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December 15, 2013 7:28 AM   Subscribe

Having trouble coming up with an idea or a SEO friendly title for your next web article? Portend's Content Idea Generator comes to the rescue.
posted by reenum (35 comments total) 16 users marked this as a favorite

 
"How Nostradamus Predicted Metafilter. No, Really."

This is fun.
posted by bodega at 7:32 AM on December 15, 2013


5 Secrets About Pygmy Jerboas the Government Is Hiding
posted by oulipian at 7:39 AM on December 15, 2013 [3 favorites]


meta-SEO
posted by ennui.bz at 7:44 AM on December 15, 2013


12 Things Spock Would Say about Donut Holes
How Ice Cream Sandwiches are Like a School Bully
How SEO Can Help You Win the Game of Thrones

This is awesome. Now how do I read the articles?
posted by antonymous at 7:45 AM on December 15, 2013 [1 favorite]


The scary thing about this is it doesn't suck. If I were really stuck for a writing prompt...
posted by Miko at 7:45 AM on December 15, 2013 [2 favorites]


13 Ways Dead Babies Can Help You Win Top Chef

Amazing!
posted by kaibutsu at 7:54 AM on December 15, 2013 [5 favorites]


Unbelievable Galois Cohomology Success Stories
posted by escabeche at 8:09 AM on December 15, 2013 [4 favorites]


Save Your Marriage Using Only Automatic Speech Recognition

Finally!
posted by mittens at 8:13 AM on December 15, 2013 [3 favorites]


Why
Mom Was Right
About
Erotica


Ouch.
posted by cjorgensen at 8:21 AM on December 15, 2013 [2 favorites]


15 Ways Metafilter is worse than James Franco
posted by arcticwoman at 8:24 AM on December 15, 2013 [3 favorites]


Why Porno Snipers are the Keys to Hillary 2016

I'd read it.
posted by cropshy at 8:33 AM on December 15, 2013 [2 favorites]


Why Do People Think Differential Geometry is a Good Idea?

I'VE WRITTEN THIS ARTICLE IN MY HEAD A THOUSAND THOUSAND TIMES.
posted by Wolfdog at 8:54 AM on December 15, 2013 [6 favorites]


How Penises could get you blacklisted.
posted by borges at 8:59 AM on December 15, 2013


Shocking Ways Dungeons & Dragons Will Make You Better in Bed
posted by graymouser at 9:02 AM on December 15, 2013 [1 favorite]


How Grading Final Exams Makes You A Better Lover

Relevant to my interests!
posted by Elementary Penguin at 9:05 AM on December 15, 2013 [3 favorites]


How MetaFilter Can Keep You Out of Trouble
...way too late for me

The 15 Biggest MetaFilter Blunders
...I could totally write that, since I've made 11 of them

Don't Hold Back Your MetaFilter
...but please do it in private

What the Amish Can Teach You About MetaFilter
...well, they'd be in the 'plain white background' camp

8 Secrets About MetaFilter the Government Is Hiding
...finally, the truth behind jrun

Why MetaFilters are the Secret Ingredient
...on Iron Chef Internet

12 Facts About MetaFilter That'll Keep You Up at Night
...it's been keeping me up at night for years without these facts

9 Ways MetaFilter Is a Dying Art
...no-o-o-o-o-o!!!

Why the World Would End Without MetaFilter
...double no-o-o-o-o!!!!
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:30 AM on December 15, 2013 [2 favorites]


16 Unexpected Uses for SEO Douches
How SEO Douches Can Make You Sick
11 Things About SEO Douches Your Kids Don't Want You to Know
The Best Ways to Utilize SEO Douches
The 18 Worst SEO Douches in History
posted by escape from the potato planet at 9:38 AM on December 15, 2013


How to Save Your Marriage Using only Bondage
posted by dortmunder at 9:54 AM on December 15, 2013


I''m sooo proud that none of my web dev practice has included doing "SEO" (other than making sure that the content is factual, well-organized, and written in the Queen's English)

... and now, with this nifty generator, I don't have to! Thanks!

(and following escape's idea ... )

19 Ways Seo Whoring Could Leave You Needing a Lawyer

What Jezebel Should Write About Seo Whoring

Why Seo Whoring Should Be 1 of the 7 Deadly Sins
posted by Artful Codger at 10:02 AM on December 15, 2013 [1 favorite]


5 Reasons the Amish Were Right About Butts

What Experts Are Saying About Butts

The Unconventional Guide To Butts

The 7 Worst Songs About Butts

Don't Hold Back Your Butts
posted by sveskemus at 10:04 AM on December 15, 2013


Everybody, I'm not sure this thing is actually sarcastic
posted by Pre-Taped Call In Show at 10:04 AM on December 15, 2013 [1 favorite]


How Farts are Bringing Sexy Back
How Farts are the 51st Shade of Grey
posted by Mister_A at 10:08 AM on December 15, 2013


How to start using chlamydias

I would not click on that, no sir.
posted by Blue Meanie at 10:09 AM on December 15, 2013


Why Testicular Torsion Sucks More than the new Star Wars
posted by tetracycline at 10:17 AM on December 15, 2013 [3 favorites]


tetracycline: "Why Testicular Torsion Sucks More than the new Star Wars"

QFT
posted by Mister_A at 10:52 AM on December 15, 2013


How Cannabis Could Make Betty Draper a Better Mother
How Purple Sticky Punch Once Saved the World
Darth Vader's Guide to Bongwater
posted by Redfield at 11:01 AM on December 15, 2013


"Why Mom was Right About My Balls."

Indeed.
posted by chasing at 1:03 PM on December 15, 2013


"Why floorboards are scarier than dating Taylor Swift"

Oh man, this is my new go-to writing prompt.
posted by Kerasia at 1:17 PM on December 15, 2013


"Ways Your Mother Lied to You About Privilege"

Would probably be the most popular Metafilter link of all time.
posted by downing street memo at 2:36 PM on December 15, 2013 [4 favorites]


"What Jezebel Should Write About Buzzfeed".
"14 Ways Buzzfeeds Can Increase Your Productivity"

So meta.
posted by Mezentian at 3:25 PM on December 15, 2013 [1 favorite]


"Why Holden Caulfield Thinks Content Generators are Phony"

So deep.

"Why Our World Would End If Content Generators Disappeared"

So true.


Alright, I need to get back to work.
posted by Mezentian at 3:26 PM on December 15, 2013


HOW TATERS AREN'T AS BAD AS YOU THINK
posted by sweet mister at 4:27 PM on December 15, 2013


HOW BEANPLATING IS THE NEW BEANPLATING

wait, what?
posted by sweet mister at 4:29 PM on December 15, 2013 [1 favorite]


If I seed it with "gluten", "healthcare", or "republicans" the output looks like my FaceBook feed on pretty much any given morning.
posted by sourwookie at 6:30 PM on December 15, 2013 [3 favorites]


Why Your Bitterness Never Works Out the Way You Plan
Why Bitterness Will Make You Question Everything
6 Ways Bitterness Could Help the Cubs Win the World Series
posted by Coatlicue at 8:24 PM on December 15, 2013


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