La bôite á donuts

December 4, 2013 9:50 AM

Le French Food Note: Not all food speaks French. Extra note: some of the food is NSFW!
posted by chainsofreedom (22 comments total)

Yes to this.

The Kiwi was perhaps my favourite, but also the belligerent blue donut (click on the blue button to bring him up).
posted by LMGM at 10:03 AM on December 4, 2013 [1 favorite]

You missed the Walter White donut next to him, then.
posted by Curious Artificer at 10:05 AM on December 4, 2013

I've seen this in a couple of places... and I'm still spotting/clicking new things
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 10:07 AM on December 4, 2013

I wonder if the french language stuff is quotes / common cultural stuff too?
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 10:08 AM on December 4, 2013

Why is the spoon a...murderous Italian speaking French?! Thanks for this!

I love the muffins. Especially the Alborosie: Bebabebabebabebabeba Bui Bang.
posted by rue72 at 10:09 AM on December 4, 2013

Delightful!
posted by maudlin at 10:11 AM on December 4, 2013

the sugar cube frightens me

but they often do
posted by ook at 10:14 AM on December 4, 2013 [1 favorite]

the sugar cube frightens me

but they often do

Why? He's just a sweet talker. (groan)
posted by rue72 at 10:21 AM on December 4, 2013 [1 favorite]

The coffee beans are acting just like suspect they do when I close the cupboard door.
posted by The corpse in the library at 10:25 AM on December 4, 2013 [4 favorites]

Totoro!
posted by ottereroticist at 10:39 AM on December 4, 2013 [4 favorites]

I wonder if the french language stuff is quotes / common cultural stuff too?

I wondered as well. My Spanish is not helpful enough to know this, sadly.
posted by chainsofreedom at 10:48 AM on December 4, 2013

the croissant is kiwi nonsense french
posted by sineater at 11:10 AM on December 4, 2013 [1 favorite]

I wonder if the french language stuff is quotes / common cultural stuff too?
No, it's just cute (one of the kiwis says "I'm not a ball (testicle) I'm a kiwi").
posted by elgilito at 12:48 PM on December 4, 2013 [1 favorite]

Fantastic. Source of the croissant song. I miss Bret and Jemaine
posted by supercres at 1:21 PM on December 4, 2013

Wow, I missed linking that by hours. I still miss Bret and Jemaine.
posted by supercres at 1:22 PM on December 4, 2013

The "fiine pellicule de glace" bit is from the French version of Snatch.
posted by furtive at 1:31 PM on December 4, 2013

Has anyone succeeded in completing the grapefruit memory game? I am stuck at four pieces.
posted by seawallrunner at 8:32 PM on December 4, 2013

Double-click on each item to be redirected to a youtube video with the clip. For example, the muffin farthest to the right redirects to one of my favourite movies with Bill Murray
posted by seawallrunner at 8:34 PM on December 4, 2013 [2 favorites]

Excellent find, seawallrunner!
posted by that girl at 9:23 PM on December 4, 2013

furtive, your link wants a login and password from me.


I haven't made it anywhere at all on the grapefruit game. Pamplemousse.
posted by nat at 9:33 PM on December 4, 2013

six pieces... somehow missed the word memory game and thought it was a puzzle..

After writing it down I got all eight pieces but I think it just keeps going.
posted by nat at 10:17 PM on December 4, 2013

some of them are quotes, others are just cute. The orange juice one is a pretty good example of real-life French (if you slow it down and lower it an octave or two) when you accidentally nearly tip over a glass.

loved hearing Foux du Fafa from the croissant.
posted by fraula at 12:55 AM on December 5, 2013