MY BONNET
posted by Apropos of Something at 7:58 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

COD SPAY CALK #terrifyingifliteral
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:59 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

SOMEONE GOOD WITH MATH TELL ME IF WE DO THIS GLOBALLY WE GET SOME EXTRA HOURS OF CAPS RIGHT? HOW MANY EXTRAS

OK NONUSIANS KEEP THINGS GOING WHILE I CATCH SOME ZZZZZZZS AND IW ILL TAKE THE MORNING SHIFT
posted by madamjujujive at 8:00 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPTAIN, IT APPEARS TO BE A RACE OF HIGHLY EXUBERANT BEINGS
posted by device55 at 8:01 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

WELL, WE ONLY HAVE ABOUT 8400 COMMENTS TO GO...
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:02 PM on October 21, 2013

CAPTAIN, IT APPEARS TO BE YOUR OWN BUTT. PLEASE DISABLE VIDSCREEN
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:02 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

CAP FACT: ON CAPS LOCK DAY, EVERY SINGLE LETTER TYPED IN CAPS, WHEN COMBINED IN ORDER OF POSTING, CREATES A VALID ACRONYM

WHEN DECIPHERED CORRECTLY IT SPELLS OUT THE NAME OF GOD

ALL INCORRECT SOLUTIONS PRODUCE A MEDIOCRE RECIPE FOR BROWNIES
posted by jason_steakums at 8:04 PM on October 21, 2013

DORF AND BORF AT TANAGRA
JESSAMYN, HER ARMS OPEN
posted by Teakettle at 8:05 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

3540572146
posted by cellphone at 8:05 PM on October 21, 2013

PER INSTRUCTIONS OF ARTHUR C. CLARKE, AT CURRENT RATE, CAPS LOCK DAY SHOULD PRODUCE ALL NINE BILLION NAMES OF GOD BY 2027. THEN, WITHOUT ANY FUSS, THE STARS WILL GO OUT.

FOR SNACKS.
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:08 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

LOCKTOBERFEST!
posted by Null Pointer and the Exceptions at 8:08 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

PROBABLY ICE CREAM.
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:08 PM on October 21, 2013

"TIME TO BECOME AN APE," SAYS THE MAN

HE WINKS ONE EYE AND BECOMES A GIBBON

HOOT

LOPE

BRACHIATE

EAT A BANANA BY SQUEEZING IT SO HARD THAT IT EJECTS FROM THE PEEL AND INTO HIS MOUTH

THE JUDGE IS UNIMPRESSED

"YOU ARE STILL GUILTY OF MURDER"

THE GIBBON GOES TO PRISON
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:09 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

TIE A YELLOW GIBBON 'ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE
posted by jenkinsEar at 8:09 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

I'VE GOT PROOF THAT IN AREA 51 THEY'VE CREATED THE CAPS LOCK... LOCK
posted by jason_steakums at 8:10 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

*sigh*

The shift key is a forgotten art.
posted by maryr at 8:10 PM on October 21, 2013

GIBBONS DECLINE AND FALL

I THOUGHT THEY COULD GRAB THINGS WITH THEIR TAILS OR SOMETHING BUT IT FELL
posted by idiopath at 8:11 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

A NEW MOVIE FROM MEL GIBBON
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:11 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

I HAVE GREEN TEA POCKY AND YOU DON'T
posted by elizardbits at 8:12 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

HEY POCKY WAY
posted by jenkinsEar at 8:13 PM on October 21, 2013

I HAVE POCKY AND ROCKY AND YOU MIGHT ALSO HAVE THIS .ROM
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:15 PM on October 21, 2013

ALSO, POCKY IS USUALLY QUITE EXCELLENT, BUT SHARK FIN POCKY, WHICH IS A THING, IS BEYOND DISGUSTING
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:16 PM on October 21, 2013

Actually, I do have green tea pocky.
posted by maryr at 8:16 PM on October 21, 2013

it is still not caps lock day where i live
it was hard to make the comment box not capitalize that "i' up there
it does it automagically
this is what the nanny state has come to
posted by Curious Artificer at 8:19 PM on October 21, 2013

*sigh*

The shift key is a forgotten art.

HO THERE, WIZARD

WHAT ARCANE DABBLINGS ARE THESE

DOST THOU QUEST FOR THE SECRETS OF THE FAERIE, LONG FABLED TO POSSESS THE POWER TO SHIFT BETWEEN CASES

AWAY WITH THINE SORCERY, LEST THE HIDDEN FOLK EMERGE ENRAGED TO TURN AND SALT THE CAP FIELDS BEFORE THE HARVEST
posted by jason_steakums at 8:20 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

I don't have any green tea pocky. And it's not the 22nd here either. Boo.
posted by nat at 8:20 PM on October 21, 2013

POCKY POOL
POCKET LOOP
PONTIAC

๒∑бⅰи ₮Я∆иㄅ㎡ⅰㄅㄅⅰ◊и
posted by Potomac Avenue at 8:22 PM on October 21, 2013

WHERE'S THE GREEN TEA PARTY?
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:24 PM on October 21, 2013

THE GREEN TEA PARTY WANTS NO MORE TAXES ON SOLAR CELLS OR PRAYER MATS
posted by idiopath at 8:26 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

SPOCK POCKY
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:27 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

THE GREEN TEA PARTY WANTS PEACE AND QUIET AND NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS THREAD
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 8:28 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

THE GREEN TEA POCKY, ON THE OTHER HAND, WANTS TO SHUT DOWN THIS THREAD.
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:31 PM on October 21, 2013

EARL GREY FOR CAPS LOCK DAY
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 8:34 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

OOOOOOOH

TO SIT IN SOLEMN SILENCE ON A DULL DARK DOCK
IN A PESTILENTIAL PRISON WITH A LIFE LONG LOCK
AWAITING THE SENSATION OF A SHORT SHARP SHOCK
FROM A CHEAP AND CHIPPY CHOPPER ON A BIG CAPS LOCK CAPS CLOK CAPS LONK CAPS COLK CALCSP SLOK CPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK
posted by heyforfour at 8:35 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

AND NOW A RAEDING FROM OUR HOLY SCRIPTUR, THE BOOK OF TIEM FOR SOME STOREIS BY SAINT DAVESECRETARYATWORK
posted by Rhaomi at 8:41 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

it's not the 22nd here for a little over an hour, I don't want to be US-centric about this, but I worry you guys will think I'm being a snob or something because I haven't participated yet, but really it just seems like caps lock day is starting earlier every year and frankly is getting kind of commercial, like what's the reason for the season, you know

i'm pretty sure it's jesus. jesus turned the shift key into caps lock. motherfucker could whup up a .emacs file like nobody's business, too

who am i kidding jesus was all about vi
posted by middleclasstool at 8:45 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

;; MIDDLECLASSTOOL I AM GLAD YOU BROUGHT THIS UP LISP AND FORTRAN ARE THE IMPORTANT
;; TO LEARN BECAUSE YOU CAN WRITE CODE WITHOUT INFERIOR SMALLER LETTERS.

(DEFUN CAPSLOCK (TYPING)
   (CAPS LOCK (((TEH)) BEST)
   (CAPSLOCK END)))))))

posted by idiopath at 8:50 PM on October 21, 2013

also there is apparently pumpkin pocky and i don't have any and that is a tragedy worthy of lowercase
posted by elizardbits at 8:51 PM on October 21, 2013

THE HOME OF METAFILTER IS ON THE WEST COAST OF THE U.S.A., GMT+7. IF CAPS LOCK DAY BEGINS AT MIDNIGHT GMT, AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT MLT*, THEN WE'LL HAVE A NICE 31-HOUR DAY. NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT. 24-HOUR-DAYS ARE SO PRE-Y2K.

*MLT - METAFILTER LOCAL TIME
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:51 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

GRAB YOUR CAPS LOCKS AND DROP YOUR SOCKS, BOYS.

WAIT WAIT NO NO NON ONO IT'S CAPS LOCK NOT COCK SLAP.
posted by notpace at 9:00 PM on October 21, 2013

HA HA I TYPED THIS WHOLE THING BY HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY

FUCK CAPS LOCK
posted by flabdablet at 9:03 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

OH GOOD. I CAN THRN OFF MY REMINDER TO POST THIS AT MIDNIGHT PST.

HAPPY CAPS LORK DAY!
posted by eyeballkid at 9:06 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

FUCK CAPS LOCK

(SIGHS, LOOSENS BELT)
posted by Sticherbeast at 9:06 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

AND NOW A RAEDING FROM OUR HOLY SCRIPTUR, THE BOOK OF TIEM FOR SOME STOREIS BY SAINT DAVESECRETARYATWORK


YOU GUYS DIDN'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE WENT TO CHINA AND WAS A DRUNK JERK FOR A YEAR.
posted by The Whelk at 9:09 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

YOU CAN HELP OUR BOYS OVERSEAS FROM THE HOMEFRONT

A CAP IN YOUR LOCK IS A CRAP IN HITLER'S SOCK

BUY WAR BONDS
posted by jason_steakums at 9:12 PM on October 21, 2013 [5 favorites]

A CAP IN YOUR LOCK IS A CRAP IN HITLER'S SOCK

EVERY BOND YOU BUY IS A BULLET IN A BARELL OF YOUR BEST GUY'S GUN

I MEAN, WAIT WHAT HAPPENED, WHERE AM I?
posted by The Whelk at 9:16 PM on October 21, 2013

WHEN YOU CAP ALONE YOU CAP WITH HITLER

JOIN A CAP-SHARING CLUB TODAY
posted by jason_steakums at 9:17 PM on October 21, 2013

I WANT A HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE
THE PEOPLE WHO EXPRESS THEIR MEANEST JOYS
AS THOUGH THEY FORMED NO LESSER PART OF FATE
THAN FALLEN EDENS OR HEROIC TROYS -
AND IF IT MAKES SOME PEOPLE FEEL IRATE,
THEN LET'S SEE JUST HOW MANY IT ANNOYS,
AND THEN IGNORE THEM. THEY CAN HAVE THEIR SAY.
WE, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE CAPS LOCK DAY.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 9:17 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

No.
posted by Decani at 9:27 PM on October 21, 2013

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posted by Teakettle at 9:28 PM on October 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

I CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANYONE ELSE EXCITED ABOUT CAPS LOCK DAY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
posted by Akhu at 9:32 PM on October 21, 2013

TO WIN THE WAR
AVOID ENEMY TRAPS
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER
TO LOCK YOUR CAPS

CAPS LOCK!
posted by Nat "King" Cole Porter Wagoner at 9:32 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

LEGEND HAS IT THAT IF GLENN BECK COLLECTS ALL SIX GEMS OF SHOUTING ON CAPS LOCK EVE, HE WILL TAKE HUMAN FORM ALL CAPS LOCK DAY AND WANDER THE COMMENTS THREADS OF LOCAL NEWSPAPERS AMONG MORTALS
posted by jason_steakums at 9:33 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

"I'D BET MY RIGHT HAND ON IT."

TODD LOKKEN (WHICH KINDA LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE A CAPSLOCK ANAGRAM, AMIRITE?)
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 9:48 PM on October 21, 2013

GLEN BECK IS A MAGIKARP WHO THINKS HE IS ALREADY A GYARADOS

SPOILER ALERT: WILL NEVER EVOLVE, RELEASE BACK INTO WILD
posted by elizardbits at 9:50 PM on October 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

GREEEN CAPSLOCK DAY!!!!!1 RECYCLING MY BREAKING BAD COMMENTS FOR GREAT JUSTICE TO SAVE THE EARTH FOR TOAST AND STUFF DING DING DING SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
posted by maggieb at 9:51 PM on October 21, 2013

JIGGLYPUFF IS BEST PUFF
posted by The Whelk at 9:54 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

WHELK YOU ARE THE HUFFLIEST PUFF OF HUFFLEPUFF
posted by elizardbits at 10:06 PM on October 21, 2013

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGS ON
posted by oneswellfoop at 10:13 PM on October 21, 2013

WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF GREECE?

ABOUT 20 BUCKS!
posted by islander at 10:14 PM on October 21, 2013

AH, YES, GREECE, STARRING JOHN TRIBECA AND OLIVIA NEUTRON-BOMB...
posted by oneswellfoop at 10:16 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

ISLANDER: "ABOUT 20 BUCKS!"

SAME AS IN TOWN
posted by radwolf76 at 10:18 PM on October 21, 2013

WATER YOU DUNE
posted by sklero at 10:22 PM on October 21, 2013

DECANI YOU ARE A TRUE AMERICAN ORIGINAL™
posted by sklero at 10:24 PM on October 21, 2013

WHERE IS FORBIN
posted by Spatch at 10:26 PM on October 21, 2013

CA-PSLOCK IS THE SOUND OF BATMAN PUNCHING THE PENGUIN
posted by islander at 10:34 PM on October 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

LOOK, I'M JUST TALKING IN A COMPLETELY NORMAL FUCKING REGISTER, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE OTHER BULGEWHIFFING GRUBLICKERS ARE DOING.
posted by emmtee at 10:36 PM on October 21, 2013

WHIFFING BULGES AND LICKING GRUB?
posted by Now there are two. There are two _______. at 10:48 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

JUST A GUESS.
posted by Now there are two. There are two _______. at 10:48 PM on October 21, 2013

SHUSH!
posted by BlueHorse at 11:04 PM on October 21, 2013

shan't.
posted by MartinWisse at 11:31 PM on October 21, 2013

shart
posted by The Whelk at 11:37 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

WAKE ME UP WHEN ITS TABSLOCK DAY
posted by The Potate at 11:40 PM on October 21, 2013

UPPERCASE, LOWER CASE, YOU KNOW I'VE HAD MY SHARE;
WHEN MY WOMAN LEFT HOME FOR A NUMLOCK MAN,
WELL, I STILL DON'T SEEM TO CARE.
posted by islander at 11:45 PM on October 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

WAKE ME UP WHEN ITS TABSLOCK DAY

WAKIE WAKIE WAKIE WAKIE YOUR KEYBOARD IS BROKEN WAKIE WAKIE WAKIE
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:50 PM on October 21, 2013

MONORAIL!

D'OH
posted by moonmilk at 11:51 PM on October 21, 2013

OK, IT'S THE 22ND NOW.
posted by GenjiandProust at 1:33 AM on October 22, 2013

I WOULDN'T TRADE 1 STUPID DECISION FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS OF LIFE

41

HAPPY CAPS LORK DAY!
posted by eyeballkid at 1:35 AM on October 22, 2013

WHAT A GOOD IDEA

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posted by nonspecialist at 1:39 AM on October 22, 2013

I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT MY KEYBOARD LAYOUT DOESN'T HAVE CAPS LOCK.

NOT ONLY WAS I WRONG, BUT I GET TO PRESS BOTH SHIFT KEYS AT ONCE TODAY.

SO IN CONCLUSION, YOU'RE ALL JUST PRESSING ONE BORING OLD KEY, WHILE THIS RIGHT HERE IS AN ACTUAL PARTY.
posted by wachhundfisch at 2:25 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF CAPS LOCK
posted by greenish at 2:36 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

SO, IN CONCLUSION, CAPS LOCK DAY IS A DAY OF CONTRASTS.

DESPITE THE FACT WE ARE ALL PRETTY MUCH DOING THE SAME THING.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:37 AM on October 22, 2013

NOT ONLY WAS I WRONG, BUT I GET TO PRESS BOTH SHIFT KEYS AT ONCE TODAY.

O.O

WHAT ARE YOU TYPING WITH THEN?
posted by Rock Steady at 2:53 AM on October 22, 2013

I ASKED MY DADDY FOR A PONY FOR CAPS LOCK DAY, BUT ALL I GOT WAS A LITTLE HOARSE.

from all the shouting, you see
posted by drlith at 3:13 AM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

> WHAT ARE YOU TYPING WITH THEN?

THIS. IT IS AWESOME.
posted by wachhundfisch at 3:18 AM on October 22, 2013

INSTEAD OF USING QWERTY I'VE BEEN TYPING IN BARTOK.

PLINK PLINK PLINK.
posted by jenkinsEar at 3:59 AM on October 22, 2013

____ 7___/\___/\___/_____


(CAPS LOCK NESS MONSTER)
posted by newdaddy at 4:13 AM on October 22, 2013 [3 favorites]

OI LOIKS TO EAT MOI FRIENDS AND MAKE NO BONES ABOUT IT!
posted by h00py at 4:59 AM on October 22, 2013

AND NOW THE WEATHER

EXPECT FRONT TO MOVE E OF THE MID STATE AS THE DAY PROGRESSES...WITH UPPER LEVEL NWLY FLOW BECOMING THE DOMINANT WX FEATURE THRU AT LEAST THE FIRST PART OF THE WEEKEND. EXPECT RAIN CHANCES TO DECREASE W TO E AS THE MORNING HRS PROCEED...WITH ONLY A SLIGHT CHANCE OF SHWRS ACROSS THE PLATEAU COUNTIES BY THE AFTERNOON HRS. DO EXPECT DRY CONDITIONS WITH SOME DECREASING CLOUDINESS BY THE AFTERNOON HRS. GFS/NAM MOS SEEM REASONABLE AND WILL GO CLOSE TO GUIDANCE VALUES WITH HIGHS RANGING FROM 5 TO 10 DEGREES BELOW SEASONABLE NORMS WITH HIGHS MAINLY IN THE LOW 60S...MID 60S APPROACHING THE TN/AL BORDER. EXPECT ANOTHER WEAK SFC FRONT ALONG WITH AN ASSOCIATED WEAK DISTURBANCE ALOFT...WHICH WILL BRING SOME INCREASING CLOUDINESS WITH A SLIGHT CHANCE OF SHWRS APPROACHING THE TN/KY BORDER DURING THE EVENING HRS WITH A SLIGHT CHANCE OF SHWRS CONTINUING ACROSS THE PLATEAU COUNTIES OVERNIGHT. EXPECT LOWS ACROSS THE PLATEAU COUNTIES TO BE SLIGHTLY WARMER THAN LOCATIONS TO THE W PER ADDITIONAL CLOUD COVERAGE AND RAINFALL POTENTIAL WITH LOWS IN THE LOWER 40S PLATEAU TO UPPER 30S TN RIVER VALLEY REGION. THIS FRONTAL PASSAGE WILL USHER IN EVEN COLDER TEMPS TO THE MID STATE WITH TEMPS AROUND 15 DEGREES BELOW NORMAL FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR ON WED WITH HIGHS ONLY IN THE MID 50S...AROUND 50 PLATEAU. ANOTHER WEAK SFC FRONT AND UPPER LEVEL DISTURBANCE WILL MOVE ACROSS THE MID STATE WED NIGHT...AND THIS WILL KEEP TEMPS A FEW DEGREES WARMER THAN PREVIOUSLY FORECASTED FOR LOWS...WITH SOME MID 30S POSSIBLE PLATEAU...BUT MOST LOCATIONS WILL BE IN THE UPPER 30S TO LOWER 40S.
posted by jquinby at 5:05 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

SO WOMBAT DAY
THIS REMINDS ME OF A STORY
BACK WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL I WENT ON VACATION AND MY GIRLFRIEND WAS ASKED TO WATCH OUR PETS WHEN WE WERE GONE
SO I LEFT HER A HANDWRITTEN PAGE TELLING HER HOW TO CARE FOR THEM
THE DOG
THE CAT
THE GOAT
THE HORSE
AND THE WOMBAT.
I TOLD HER ABOUT THE DOG FOOD AND THE CAT FOOD AND THE GOAT (HE GOT HAY AND SO DID THE HORSE). AND THEN I WROTE THIS:
"WOMBAT: ONE SCOOP OF WOMBAT CHOW EVERY DAY. DO NOT LET HIM STAY UP TOO LATE AND MAKE SURE HE DOES NOT WATCH TOO MUCH TV."

WHEN WE GOT BACK FROM VACATION I MET MY GF AND SHE GAVE ME THIS FUNNY LOOK AND SHE SAID "YOU DON'T HAVE A WOMBAT, DO YOU." FULL STOP IT WAS NOT A QUESTION IT WAS A STATEMENT.

I ANSWERED NO, WE DO NOT HAVE A WOMBAT.

AND SHE SAID GOOD, BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEED IT.

LADIES AND GENTLEPERSONS, I MARRIED HER.

TRUE STORY.
posted by caution live frogs at 5:18 AM on October 22, 2013 [9 favorites]

caution live frogs: WHEN WE GOT BACK FROM VACATION I MET MY GF AND SHE GAVE ME THIS FUNNY LOOK AND SHE SAID "YOU DON'T HAVE A WOMBAT, DO YOU." FULL STOP IT WAS NOT A QUESTION IT WAS A STATEMENT.

WHAT IF SHE HAD SAID "THE WOMBAT IS DOING GREAT." AND THEN YOU HAD A WOMBAT SOMEHOW.
posted by Rock Steady at 5:22 AM on October 22, 2013 [8 favorites]

A PET STORE NEAR US AND THIS IS NO SHIT HAD A WALLABY FOR SALE A FEW YEARS AGO. I SAW IT IN THE BASEMENT. IT NEEDED A LARGE YARD WITH A FENCE, NEITHER OF WHICH WE HAD AT THE TIME BUT HOW COOL WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN? I SOMETIMES WONDER A) WHAT EVER BECAME OF IT AND B) WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET A WALLABY TO START WITH?
posted by jquinby at 5:29 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

WHAT IF SHE HAD SAID "THE WOMBAT IS DOING GREAT." AND THEN YOU HAD A WOMBAT SOMEHOW.

THEN THERE WOULD HAVE STILL BEN A MARRIAGE, BUT ALSO A WOMBAT. WIN-WIN, IF YOU ASK ME.

NOBODY CARED WHAT THE GOAT THOUGHT OF COURSE, GOATS ARE ALWAYS PASSED OVER FOR WOMBATS. THE FASCISTS.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:30 AM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

WHERE IS THE WOMBAT
OH WHERE IS IT NOW?
MARSUPIAL MARSHMALLOW
BITEY AND OW
ANTIPODEAN WADDLY HAIRY NOSED FUCK
THEY'RE GLAD THAT THEY KNEW YOU, GOODBYE AND GOOD LUCK
posted by h00py at 5:33 AM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

I TOLD A FRIEND OF MINE ABOUT IT AND HE SHOWED ME THIS ANIMATED GIF OF HIS CAPSLOCK KEY.

I AM WATCHING IT FOREVER.
posted by Katemonkey at 5:35 AM on October 22, 2013 [5 favorites]

I DON'T THINK I AM HIGH ENOUGH FOR THIS THREAD, Y'ALL.
posted by dogheart at 5:40 AM on October 22, 2013

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET A WALLABY TO START WITH?

WALLABY-MART
posted by jenkinsEar at 5:42 AM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

TIME FOR SOME STORIES
posted by jbickers at 5:44 AM on October 22, 2013

THIS IS JUST TO SAY

I ATE
THE SALMON
THAT WAS
ON THE DOCK

AND WHICH
YOU WERE PROBABLY
SAVING
FOR TOAST

SCREW YOU
I WAS DRUNK
AND IT WAS SO CROCKETY
AND SO BLOATED
posted by drlith at 5:51 AM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

Katemonkey: I TOLD A FRIEND OF MINE ABOUT IT AND HE SHOWED ME THIS ANIMATED GIF OF HIS CAPSLOCK KEY.

THAT IS HOTT CAPSLOCKING ACTION. NO KEYCAP OR ANYTHING. SEXAY.
posted by Rock Steady at 5:51 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

I HAD A DREAM MY LIFE WOULD BE
IN AN OLD HOUSE I LIVED IN FOR A WHILE ACTUALLY BUT I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE I WAS DRIVING PAST AND THEN HAD TO CHANGE THE TYRE IN THE LOUNGE ROOM WHILE THE CURRENT TENANT QUESTIONED WHY I WAS THERE AND I SPILLED BBQ CHIPS ALL OVER HER COUCH AND THEN SHE TURNED INTO A 10 FOOT STATUE WITH WHITE EYES WHO WONDERED WHY NO ONE WOULD LOVE HER SO I SHOWED HER A COOL RIVER THAT WAS AT THE END OF THE STREET AND HER KIDS (WHO WERE ALSO VERY TALL) LOVED IT BECAUSE THERE WERE BANDS AND MARKETS AND EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE HAVING A LOT OF FUN.
posted by h00py at 5:52 AM on October 22, 2013

HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S THE CAPS LOCK
SO SHOUT ME MAYBE
posted by greenish at 5:57 AM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

JUST PRETEND I WROTE SOMETHING BRILLIANT HERE MY HEART REALLY ISN'T INTO IT.
posted by eriko at 6:08 AM on October 22, 2013

coffee. gotta have coffee before i do this
posted by middleclasstool at 6:13 AM on October 22, 2013

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN WORKING
posted by nickmark at 6:19 AM on October 22, 2013

help
posted by Gordafarin at 6:19 AM on October 22, 2013

IF CAPS LOCK IS WRONG
I DON"T WANT TO WRITE.
posted by not_that_epiphanius at 6:38 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

MAN ITS SO LOUD IN HERE
posted by Foosnark at 6:42 AM on October 22, 2013

CAPS LOCKS! CAPS LOCKS FOR SALE! FIFTY CENTS A CAPS LOCK!

A STORY OF A TYPIST, SOME MONKEYS, AND THEIR MONKEY BUSINESS.
posted by newdaddy at 6:43 AM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

ABUSE OF POWER COMES AS NO SURPRISE
posted by Metroid Baby at 6:46 AM on October 22, 2013

THIS CAPS LOCK AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 6:46 AM on October 22, 2013

I DID NOT SLEEP VERY WELL LAST NIGHT AND IT'S NOT CLEAR TO ME WHAT WAS THE CAUSE OF MY INSOMNIA AND I FIND IT A LITTLE TROUBLING

SEMICANDID REVELATIONS

CAPS LOCK
posted by sleevener at 6:49 AM on October 22, 2013

NICE CAPS YOU GOT THERE. SHAME IF SOMETHING WAS TO HAPPEN TO THEM.
posted by h00py at 6:51 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

I TOO DID NOT SLEEP WELL AND I THINK I MAY HAVE DREAMT ABOUT BEING TRAPPED IN A VERY BLUE ROOM WITH MANY SHOUTING PEOPLE

ALSO I WAS A LITTLE GASSY
posted by elizardbits at 6:55 AM on October 22, 2013

TRY PROFESSIONAL WHITE FOR GUARANTEED* NIGHTMARE RELIEF


*RESEARCH PENDING
posted by greenish at 7:15 AM on October 22, 2013

YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST.
4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS
IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION.
4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS.
posted by jquinby at 7:16 AM on October 22, 2013

B) WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET A WALLABY TO START WITH?

THERE IS THIS WOMAN WHO HAS AN AARDVARK [WOO SELF LINK TO MY OWN OLD MEFI POST].

SHE SAYS IN HER FAQ:

IF YOU THINK YOU WANT ONE AND THE FIRST QUESTION YOU ASK IS HOW TO GET ONE, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ONE!
posted by dmd at 7:20 AM on October 22, 2013

MY BABY WOKE ME UP THIS MORNING BY TALKING IN ALL CAPS.

ALSO SPELLCHECK DOESN'T WORK WITH CAPS LOCK.
posted by Night_owl at 7:25 AM on October 22, 2013

Night_owl: ALSO SPELLCHECK DOESN'T WORK WITH CAPS LOCK.

THAT IS A FEATURE NOT A BUG
posted by Rock Steady at 7:36 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

BUY MY POTATO-POWERED PANTS!

YOU GUYS ARE SUCKERS!
posted by ashirys at 7:37 AM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

CAP SCHLOCK
posted by jason_steakums at 7:58 AM on October 22, 2013

OKAY GUYS I HAD SOME COFFEE AND NOW I AM HAVING TEA AND I AM READY

DID YOU KNOW THERE WILL BE APPLE STUFF TODAY I THINK THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE INNOVATION IS LOUD LIKE CAPS LOCK
posted by middleclasstool at 7:59 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK
posted by radiosilents at 8:00 AM on October 22, 2013

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT LYCANTHROPY IS KIND OF LIKE CAPS LOCK FOR PEOPLE
posted by jason_steakums at 8:07 AM on October 22, 2013 [7 favorites]

REAL ANAGRAM SPATCHCOCK LAPS BAY OR IS IT
posted by Zerowensboring at 8:10 AM on October 22, 2013

HOW IS CAPS LOCCK FORMED HOW GET CAPS LOCKD
posted by Zerowensboring at 8:11 AM on October 22, 2013

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
BURNINATING THE PEASANTS
BURNINATING ALL THE PEOPLES
IN THEIR THATCH ROOFED COTTAGES

THATCH ROOFED COTTAGEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

TROGDOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR
TROGDOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR
posted by pianoblack at 8:15 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

CAPSLOCK MOBY DICK

ISHMAEL: ITS ME

LEARN EVERYTHIGN ABOUT WHALES ITS A LONG TRIP

END
posted by Zerowensboring at 8:18 AM on October 22, 2013 [5 favorites]

OKAY GUYS I HAD SOME COFFEE AND NOW I AM HAVING TEA AND I AM READY

PROTIP: NEXT TIME JUST MAKE COFFEE AND STEEP SOME TEABAGS IN IT. THAT'S CAPSLOCK FOR LIFE FOR SURE FOR SURE
posted by notpace at 8:21 AM on October 22, 2013 [3 favorites]

BAH! THE CAPS LOCK IS AN ARCHAIC WASTE OF SPACE. WITHIN FIVE YEARS, IT WILL BE PHASED OUT IN FAVOR OF A SECOND "SPACE" KEY, AND THE JOB OF CAPS LOCKING WILL BE DELEGATED TO SOPHISTICATED PREDICTIVE ALGORITHMS - LIKE THE ONE I'M PROTotyping right n

right no

oh foR CRY EYE
posted by Your Disapproving Father at 8:24 AM on October 22, 2013 [3 favorites]

HERE WE ARE CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AND POOR SCROLL LOCK CAN BARELY FEED ITS FAMILY

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON NUM LOCK, ALL SMUG AND PRIVILEGED, SOCIETY'S DEFAULT LITTLE DARLING LOCK
posted by jason_steakums at 8:32 AM on October 22, 2013 [3 favorites]

METAFILTER BECAME YOUTUBE COMMENTS. WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

IT'S LIKE A ROOM FULL OF MEGAPHONES. SWEET SWEET MEGAPHONES.
posted by BigJen at 9:03 AM on October 22, 2013

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU FUCK HIM. BUT YOU CAN'T ASK IF HE HAS TEETH?
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 9:07 AM on October 22, 2013 [9 favorites]

A POEM I WORTE TODAY

YAKS CLAP DOC;
DOC CLAPS YAK.

COD LACKS YAP;
PAY COD SLACK.

CLOCK PADS, YA?
CLOCK PADS, AY!

SOCK CAP LADY,
CAPS LOCK DAY!
posted by not_on_display at 9:39 AM on October 22, 2013 [5 favorites]

(CAPS) LOCK'S LABOURS LOST

KING OF NAVARRE: THIS STUDY GROUP IS GOING STRAIGHT OVER THE STRAIGHT EDGE, MY BROSEPHS. I'M TALKING R/TEETOTAL. R/NOFAP. R/NOGIRLSALLOWED.

BEROWNE: THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDE-

NAVARRE: UM, EXCUSE ME, BEROWNE, BUT ARE YOU A PLATONIC PHILOSOPHER KING? DIDN'T THINK SO. NOW WATCH ME SIGN THIS DECREE BARRING WOMEN FROM COMING WITHIN A MILE OF US.

THE PRINCESS OF FRANCE AND HER THREE GORGEOUS HANDMAIDENS ARRIVE PRETTY MUCH IMMEDIATELY.

NAVARRE: ...BACKSIES.

HIJINX AND DOUBLE ENTENDRES ENSUE.

PRINCESS: I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT YOU'RE ONLY IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF ME.

NAVARRE: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT, MY PRECIOUS JEWEL?!

PRINCESS: BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY ONE OF THE HANDMAIDENS FLIMSILY DISGUISED AS THE PRINCESS.

NAVARRE: [GULPS.] THEN LET'S CALL THIS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE, SHALL WE? I KNOW I'M TOTES FEELING SUPER WISE AND MATURE RIGHT NOW.

SOME COMMONERS ARRIVE TO PUT ON A HAPLESS BUT SINCERE PLAY.

NAVARRE: HAW HAW! LOOK AT THESE ASSHOLES!

MESSENGER: MY LADY! YOUR FATHER IS-

PRINCESS: ...DEAD!

MESSENGER: WOW. GOOD GUESS.

NAVARRE: MAN, TOUGH BREAK, YOUR HIGHNESS. B-T-DUBS - MARRY ME?

PRINCESS: WHAT? NO.

NAVARRE: I CAN'T BEGIN TO CONCEIVE WHY NOT.

PRINCESS: WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY - LOOK. GIVE ME A YEAR TO GRIEVE. TRY TO GROW UP A LITTLE IN THE MEANTIME. MAYBE GET OUT IN THE WORLD AND HELP SOME PEOPLE. THEN YOU CAN ASK ME AGAIN.

BEROWNE: A YEAR? THAT'S TOO LONG FOR A PLAY.

NAVARRE: WHICH IS WHY THIS STORY WILL BE CONTINUED IN LOVE'S LABOUR'S WON!!! DUE OUT CHRISTMAS 1596!

BEROWNE: ...NO, I THINK SHE'S JUST DUMPING YOUR ASS.
posted by Iridic at 9:51 AM on October 22, 2013 [7 favorites]

HAPPY CAP'N CRUNCH LOX DAY FUSION BREAKFAST FANS
posted by Curious Artificer at 9:54 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

HAWK MEN! DEEEEEYIIIIIIIVE!!!
posted by PenDevil at 11:02 AM on October 22, 2013

delete this comment plz
posted by Teakettle at 11:42 AM on October 22, 2013

this oen too
posted by Teakettle at 11:47 AM on October 22, 2013

THIS ONE IS OK THO
posted by Teakettle at 11:48 AM on October 22, 2013

I HAVE IT ON RELIABLE INFORMATION THAT NEXT THURSDAY IS INTERNATIONAL INLINE IMAGES DAY. GET ON IT, MODS.
posted by entropicamericana at 11:53 AM on October 22, 2013 [1 favorite]

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posted by not_on_display at 12:23 PM on October 22, 2013 [4 favorites]

I DIDN'T READ ALL OF THIS THREAD OR THE FUCKING ARTICLE AND YET HERE i AM COMMENTING FREELY, OPENLY AND WITHOUT FORETHOUGHT OR
posted by 0 at 1:11 PM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

IF YOU HAD READ THE THREAD YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY WHEN YOU TYPED THE LETTER I

CAPS LOCK FAIL
posted by Curious Artificer at 1:15 PM on October 22, 2013

i SWEAR IT WAS PURPOSEFUL! DON'T FART MY ART.
posted by 0 at 1:21 PM on October 22, 2013

I'M BEGINNING TO DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO CAPS LOCK DAY, 0. OR SHOULD I CALL YOU )?
posted by Rock Steady at 1:25 PM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

I WAS BORN TO BE COMMITTED
posted by 0 at 1:26 PM on October 22, 2013

I HEARD THAT TIM COOK HAD A SPECIAL MESSAGE SO I STARTED WATCHING, BUT I TURNED IT OFF IN DISGUST BECAUSE THE SLIDES WERE NOT IN ALL CAPS. NO RESPECT.
posted by tarheelcoxn at 1:42 PM on October 22, 2013

I AM VERY SHY SO THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR ME
posted by scrowdid at 2:09 PM on October 22, 2013

IN A.D. 2101

WAR WAS BEGINNING

CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN ?
MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB.
OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL.
CAPTAIN: WHAT !
OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU !!
CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CATS: YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY !!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CATS: HA HA HA HA....
OPERATOR: CAPTAIN !!
CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!!
CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
CAPTAIN: MOVE 'ZIG'.
CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
posted by ersatz at 3:26 PM on October 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

PLEASANTLY RETRO.
posted by ersatz at 3:27 PM on October 22, 2013

CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

NEEDED MORE EMPHASIS.

RELATED SELF-LINKY
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:32 PM on October 22, 2013

CAPS LOCK DAY ALSO COINCIDES WITH TGE GREAT DISSAPOINTMENT

TRUE FACT

I DO NOT CONSUDER THIS A COINCIDENCE
posted by nickmark at 6:08 PM on October 22, 2013

THANKS OBAMA
posted by idiopath at 7:35 PM on October 22, 2013

THANKS OMAHA
posted by jason_steakums at 8:00 PM on October 22, 2013

(＾▽＾)

TO FEAR IS TO DIE EVERY MINUTE

（・∀・）

TO HOPE IS TO CONTRADICT THE FUTURE

（＾ｖ＾）

AS INCOMPETENT IN LIFE AS IN DEATH, I LOATHE MYSELF AND IN THIS LOATHING I DREAM OF ANOTHER LIFE, ANOTHER DEATH. AND FOR HAVING SOUGHT TO BE A SAGE SUCH AS NEVER WAS, I AM ONLY A MADMAN AMONG THE MAD

ヽ(^o^)丿

LIFE IS POSSIBLE ONLY BY THE DEFICIENCIES OF OUR IMAGINATION AND MEMORY

(=^・^=)

CONSCIOUSNESS IS NATURE'S NIGHTMARE

（⌒▽⌒）
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:16 PM on October 22, 2013

HOLY CAPSLOCK IF I HOLD DOWN BOTH SHIFT KEYS ITS LIKE BOLD FLAVOR COUNTRY
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:19 PM on October 22, 2013

It's a big country.
posted by The Whelk at 11:22 PM on October 22, 2013

SEEMS SOMEWHAT SHIFTY TO ME.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:26 PM on October 22, 2013

hands up anyone who couldn't log onto their computer this morning because caps lock was still on
posted by greenish at 2:16 AM on October 23, 2013 [1 favorite]

Can't Log In Day:Boxing Day::Caps Lock Day:Christmas
posted by Rock Steady at 4:43 AM on October 23, 2013 [1 favorite]

🄰🄻🄻 🅁🄸🄶🄷🅃 🄻🄴🅃🅂 🅆🅁🄰🄿 🅃🄷🄸🅂 🅄🄿
posted by dmd at 6:46 AM on October 23, 2013 [1 favorite]

...post capslock day depression coming on...
posted by not_that_epiphanius at 2:56 PM on October 23, 2013 [3 favorites]

Post caps smallness getting me down
posted by The Whelk at 4:15 PM on October 23, 2013 [1 favorite]

CAPS LOCK LIFE
posted by jason_steakums at 4:15 PM on October 23, 2013 [1 favorite]

Post caps smallness getting me down

I'm told that happens to a lot of guys. All that excitement, all that stress...
posted by zombieflanders at 4:16 PM on October 23, 2013

CAPS LOCK WAS SO MUCH COOLER LAST YEAR.
posted by Apropos of Something at 5:02 PM on October 23, 2013

im onto this new thing, no caps, you probably haven't heard of it

it's pretty hard to notice
posted by The Whelk at 5:22 PM on October 23, 2013 [1 favorite]

SMALL CAPS ARE SO MUCH COOLER.
posted by not_on_display at 9:27 PM on October 23, 2013