Sir Mix-a-Lot: Now, ass isn’t a big deal. I go to the gym, and I’ll hear a white girl saying to her trainer, “I want this to be round.” They realize that it doesn’t mean that you’re out of shape if you have a nice ass. Anybody who’s ever seen a stripper pick up a dollar bill with her ass knows you can’t do that with fat.
There was one change he suggested: “On your punch line, I need you to hit mute, and drop the music out so that people can hear what you’re saying. That’s gonna drive the song.” That’s where “my anaconda don’t want none” or “I’m thinkin’ about stickin’” came from. As soon as he heard the finished track, he said, “People are gonna be talking about this twenty years from now.”
I remember a conversation with a friend where I earnestly argued that the Stones were sort of acceptable because songs like "Sympathy for the Devil" addressed social issues
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda,
playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you’ve got buns, hun
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5’3”.
(Valley Girl intro): She's just so ... black!
The Flo Jo reference.
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
Even white boys got to shout
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
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