*peep peep* What does it take to kill this monster?
December 9, 2013 12:25 PM   Subscribe

Let's mod Skyrim so that the dragon is Thomas the Tank Engine! (SLYT)
posted by Zarkonnen (26 comments total) 25 users marked this as a favorite

 
Some of the "recommended videos" on the sidebar are truly awful examples of "computer animation."

Also playing this clip really quiet so my son does not hear... We've almost made him forget about Thomas, and it should only be another year or so until he is too old to want that expensive crap.
posted by KokuRyu at 12:32 PM on December 9, 2013


You have caused confusion and delay.
posted by Artw at 12:35 PM on December 9, 2013 [18 favorites]


I used to be the Fat Controller until I took a diet to the knee
posted by fallingbadgers at 12:44 PM on December 9, 2013 [9 favorites]


Oh my goodness. This is the apex of grimdark Fantasy. Truly mindblowing.
posted by RokkitNite at 12:44 PM on December 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


Cinders and ashes!
posted by hmo at 12:47 PM on December 9, 2013 [8 favorites]


Bloody privatization
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 12:51 PM on December 9, 2013 [7 favorites]


I just noticed how they don't even bother to move the first guy's body after they haul you up on the block. His head is just right there in the basket and you're totally kneeling on his decapitated corpse. I mean, that's just classless.

SHOW SOME CLASS, IMPERIALS.
posted by kbanas at 1:09 PM on December 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


Apparently this is the work of the modder Trainwiz, an infamous Dwemer locomotion enthusiast. His other mods include the Blackreach Railroad ("for those wondering, you do indeed get a train hat"), Call of Trainwiz (a spell that makes it rain trains), and Brhuce Hammar (a fully-voiced Telvanni companion with the ability to magically toss trains at enemies).

I actually play with a version of his Morrowloot, which strips upper level equipment out of leveled loot lists and squirrels it away throughout the province, restoring something of the treasure hunt feel of Morrowind.
posted by Iridic at 1:13 PM on December 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


His eyes! Why do his eyes never move‽
posted by ckape at 1:16 PM on December 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


See also: Macho Man Randy World-eater.
posted by codacorolla at 1:21 PM on December 9, 2013 [10 favorites]


Here's another nightmare-inducing Skyrim mod.
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 1:47 PM on December 9, 2013 [6 favorites]


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
posted by Jimbob at 1:57 PM on December 9, 2013


I pinch. Maybe little pinch?
posted by yeti at 2:06 PM on December 9, 2013 [7 favorites]


Yaaaay.
posted by ymgve at 2:14 PM on December 9, 2013 [4 favorites]


At least some of these come from the early days of Skyrim modding, before the toolkit became accessible, where modders could only replace data files (like skins, meshes and audio files). Some, I believe, are mods in the more full sense.
posted by codacorolla at 2:16 PM on December 9, 2013


Yesssssssssss!!!!!!
posted by sgt.serenity at 2:33 PM on December 9, 2013


His eyes! Why do his eyes never move‽

the mask place atop his pulsating cephalopod flesh

is not that sophisticated.

don't worry.

we will be devoured so quickly,

that there will be no need to ever find a better mask.
posted by Sticherbeast at 2:38 PM on December 9, 2013 [1 favorite]


Any time someone talks about consoles being just as good as a PC for gaming I think of the mod scene and smile inside.
posted by Justinian at 2:58 PM on December 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


It's no Autotune Bear mod.
posted by brundlefly at 3:14 PM on December 9, 2013 [6 favorites]


Lets not forget the penultimate in juvenile humor.
posted by Twain Device at 3:29 PM on December 9, 2013 [5 favorites]


I may have spent many hours in Morrowind trying to mod in a train that would work above ground (rather than running between stations underground which is easy). It never did work, it would get spirited to never-never land if you moved too far, and occasionally crashed the game as well.
posted by BungaDunga at 4:23 PM on December 9, 2013


I knew the Pinkie Pie mod would turn up eventually.
posted by JHarris at 5:35 PM on December 9, 2013


Twain Device if that's the penultimate in juvenile humor, what's the ultimate? Jarate? yes I've been playing TF a lot lately why do you ask
posted by JHarris at 5:38 PM on December 9, 2013


Aw, man. They skipped the part where you hide behind the guy and hack at him until your sneak skill maxes out.
posted by The Hamms Bear at 6:30 PM on December 9, 2013


Bloody privatization

Now I know why it was late for the execution.
posted by jaduncan at 3:57 AM on December 10, 2013 [2 favorites]


Its weesh-weesh, not peep-peep
posted by FuturisticDragon at 8:14 PM on December 10, 2013


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