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November 20, 2013 7:26 PM   Subscribe

The Very Organized Thief (requires Unity for Windows or OSX) is a creepy, short game about prowling about a house while nobody's home.
posted by Pope Guilty (11 comments total) 18 users marked this as a favorite
 
I wouldn't say nobody. I met a lady with a mean right hook.
posted by L'Estrange Fruit at 8:25 PM on November 20, 2013 [1 favorite]


That was quite disturbing.
posted by CynicalKnight at 9:01 PM on November 20, 2013 [1 favorite]


I wouldn't say nobody. I met a lady with a mean right hook.
Yeah! the place could be teeming with people. I got beaten up (the stuff I was carrying went flying everywhere and there was much crashing and banging, 'subdued by the owner' they called it) by a guy in a green t-shirt.
posted by unliteral at 9:19 PM on November 20, 2013


Ahh, I am such a bad thief!
posted by limeonaire at 9:39 PM on November 20, 2013


Oh, I forgot to mention- the first floor has basically the same layout as the Simpsons' house.
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:25 PM on November 20, 2013


I think either my thief is suffering from vertigo or something's wrong. The room won't stop spinning when I start the game.
posted by FJT at 12:11 AM on November 21, 2013


WHERE IS THE TOASTER?!
posted by mittens at 4:32 AM on November 21, 2013


FJT: "I think either my thief is suffering from vertigo or something's wrong. The room won't stop spinning when I start the game."

Do you have a controller or joystick connected to the computer? Mine was doing the same thing, until I centred the throttle on my flight stick.
posted by vanar sena at 5:55 AM on November 21, 2013


I saw stairs for about half a second, then everything disappeared.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 6:23 AM on November 21, 2013


Totally broken for me in OSX Safari: loaded fine, but every control I used acted like I was holding it down permanently (so once I walked forward I couldn't stop walking forward, etc). Seems to be working in Firefox though. Weird, I don't think I've ever seen a browser-specific bug in a plugin-based app...
posted by ook at 7:20 AM on November 21, 2013


Wow, you sure can make a lot of money in 4 minutes and 16 seconds if you find the safe code. Thanks to Glenn Beck for convincing home owners that they should keep gold bars in their home, I just made a little over $10K a minute.
posted by Nanukthedog at 11:18 AM on November 21, 2013 [1 favorite]


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