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January 8, 2014 5:32 AM   Subscribe

Has creating life sucked the life out of you? Sounds like you need ... DAD METAL!
posted by drlith (20 comments total) 15 users marked this as a favorite

 
'Prostate' is an excellent band name.
posted by colie at 5:44 AM on January 8


They won't take my credit card. Can anyone get their store to work. I need the store to work.
posted by clvrmnky at 6:00 AM on January 8 [7 favorites]


'Prostate' is an excellent band name.

The woman-fronted version could be "Mucus Plug".
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 6:01 AM on January 8 [4 favorites]


Looks like another batch of youngsters have discovered adulthood.
posted by Thorzdad at 6:22 AM on January 8


the corpse painted one, Vasectomy, was clearly NOT black metal.

Funny nonetheless
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 6:40 AM on January 8 [1 favorite]


Too cute.
posted by teh_boy at 7:03 AM on January 8


I lost it at "Skylar is Allergic to Peanuts" by Prophylactic Rupture.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 7:08 AM on January 8 [2 favorites]


Reminds me of the gangsta rap equivalent by Adam Buxton - Help the Police
posted by blahblahblah at 7:23 AM on January 8 [4 favorites]


Needs more Black Rattle.
posted by plinth at 7:36 AM on January 8


BENADRYL BENADRYL BENADRYL
EPIPEN EPIPEN EPIPEN
posted by ignignokt at 7:51 AM on January 8 [2 favorites]


Master of Fingerpuppets
...And Sippycups For All
Overprotective Tendencies
Repiadnickufesin
Raining Talc
Tantrums are my Business, and Business is Good
Peas Sell, But Who's Buying?
posted by Renoroc at 7:56 AM on January 8 [5 favorites]


Once again, Bob Odenkirk is years ahead of reality: BREADWINNERZ
posted by Zerowensboring at 8:20 AM on January 8 [5 favorites]


Master of Fingerpuppets
...And Sippycups For All
Overprotective Tendencies
Repiadnickufesin
Raining Talc
Tantrums are my Business, and Business is Good
Peas Sell, But Who's Buying?


The Pooper.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 9:02 AM on January 8 [1 favorite]


From we're not gonna take it, and fight for your right to this.

Didn't see that coming 20 years ago.
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 9:22 AM on January 8 [1 favorite]


I lost it at "Skylar is Allergic to Peanuts" by Prophylactic Rupture.

I would buy that song. Seriously.
posted by MikeMc at 10:50 AM on January 8


Yeah, Pogo_Fuzzybutt, now it's not so much "fight for your right to party" as it is "fight for your right to 15 minutes in the bathroom in the morning."
posted by drlith at 11:26 AM on January 8


Our Playpen is Burning

Filo Sip M&Ms

Mall Zest

Morbid Hangnail
posted by JamesMytton at 1:32 PM on January 8 [1 favorite]


I guess this is my demographic. I am 7 mos pregnant and seriously considering going to a Carcass show next month.
posted by medeine at 1:40 PM on January 8 [1 favorite]


Genuinely heartbroken that this is a joke.

MY LIFE IS NOT A JOKE GUYS
posted by axoplasm at 3:05 PM on January 8 [1 favorite]


Apparently he recorded full versions of the tunes, which is kind of amazing.
posted by jamesonandwater at 5:33 PM on January 8


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